life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

[vegas1369]

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

Let's say you're right... Would it make you feel better about yourself that you "exposed" this fraud of a post? Would you expect accolades and whatnot in the form of "great work detective". In other words, what is the plus side of your post?

On the flip side, let's say you're wrong and your post hits an already depressed person hard, which causes him to go into a further tailspin... Does that make you feel good about yourself too?

Seriously, I would just like to understand the thought process of someone who posts a long diatribe like that over something that really doesn't matter to them, while also not really having a large upside as opposed to a much larger downside.

What positives can come out of your post other than patting yourself on the back thinking you "got em"?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

Let's say you're right... Would it make you feel better about yourself that you "exposed" this fraud of a post? Would you expect accolades and whatnot in the form of "great work detective". In other words, what is the plus side of your post?

On the flip side, let's say you're wrong and your post hits an already depressed person hard, which causes him to go into a further tailspin... Does that make you feel good about yourself too?

Seriously, I would just like to understand the thought process of someone who posts a long diatribe like that over something that really doesn't matter to them, while also not really having a large upside as opposed to a much larger downside.

What positives can come out of your post other than patting yourself on the back thinking you "got em"?

1) My extreme issue with everyone knowing something but me. (Not exclusive to PFA)

2) Me resound to the fact that I never will without God's intervention, but would still like the entertainment to be believable until that day.

3) It's beyond annoying to get called out for insulting someones character when they literally always lie.

4) I got to meet Randall Cunningham when Hauck still coached UNLV!!! You should have been there!!!

[Belly Buster]

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

Let's say you're right... Would it make you feel better about yourself that you "exposed" this fraud of a post? Would you expect accolades and whatnot in the form of "great work detective". In other words, what is the plus side of your post?

On the flip side, let's say you're wrong and your post hits an already depressed person hard, which causes him to go into a further tailspin... Does that make you feel good about yourself too?

Seriously, I would just like to understand the thought process of someone who posts a long diatribe like that over something that really doesn't matter to them, while also not really having a large upside as opposed to a much larger downside.

What positives can come out of your post other than patting yourself on the back thinking you "got em"?

LOL, get over yourself. The drama's over. Larry ain't going nowhere.

For BGC, that's some real fucking prose there - it will live with my sig for a while.

I'm not the Samaritans. I kept well away from this thread while it was serious motherfucking business. With that said, I did think that if I was on the verge of hels'ing myself, someone posting the later fag pic would bring me to my senses. You need big balls to be able to do that - and sonatine pulls that shit off with style.

Whatever shit is spoken in these parts, we all live by a common thread - and that's pretty powerful. Even though Larry is a bellend, he's our bellend - and he knows we've got his back.

Peace.

[LarryLaffer]

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

you must think i give a shit about your opinion BGC. but i don't. never have, never will. I've never once seen a quality post of yours. all i've seen is dribble. nothing more.

So im a dupe because I have knowledge of PFA? i have knowledge of PFA because I can use the search function.

what's funny to me, is you're trolling me because you think that will somehow send me over the edge, as if i wasn't close enough last night when i drunkingly made this thread. But you're wrong. very wrong.

as much as you don't want to admit, you came to this thread expecting everyone to jump on the laterfag train and when they didn't, you got all upset and decided that you'd pickup the slack. but there was no slack to pickup. This community did come out and show support for someone who they troll all the time, bc in the end, no one wants to open this board up, and find out that someone who needed help didn't get it, and is no longer in existence anymore.

is that what you wanted? i'm sorry i couldn't deliver for you. I listened to reason last night in the form of Druff and Drexel reaching out and telling me whatever it is that's wrong in my life is temporary, and that i'll get through it. something i needed to hear.

so do me a fucking favor: think about what a sub-human piece of trash you really are, in that you expected (edit: and probably hoped) death to come from this thread.


edit:

oh and making fun of the way my voice sounds, reallllyyyy fuckin' mature of you.

let me ammend my statement to say you are a sub-human piece of dog shit.

[GrenadaRoger]

this thread is getting a lot of hits

are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol

no, not the core PFAer's...they are pretending to care in hopes you leave your bicycle to them afterwards

[RegGaymer]

no one wants to open this board up, and find out that someone who needed help didn't get it, and is no longer in existence anymore

And how would anyone know if you no longer existed?

If you stopped posting nobody would think twice about it.

Unless your loser pal gringo came and broke the news of course.

Larry, you are a pretentious attention seeking moron and your sig is testamant to the fact that you seek validation from this forum of sociopath trolls. Pathetic. You are also terrible at poker and even if you do want to kill yourself you undoubtedly are not intelligent enough to do so.

Bunch of soft twats on here not understanding that people who cry suicide never do it.

[FRANKRIZZO]

Go to the emergency room at your nearest hospital , hopefully this isn't a lame troll.

[LarryLaffer]

no one wants to open this board up, and find out that someone who needed help didn't get it, and is no longer in existence anymore

And how would anyone know if you no longer existed?

If you stopped posting nobody would think twice about it.

Unless your loser pal gringo came and broke the news of course.

Larry, you are a pretentious attention seeking moron and your sig is testamant to the fact that you seek validation from this forum of sociopath trolls. Pathetic. You are also terrible at poker and even if you do want to kill yourself you undoubtedly are not intelligent enough to do so.

Bunch of soft twats on here not understanding that people who cry suicide never do it.

yeah bc he guy with the white supremecist in his avatar is someone with an opinion I respect.

[Tegnation22]

Life has its ups and downs, wait for the up man.

Suicide is for pussies

[rum dick]

Larry, let me preface this by saying I do generally enjoy your posts, you seem like you're a decent person and your life is going to be just fine so as long as you don't have a temper tantrum and throw it away. Long story short I'm rooting for you to get your shit together and have a great life.

With that out of the way, let's recap - assuming I didn't miss anything, you wanted to kill yourself because some asshole was an asshole to you and some girl didn't want to sleep with you. Oh no how horrifying!!!!! Those aren't life ending problems. They're friggin inconveniences or maybe if you really stretch it annoyances (or a day in the life of gay sex). You've clearly led a ridiculously sheltered life and you need to grow the fuck up. You literally know nothing about pain or tragedy (like losing a child or watching your spouse waste away from cancer). God willing you continue to be lucky enough to never experience either of those things. And for those of you who are defending this "whoa is me nonsense", yall are just encouraging the boy and are not helping. End rant.

[Mintjewlips]

Im ugly and no one likes me wahhh!!

You would say larry has a napoleon complex but napoleon was taller wahhh!!

I have to fuck my cougar girlfriend just to have a place to live wahhh!!

I have no friends wahhh!!

You're a white guy in America, you get zero sympathy....wahhhhhhh!!!

[Draymond]

Back in the day, there was a guy on NWP that really got distressed over his girlfriend. He intentionally ran his car into another car and survived. He told his story and was destroyed without mercy by the posters on NWP. It was like 10 years ago, not suggesting it has any relevance, just been a while since the last suicide post.

[BetCheckBet]

This is so fake that it's not funny.

You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

You really have no idea what you are talking about.

Admantium doesn't;t kiss anybody's ass or play into the NWP cliques. FTR there is a radio out there like 4 years ago when he totally called out Sonatine personally for how he was conducting himself on the forum. So umm ya....

Glad to see larry alive and feel free to message me.

[SchoenfeldsJawMuscles]

Glad you didn't do it, Larry.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Only concern I have anymore in this thread is if I should change my auto correct resound to resigned and have it say that last edited shit that I hate or keep it wrong.

But taking this real for a minute, in general anyone that threatens suicide and doesn't do it should apologize to every last person that they elicited genuine reactions from. When I went through my blunt reality trauma I spewed any and everything but still somehow had enough tact to leave the revolver in my mouth nightly the fuck out of it. I've had probably 10 friends threaten suicide. I've had three that did it. Neither of the three were the 10.

Not that anyone cares, but I'm not the least bit suicidal now. Somewhat because I don't have the balls, (tegnation saying suicide is for pussies is just mind numbing. So like bungee jumping off a bridge is an extreme sport that takes balls but bungee jumping off a bridge without the fucking bungee is for pussies? THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!) but mostly because I believe that I have no control in getting myself out of whatever it is that I got myself into.

[LarryLaffer]

legit some of these responses are making me wish I delivered.

[LarryLaffer]

and I did apologize for making the thread by the way. a few times.

[Tegnation22]

Only concern I have anymore in this thread is if I should change my auto correct resound to resigned and have it say that last edited shit that I hate or keep it wrong.

But taking this real for a minute, in general anyone that threatens suicide and doesn't do it should apologize to every last person that they elicited genuine reactions from. When I went through my blunt reality trauma I spewed any and everything but still somehow had enough tact to leave the revolver in my mouth nightly the fuck out of it. I've had probably 10 friends threaten suicide. I've had three that did it. Neither of the three were the 10.

Not that anyone cares, but I'm not the least bit suicidal now. Somewhat because I don't have the balls, (tegnation saying suicide is for pussies is just mind numbing. So like bungee jumping off a bridge is an extreme sport that takes balls but bungee jumping off a bridge without the fucking bungee is for pussies? THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!) but mostly because I believe that I have no control in getting myself out of whatever it is that I got myself into.

Suicide is for pussies...everybody goes through rough times emotionally, family, relationships, financial etc. You have to power through and overcome. You are only gifted with one life and it's very valuable.

That said, only a coward chooses to kill themselves. There are kids with leukemia who won't see there 6th birthday and here is a healthy guy with some issues. Be a man and step up, life has peaks and valleys. Climb out of the valley and enjoy life cause you only have 1.

[FRANKRIZZO]

Why not get the help you need instead. There are groups that deal with depression and anxiety with therapy that explores dialectic behavior as well as cognitive behavior. Check out nami groups for instance. Lots of people suffer from depression, most look into getting help rather then going straight to suicide. Why would you not want to at least try and get help first? There are tons of resources out there.

[IamGreek]

Larry I have been where you are a couple of times in my life so I know what you are going thru however someone close to me once told me "Things are never as bad as they seem at the time and things are never as good as they seem at the time" I have never forgotten those words and I hope they bring you the peace they brought me. I am an old man now and am so glad I never succumbed to doing myself in. I would have missed so much. One day at a time sir--one day at a time. God Bless.