Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)

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I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.


I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you

actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting

or play best 2/3 sets in tennis

actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you

or ping pong

or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game

shall I continue ?

please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher

offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting

kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are

fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you

LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons
Risky bet unless you have seen him play these events:

1) The skinniest most awkward person I have ever met in my life routinely bowls over 200 every game. He has almost freakishly long arms and the alley knows when he throws it because the noise of the pins are violent. Druff looks like he has long arms so careful on that one.

2) A guy I went to college with put on 100 Lbs in the last 10 years. He was a great tennis player years ago, and still is quite good. He moves very slow now, but still has an overpowering serve, he still wins most games on that alone. His baseline game is still good. Here again, 10 random people would likely challenge him on a bet if they did not know his game and most if not all would lose.

Ping pong would likely be a safe bet, that takes a lot of coordination and short appendages.