Originally Posted by Dan Druff
This from the guy who can't even speak to someone without spitting all over them with every word. And the guy who can't hold two cards in one hand (he got kicked out of Orleans blackjack for this reason.)
(Anyone have JewdonkSpitsOnBrandon.gif ready to post?)
I was always an average athlete, but I'm sure I could crush Dr. Pockleface in nearly any sport, even today.
I'll escrow 10 grand right now to Brandon for the opportunity to bowl a series with you
actually fuck the whole series, I'll bowl against you ONE GAME. In fact I'll even spot you 30 pins just to make it interesting
or play best 2/3 sets in tennis
actually fuck best 2/3 I'll bet 10K for ONE SET against you
or ping pong
or get your awkward ass on a pool table for ANY game
shall I continue ?
please nap this one out and just concede that you're about as athletically inclined as a special Olympian last place finisher
offer stands though, although I do realize there is a 0.0% chance of you accepting
kinda like when I issued you an open challenge to fight you in the cage and you declined because you were terrified of any video being posted that exposed you for the laughably uncoordinated SPAZ you are
fuck I'd even drive to L.A. to make it easy for you
LOL oh and please name ONE sport that you actually excel at...other than dungeons and dragons
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