Attention 408Mike

[Anal_Hershiser]

Lol. 408 getting his shit packed again by anyone who opens the thread. Keep dancin' monkey.

[Bootsy Collins]

Mike,

Why are you so obsessed over Scooter and Gay Sex?

1. How can you read one of his posts? I have seen less complexity in a college level calculus textbook.

2. Why is Gay Sex so special? Would you like me to create a thread about how I wanted Chik FilA but decided against it because I could not make up my mind on which dipping sauce I wanted for my chicken strips. Bazzzzing!!!

What is wrong with you?

[Dan Druff]

I will also add Druff I have lost a LOT of respect for you recently, and the fact I mention other people from another forum should be the last thing worth talking about between us here. You are a huge hypocrite and love to watch me suffer and get treated like shit on a forum YOU control, and AFTER telling me privately and also the forum in general that you hate trolling and useless shit, a huge LOL after watching you condone and even egg on (as you have with this thread) such behavior. I've watched in silence as you troll other PFA members and keep thinking to myself "no, you've got it wrong, druff would never be a dick, afterall he says otherwise right?"

I learned my lesson at skatz about people who say one thing and yet do another. This thread as usual was a shallow effort to get both some drama going and watch me get shit on by all the usual trolls, and the inflected message being you or them. Neither site will have me to rip on very soon, but your selfishness in wanting me here and nowhere else so you can feed me to the wolves for fun is appalling. I am not stupid, I am very cognizant of what you do and why, and you should be ashmed of your actions.

You are not the good person you pretend to be, nor are you nearly as emotionally mature and fair toward others. If you would like me to respect your forum more, do so yourself first.

Mike, you are seeing a lot of hostility from me that doesn't exist.

I am not passive-aggressive. If I don't like someone, I let them know it.

I don't love to watch you suffer. That's why I have tried to give you advice -- both publicly and privately -- to help you end the suffering.

I have never tried to get you to post here exclusively. I told you to stay away from skatz because it's unhealthy for you there. I wasn't saying that with an ulterior motive to get you to post more here. In fact, I have never asked or pressured other posters here to stay away from other forums. It is everyone's right to post where they want. I do not have a monopoly on forums or this community.

I have not trolled you at all. If you think I have, I defy you to link me to one post where I've done so. In fact, I defy you to link me to one post here where I've trolled a user that hadn't already started up with me first.

I do think it would be most healthy for you to stay away from ALL forums. I have told you that before, so obviously this is not some plot to generate traffic/entertainment at your expense. I would much rather have a healthy 408Mike who doesn't post here than a fucked up one who does. I am not going to force you to leave (unless you break the rules), but I encourage you to tone down your pahticipation on these forums and spend the time doing some introspection and working to stay off drugs.

[Dan Druff]

Furthermore, Mike, the reason I posted in this thread today was not to join in the trolling or encourage people to continue making fun of you.

Not everyone on this forum browses all of the various NWP spinoff sites, so many have no idea who "gay sex" and "Scooter" are. Many others know who they are but don't care much about them. I find it strange that you discuss these guys here, when neither has ever expressed an interest in being part of PFA. I'm pretty sure Scooter doesn't even lurk here, so he most likely never even sees what you write. Even if he does lurk here, why not just communicate with him directly?

I just don't understand why you're doing this.

I am a part of a few other online communities that have nothing to do with poker. If I started posting messages to those people over here, would you think it was weird? I'm sure you would.

I'm just trying to understand why you are talking about skatz posters over here, especially when most people on this site have little interest in either one of them.

[Anal_Hershiser]

I just don't understand why you're doing this.

He does this when he gets banned from Skatz. I bet if someone researched it, his worst outbursts here were when he was banned there. He had to keep arguing with them even after he was banned. Sometimes he actually directly addresses them here, like he is hoping someone will post it at Skatz so they will see it. They just simply don't care and he gets frustrated when they don't care about him as much as he cares about them. They ban him every other day it seems. Mike gets sooooooo worked up when he's banned there. It's probably the most important thing in his pathetic little life now.

[zealanddonk]

Druff, Mikey wants you to either ban him so he can throw a pity party and be right that "everyone in the world hates him" or he wants you to keep enabling his idiotic actions.

His posts show that he often feels superior to other people and constantly tries and fails to assert his authority around here, therefore challenging you makes the most sense in his warped world.

He did raise one good point though, he constantly breaks the rules yet you havent banned him yet.

[tony bagadonuts]

Why is Gay Sex so special? Would you like me to create a thread about how I wanted Chik FilA but decided against it because I could not make up my mind on which dipping sauce I wanted for my chicken strips. Bazzzzing!!!

What is wrong with you?

[lewfather]

I'm pretty sure outside of like bob and tine that gaysex top 3's it for me as far as funny goes but im not trying to promote, nor have i ever tried to promote.

[Muck Ficon]

Bullshit.

Proven and I will do it anytime you like.

The last time was 3 times in front of my navy recruiter and his CO, because they like you doubted me.

NEVER doubt me.

I would NEVER doubt a meth addict!

How is the Navy going? Still planning on moving to Canada? Got that nursing degree yet? Still planning on working on an oil rig? How did that poll go where you challenged Adamantium? Remember how you went from 5'8" to 5'10"? How was the volunteer work in the Philippines..........

Why would anyone doubt you after all you have accomplished?

[408Mike]

Proven and I will do it anytime you like.

The last time was 3 times in front of my navy recruiter and his CO, because they like you doubted me.

NEVER doubt me.

I would NEVER doubt a meth addict!

How is the Navy going? Still planning on moving to Canada? Got that nursing degree yet? Still planning on working on an oil rig? How did that poll go where you challenged Adamantium? Remember how you went from 5'8" to 5'10"? How was the volunteer work in the Philippines..........

Why would anyone doubt you after all you have accomplished?

Unsure why I feel the need to respond to you, if I could pinpoint the reason...

Navy is $1800 away, I owe the DMV, without paying this I have no drivers license, the reason I owe in the first place had to do with a car which I owned that had expired tags when a lady crashed into it at 2am in front of my house. The insurance co who bought it never cleared up the change of ownership with dmv, I was busy with school and dropped the ball. I did it to myself, and cannot pay $1800 right now

Moving to canada, good memory. I never said I was moving to canada, I said I was entertaining the idea of moving to canada to finish my 4 year degree. Then meth happened, and my money is always "just never enough" to get anything accomplished except existing and using. It's nothing I am proud of, but I would hope in being open about my problems I would receive more understanding from people who know I am not a worthless piece of shit....

Nursing degree no, and I do not regret the time I spent or classes I completed in working to acquire it. I was not honest with myself for a very long time that I am NOT a certain person, no matter how hard I tried to be, and no matter how much I lied to myself that I was. I am not perfect, I do not follow rules with precision, and I tend to resent authority. These qualities make me a very poor nurse in many regards and it was a journey of self discovery to reach a point in which I could be honest with myself about who I am as a person.

Yes I am still looking into a job working on an oil rig, and in fact several people have received my resume whom know me and have for about a decade. If something turns up that is a sure thing, something I can pack my bags up for and head out of state, I'm gone. Period.

What poll? Seriously. You missed Druff not giving two shits about my custom title poll, had you just a smidge more intelligence you might have realized he's not giving many fucks about things like that. We can have our fun here, but overall PFA actions and policies are all DAN DRUFF, not you not me not anyone but him. I thought he might roll with my title idea, he said he wasn't giving a fuck and ignored the whole thing, and you look like a complete moron for not realizing this sooner. Once again, as always, azzclown has exposed you for being a half assed troll who is either too dumb or too lazy to get the important shit right. You are BARELY more tolerable than that clown from tazmania I blocked, just barely. That is not a good thing by any stretch.

My height, as listed on my drivers license, says 5ft9. I always perceived myself between 5ft9 - 5ft9.5 and recently I started noticing I am taller than people (4 so far) who are 5ft9, if I am not exactly 5ft10 I am so damn close it's negligible. My height means fuck all to me, why is it important to you?

The volunteer work PI thing, I backed away and I am happy that i did so, not because I benefitted (I surely did not) by staying here but because I could have gone and had I there is little doubt I would have hated the trip and made the experience shitty for the people around me. It's a very BIG difference between being liked/disliked here, on the forums, and real life. Weiss and I can have our petty fights and disagreements online but IRL, he's someone I respect and would help him in any way that I could. If he landed in SF and was homeless, I would have him staying with family asap and within a day he would have a car and enough cash to get his life straightened out and back home or whatever it is that he needed.

You forget, the biggest difference between me and the rest of these forums is that I do not see you all as shadowy weird people that I shouldn't trust. I am used to forum people as potential friends and this is why I strive to forge relationships, this has turned out to be a disaster. My patience and desire to be on these poker forums is all but gone, mostly because of people like you and idiotic threads like this one. If you didn't notice, I hardly post and when I do it's usually ina thread about me or very close to it. I will be a memory soon and you all will be sitting around one day wondering where I went and admitting I wasn't that bad, you were kind of hard on me blah blah, and I'm over it. Life goes on.

[408Mike]

I'm pretty sure outside of like bob and tine that gaysex top 3's it for me as far as funny goes but im not trying to promote, nor have i ever tried to promote.

gay sex is a very interesting person, let me put it that way. i used to blow him off, i think venom was my first experience with him, and i hated but kind of liked his boppy, real short and light hearted zinger one liner style of posting.

but one day I really enjoyed his banter with sonatine on dd, and started paying closer attention and was shocked that quite a bit of his humor was actually pretty damn complex. this went on and over time I began to suspect what I now know is a fact- away from the keyboard is a very different person, one who is very intelligent and quite funny. he's like tapper in that sense, both gay sex and tapper are highly intelligent and cultivate these forum personas to have fun. both are good people, but it's hard to know this just reading random posts, and if anyone cares, away from the forum bs seen by all there are very really decent people.

[408Mike]

He does this when he gets banned from Skatz.

Typically yes.

I bet if someone researched it, his worst outbursts here were when he was banned there.

Probably

He had to keep arguing with them even after he was banned.

Not to argue for the sake of arguing, but out of frustration at being denied having my say. You might agree that having a voice is important to you and you might not, but it is important to me.

Sometimes he actually directly addresses them here, like he is hoping someone will post it at Skatz so they will see it.

I have done this often and am not the first to do so, many times this has happened between boris/nwp etc. It's nothing special, the same people read each forum, been that way for years.

They just simply don't care and he gets frustrated when they don't care about him as much as he cares about them

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They care more than you think and I care less than you think.

T

hey ban him every other day it seems.

Yeah......but no, not even close. Why do you pay such close attention? If you don't, why are you pretending to?

Mike gets sooooooo worked up when he's banned there. It's probably the most important thing in his pathetic little life now.

My tilt is oftentimes something I think people expect out of me and i am a performer in a certain sense. I like the attention it brings me, so i bring the crowd what they want to see. My life is hardly pathetic, but if you want to get all super technical with me, by all means delineate what your life is like, and spell out why you think it's better or more important, and we can compare apples to apples and see who is what.

I can assure you, you know very little about me. You know what the fuck I tell you and nothing else. Don't believe me? I challenge you to find ONE SINGLE PERSON who can verify with CERTAINTY your beliefs about me are either right or wrong.

good luck with that, and good luck with my caring and all of that. if i wasn't medicated right now, i would be giving not a fuck as usual, but i've got busy hands needing to stay busy, and you are welcome sir.

[408Mike]

For comparison, after all the gibberish MIKE MUST BE REALLY HIGH, THE METH OH GOD

The last few posts, compare them to whatever jumbled crap you think is me high, and know the truth.

[408Mike]

Druff with all due respect I plan to read and touch on your posts later on, after I have some sleep and something to eat. Right now have to go, and I did not want to seem disrespectful.

[WillieMcFML]

Druff with all due respect I plan to read and touch on your posts later on, after I have some sleep and something to eat. Right now have to go, and I did not want to seem disrespectful.

you mean to tell me i just snap-scrolled right past the last eight thousand words you typed and you have yet to address your issue with druff?

[Muck Ficon]

Once again, as always, azzclown has exposed you for being a half assed troll who is either too dumb or too lazy to get the important shit right.

When did that happen? Post a link. I'd love to see it.

[LLL]

I will also add Druff I have lost a LOT of respect for you recently, and the fact I mention other people from another forum should be the last thing worth talking about between us here. You are a huge hypocrite and love to watch me suffer and get treated like shit on a forum YOU control, and AFTER telling me privately and also the forum in general that you hate trolling and useless shit, a huge LOL after watching you condone and even egg on (as you have with this thread) such behavior. I've watched in silence as you troll other PFA members and keep thinking to myself "no, you've got it wrong, druff would never be a dick, afterall he says otherwise right?"

I learned my lesson at skatz about people who say one thing and yet do another. This thread as usual was a shallow effort to get both some drama going and watch me get shit on by all the usual trolls, and the inflected message being you or them. Neither site will have me to rip on very soon, but your selfishness in wanting me here and nowhere else so you can feed me to the wolves for fun is appalling. I am not stupid, I am very cognizant of what you do and why, and you should be ashmed of your actions.

You are not the good person you pretend to be, nor are you nearly as emotionally mature and fair toward others. If you would like me to respect your forum more, do so yourself first.

Mike, you are seeing a lot of hostility from me that doesn't exist.

I am not passive-aggressive. If I don't like someone, I let them know it.

I don't love to watch you suffer. That's why I have tried to give you advice -- both publicly and privately -- to help you end the suffering.

I have never tried to get you to post here exclusively. I told you to stay away from skatz because it's unhealthy for you there. I wasn't saying that with an ulterior motive to get you to post more here. In fact, I have never asked or pressured other posters here to stay away from other forums. It is everyone's right to post where they want. I do not have a monopoly on forums or this community.

I have not trolled you at all. If you think I have, I defy you to link me to one post where I've done so. In fact, I defy you to link me to one post here where I've trolled a user that hadn't already started up with me first.

I do think it would be most healthy for you to stay away from ALL forums. I have told you that before, so obviously this is not some plot to generate traffic/entertainment at your expense. I would much rather have a healthy 408Mike who doesn't post here than a fucked up one who does. I am not going to force you to leave (unless you break the rules), but I encourage you to tone down your pahticipation on these forums and spend the time doing some introspection and working to stay off drugs.

Wow that Boston accent rubbed off on you quick!

[lewfather]

really LLL? REALLY? jesus fucking christ.

[LLL]

really LLL? REALLY? jesus fucking christ.

[lewfather]

I can't tell if you just moonlanded a bad joke or told a terrible one, either way you lose the internet. kindly fuck off.