You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

[Anal_Hershiser]

Hey in my defense, tonight I ate with a friend a bomb as fuck bag of bertoli and the jamaican hot pepper, was SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

omgomgomg

Faduniak you sir know your hotness like no other

also I really didn't want to throw the fish sticks in there, but crazy lady kind of added them to my waffles, and she's 70something years old, who am I to say no?

I gave in, I swallowed, I smiled.

and ran to the internet to talk about it!!!

You eat fishsticks and waffles served from a crazy 70 year old lady? Tight life.

[Muck Ficon]

Hey in my defense, tonight I ate with a friend a bomb as fuck bag of bertoli and the jamaican hot pepper, was SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

omgomgomg

Faduniak you sir know your hotness like no other

also I really didn't want to throw the fish sticks in there, but crazy lady kind of added them to my waffles, and she's 70something years old, who am I to say no?

I gave in, I swallowed, I smiled.

and ran to the internet to talk about it!!!

Mike, is it true you are living with your elderly neighbors?

[zealanddonk]

Hey in my defense, tonight I ate with a friend a bomb as fuck bag of bertoli and the jamaican hot pepper, was SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

omgomgomg

Faduniak you sir know your hotness like no other

also I really didn't want to throw the fish sticks in there, but crazy lady kind of added them to my waffles, and she's 70something years old, who am I to say no?

I gave in, I swallowed, I smiled.

and ran to the internet to talk about it!!!

Mike, is it true you are living with your elderly neighbors?

He's decided to gay porn:
"I gave in, I swallowed"

[WillieMcFML]

toasted english muffin

bacon

scrambled egg

cracked black pepper

1/4 slice of american cheese

franks

LOVE

SWAG

[lewfather]

since fuhoser isn't around maybe you can educate people the ways of cooking up a batch of heroin?

[WillieMcFML]

since fuhoser isn't around maybe you can educate people the ways of cooking up a batch of heroin?

Step 1:

[JACKDANIELS]

SERVED WITH A REFRESHING GLASS OF POPOV VODKA STRAIGHT FROM THE CAR BOOT

[WillieMcFML]

Dominos Pan Pizza


If you like extra cheese, guy at the counter told me order 'double' cheese as opposed to 'extra' cheese online.

Both count as one topping, but you get a lot more cheese with double.

[lewfather]

since fuhoser isn't around maybe you can educate people the ways of cooking up a batch of heroin?

Step 1:

step 2?

[chinamaniac]

China's quick Turkey Dinner. I made this thursday night and it was GOD




7 lb turkey - A little over 2 hours on 325. Wash turkey and then season with camp mix and oregano

Broccoli casserole - layer 1 box of chopped broccoli, 1/4 block of smallest velveeta block (LOLVEETAMENTS) cut into cubes on top of that layer another box of broccoli followed by another 1/4 block of velveeta , cook till cheese melts then layer 1 sleeve of Crushed ritz crackers over the top and let it sit in oven for 5 minutes

Stuffing - stove top- boil 2 cups of water and some oil , when it hits boil mix in stove top then turn off and cover

Potatoes - Premade, 7 mins in microwave and mix after 3.5


Cranberry sauce - open can

gravy- 2 mins in microwave

[WillieMcFML]

China's quick Turkey Dinner. I made this thursday night and it was GOD




7 lb turkey - A little over 2 hours on 325. Wash turkey and then season with camp mix and oregano

Broccoli casserole - layer 1 box of chopped broccoli, 1/4 block of smallest velveeta block (LOLVEETAMENTS) cut into cubes on top of that layer another box of broccoli followed by another 1/4 block of velveeta , cook till cheese melts then layer 1 sleeve of Crushed ritz crackers over the top and let it sit in oven for 5 minutes

Stuffing - stove top- boil 2 cups of water and some oil , when it hits boil mix in stove top then turn off and cover

Potatoes - Premade, 7 mins in microwave and mix after 3.5


Cranberry sauce - open can

gravy- 2 mins in microwave

looks trop trop

broccoli casserole is worth a shot, at thanksgiving my uncle does roasted brussel sprouts which is GOD

[chinamaniac]

China's quick Turkey Dinner. I made this thursday night and it was GOD




7 lb turkey - A little over 2 hours on 325. Wash turkey and then season with camp mix and oregano

Broccoli casserole - layer 1 box of chopped broccoli, 1/4 block of smallest velveeta block (LOLVEETAMENTS) cut into cubes on top of that layer another box of broccoli followed by another 1/4 block of velveeta , cook till cheese melts then layer 1 sleeve of Crushed ritz crackers over the top and let it sit in oven for 5 minutes

Stuffing - stove top- boil 2 cups of water and some oil , when it hits boil mix in stove top then turn off and cover

Potatoes - Premade, 7 mins in microwave and mix after 3.5


Cranberry sauce - open can

gravy- 2 mins in microwave

looks trop trop

broccoli casserole is worth a shot, at thanksgiving my uncle does roasted brussel sprouts which is GOD

Ya the brocc casserole is GOD

[408Mike]

Hey in my defense, tonight I ate with a friend a bomb as fuck bag of bertoli and the jamaican hot pepper, was SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

omgomgomg

Faduniak you sir know your hotness like no other

also I really didn't want to throw the fish sticks in there, but crazy lady kind of added them to my waffles, and she's 70something years old, who am I to say no?

I gave in, I swallowed, I smiled.

and ran to the internet to talk about it!!!

You eat fishsticks and waffles served from a crazy 70 year old lady? Tight life.

She didn't serve anyting nor does she fucking cook imbecile. She has dementia, the way things go down (like the waffles) is this- I make waffles, she is in the kitchen we exhange hello's, I go to the bathroom and wash my hands, come back out to eat and freshly microwaved fish sticks adorn my plate, and they've even got tartar sauce on them and Mary is smiling ear to ear, so I say thanks and take the plate to the table and eat .

You woulnd't do anything different so shut the fuck up.

And I hope that explains why she's not allowed to cook anymore btw, we damn near have a lock on all electonic items in the house. One day I predict finding the dog in the microwave or something, it's tough to predict anything anymore.

[408Mike]

China's quick Turkey Dinner. I made this thursday night and it was GOD




7 lb turkey - A little over 2 hours on 325. Wash turkey and then season with camp mix and oregano

Broccoli casserole - layer 1 box of chopped broccoli, 1/4 block of smallest velveeta block (LOLVEETAMENTS) cut into cubes on top of that layer another box of broccoli followed by another 1/4 block of velveeta , cook till cheese melts then layer 1 sleeve of Crushed ritz crackers over the top and let it sit in oven for 5 minutes

Stuffing - stove top- boil 2 cups of water and some oil , when it hits boil mix in stove top then turn off and cover

Potatoes - Premade, 7 mins in microwave and mix after 3.5


Cranberry sauce - open can

gravy- 2 mins in microwave

brb, RUNNING to the fucking kitchen

CHINA IS GOD
TODD IS GOD
WILLIE'S THREAD IS GOD

[Faduniak]

I am on my way to get some shit to cook tonight...

Spoiler alert.......



Black Bean Burgers and the DirtyB/Vegas special TATER TOTS!!!

[Hozer11]

toasted english muffin

bacon

scrambled egg

cracked black pepper

1/4 slice of american cheese

franks

LOVE

SWAG

That's toasted?

Peace,

Hozer11

PS I like everything else about it.

[4Dragons]

Kind of a toss-up on which thread, chilis or food porn, but it is a dish so it goes here.

Mexican Flag Chili



Made from stuff I had around the house. Peppers from overflow of friends bountiful garden.

Ground beef
Chili packet - store brand
Red, Yellow and Green Chilis
A couple of Thai peppers
Kidney beans
can of stewed tomatoes
can of diced tomatoes
Cayenne pepper sauce
onion

[WillieMcFML]

I am on my way to get some shit to cook tonight...

Spoiler alert.......



Black Bean Burgers and the DirtyB/Vegas special TATER TOTS!!!

:bump

[WillieMcFML]

2+2 now trying to replicate the success of my super-moist food porn thread by creating their own food & drink forum

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/21...nd-food-drink/

those bastards are trying to steal my swag

[WillieMcFML]

btw, that chili looks awesome 4D

one thing i've been meaning to try that craigthedeac tweeted, crushed cheezits on top of chili

seems like such an obvious play, can't believe it's escaped me all my life