What a piece of shit FROG
What a piece of shit FROG
goddamned
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
First of, big shout out to my number 1 fan, The_Phag
I'd like to take this opportunity to launch my career as a stand up comedian.
Joke #1
ME: So I've been feeling a bit down lately, I guess you could say a little depressed.
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER(mom) How depressed are you?
ME: Thanks for asking RAM.
I've been so depressed that I can't even bother coming up with
funny punchlines to my jokes. :rimshot
I also can't be bothered making a poll so you can rate the jokes in this thread
with a ha, na or wha?
Limitles is in the running for most improved poster.
Also, to be fair, I imagine him as a humorless skinny alcoholic, with few redeeming qualities.
On the other hand, you have just reminded me to bump my thread about your buddy Jason Searless of St. Jo Mo......now, there is a fat piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.
Thanks for the reminder!
Limitles is without a doubt the funniest poster, ok
Limitles thinks that you can only be American by living/being born in the US. Guy is a retard.
Being called a fucking piece of shit by PHA is like being called a faggot by fluffer
Alright it's time to air audience grievances. Shout out an idea or theme and we'll see if we can poke fun at it.
Me: You sir, with the large forehead and the PFA t-shirt, whatever that stands for.......
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER: It stands for Poker Fraud A.........
ME: Never mind what the fuck it stands for give me something to work with, what's your idea?
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER: "The CIA"
ME: Alrighty then, the C. FUCKING I. A.
The CIA has us all scared, thanks to bullshit writing in Hollywood films. Care to take a little State secret
on your holiday to Pyongyang, NK or Moscow, Russia and pad your bank account? Well think again according to
Hollywood. The reason......... fucking truth serum bullshit. They have us all afraid of some drug they will force us
to take so we'll spill the beans and put ourselves in a Havana work camp for life.
Well fear no more because "little brother" has come up with a weapon to fight "big brother"
Sight gag
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