Lol @ thinking this team has any shot. They will be lucky to win 1 out of their next 4 games. NE? No. SF? No. DET? Maybe. MIN? No.

Another 8-8 season from the Shithawks.

We lose the Sonics, who will be a title contender for the next 10 years with Durant and Westbrook.

We get to keep the Mariners. Who are probably a 100 loss team if not for poor Felix Hernandez, who's talent will rot away for a decade much like Ichiro. Even with Hernandez, the Mariners are so outmatched in their division, they should be allowed to use neon green softballs while batting.

We get to hold onto the Shithawks, who are a mediocre team at best. Who also have not been relevant since they Moneymakered their way into the Super Bowl and disappointed 49 other states and 98% of the country by doing so. Seahawks in the SB? Fucking snooooorrrrreeeee.

We get no NHL team, yet California and New York get 3 apiece. Fuck you very much Gary Bettman.