Originally Posted by Dan Druff
to be fair, these are games of skill.
i bet marvin couldn't roll 150 even if we spotted him 10 pins and put up the bumpers.
to be fair, these are games of skill.
i bet marvin couldn't roll 150 even if we spotted him 10 pins and put up the bumpers.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
yo Napoleon boy
nobody is speaking to you
kindly get back to the kiddie table
fun time is over in Vegas
reality about set in very soon
BTW Marty, speaking of the cage match you once proposed, you are forgetting that Hoser eventually revealed your actual plan.
You told him that you proposed the fight because you thought I would be afraid to accept, but that if I did, you would bring a taser, hit me with it, and then run away. So you were challenging me to a fight you were actually afraid to have, which is par for the course with you.
Typical Posturing Pockleface who knows he's basically a loser at everything, but likes to pretend he's not.
Risky bet unless you have seen him play these events:
I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you
actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting
or play best 2/3 sets in tennis
actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you
or ping pong
or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game
shall I continue ?
please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher
offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting
kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are
fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you
LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons
1) The skinniest most awkward person I have ever met in my life routinely bowls over 200 every game. He has almost freakishly long arms and the alley knows when he throws it because the noise of the pins are violent. Druff looks like he has long arms so careful on that one.
2) A guy I went to college with put on 100 Lbs in the last 10 years. He was a great tennis player years ago, and still is quite good. He moves very slow now, but still has an overpowering serve, he still wins most games on that alone. His baseline game is still good. Here again, 10 random people would likely challenge him on a bet if they did not know his game and most if not all would lose.
Ping pong would likely be a safe bet, that takes a lot of coordination and short appendages.
yo Napoleon boy
nobody is speaking to you
kindly get back to the kiddie table
fun time is over in Vegas
reality about set in very soon
oh let me guess....
winter is coming?
LOL at using my own jokes to try and troll me (I told you to get back to the kiddy table and it set you off). Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
marvin, lmk if you need me to make those offers in big letters so you can see them.
remember: I will fly anywhere in the country to play you in pool. any amount you want to play. for as long as you want. I'll break you on a pool table. When we're done, i'll even give you an autograph.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
I don't know whether Dr. Pockleface has any real experience at pool, ping-pong, and bowling, but these are games where you can get significantly better from a lot of practice.
to be fair, these are games of skill.
i bet marvin couldn't roll 150 even if we spotted him 10 pins and put up the bumpers.
This is why you could put some nerdy kid with a lot of experience in ping-pong against a world class athlete with little experience in it, and the nerdy kid would win.
Posturing Pockles knows he has zero athletic ability, and that he would embarrass himself against me in most or all athletic-type sports, which is why he is not suggesting any of those.
The reason I know I can beat him is because Projecting Pockles would have bragged years ago if he had the slightest bit of athletic ability at any time in his life, but we've never heard that from him. So even though I've always been just an average athlete, and would probably get crushed by certain more athletic people on this forum, I know Pockles isn't one of them.
I don't know whether Dr. Pockleface has any real experience at pool, ping-pong, and bowling, but these are games where you can get significantly better from a lot of practice.
This is why you could put some nerdy kid with a lot of experience in ping-pong against a world class athlete with little experience in it, and the nerdy kid would win.
Posturing Pockles knows he has zero athletic ability, and that he would embarrass himself against me in most or all athletic-type sports, which is why he is not suggesting any of those.
The reason I know I can beat him is because Projecting Pockles would have bragged years ago if he had the slightest bit of athletic ability at any time in his life, but we've never heard that from him. So even though I've always been just an average athlete, and would probably get crushed by certain more athletic people on this forum, I know Pockles isn't one of them.
you shoot pool?
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
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I also want to say that even though those amounts i am willing to wager on pool/mortal kombat 2 are for Tyde only, anyone else who would like to also gamble we can do so for lower stakes if you want.
and i'll still give the 50% power bar handicap.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Risky bet unless you have seen him play these events:
1) The skinniest most awkward person I have ever met in my life routinely bowls over 200 every game. He has almost freakishly long arms and the alley knows when he throws it because the noise of the pins are violent. Druff looks like he has long arms so careful on that one.
2) A guy I went to college with put on 100 Lbs in the last 10 years. He was a great tennis player years ago, and still is quite good. He moves very slow now, but still has an overpowering serve, he still wins most games on that alone. His baseline game is still good. Here again, 10 random people would likely challenge him on a bet if they did not know his game and most if not all would lose.
Ping pong would likely be a safe bet, that takes a lot of coordination and short appendages.
someone needs to page Brandon to get ITT to tell the story he told me about the time Todd joined the NWP crew for bowling
how he was so horribly uncoordinated that everyone burst into uncontrollable laughter watching his delivery
kinda like imagine a right handed retard with cerebal palsy bowling left handed
something to that effect
oh and for the record, when I was bowling league on a regular basis...I booked close to a 200 average for the entire season
never shot a 300...but had several 279's
my high series for (3 games) is 745
I'd be fucking SHOCKED if Todd mustered even a 100 game
which is why I happily offered him a 30 pin handicap
obv this will never happen though
but I do have 10K waiting for Brandon right now if Todd was actually dumb enough to accept
Oh and BTW....what sports to you actually 'excel' at Todd ?
can't wait for the reply LOL
Is drinking a sport? You are shit out of luck if it is Druff. Young Martin is a pro.
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i propose a little league HR derby, between Marty and Druff.
Find a little kids diamond, have your own pitcher, and play byMLB rules. sounds fun.
Young Curacao, before we continue with this silly discussion, let's see proof right now that you have $10k cash to your name.
Hard to believe that an addicted gambler like you would be sitting on Pokerstars all day playing micros if you had a 5-figure roll.
Show us proof you have the money TODAY, and then we will continue.
You are also welcome to come to LA or Vegas (oops... I forgot you can't come to Vegas) and attempt to show everyone how athletic you are, WITHOUT money involved. But we know that won't happen because you know it will be an embarrassing failure, like everything else in your life.
What sports did you play in high school, Marty?
LOL at this guy.
druff was right. you can't make this shit up.
WILL FLY ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU IN POOL AND TAKE THE LAST $500 YOU HAVE BEFORE IT'S TIME TO MAKE HOT POCKETS. WINTER IS COMING, I NEED TO MAKE THIS MONEY SO I CAN LIVE WHEN IM NOT RIDING MY BIKE
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
This thread officially has AIDS.
At this point the only contest that could save it is "ookie cookie for rolz"
Martin, explain to everyone why you were KICKED OUT of the Orleans blackjack game for being unable to hold two cards with one hand.
Is it possible to be more uncoordinated than that?
Or are you going to deny that you spit all over everyone when you speak to them?
Or that you ran out of the Rio because you were afraid that 5'2" Hollywood Dave was going to kick your ass for badmouthing him on the internet?
Need I go on?
Also I love how Marty postured himself as a pool expert because he assumed I didn't play, but then Larry offered to play him for $500, and he shrunk back into his bottle of liquor.
Typical.
played # 3 singles in high school on the varsity tennis team
EXPERT at all games on a pool table
amazingly gifted ping pong player because I have extraordinary hand eye coordination
lettered in cross country and track my junior and senior years.....not much of a sprinter but was an excellent distance runner. I ran sub 5 minute miles and was very competitive in the 880
despite Todd posturing that he is somehow this gifted athlete, I can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth
from all accounts based on anecdotes shared to me from several of those unfortunate enough to have witnessed it, Todd brings a whole new meaning to the word (embarrassment) when it comes to anything athletically demanding or requiring any semblance of coordination
but its cool....Todd is really good at 900 numbers and he types pretty fast
wake me up when you can think of a sport you 'excel' at lol
As a matter of principle i've never read a single post which consisted of HUGE, bolded oversized letters.
From anybody.
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