Page 5 of 13 FirstFirst 123456789 ... LastLast
Results 81 to 100 of 258

Thread: life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

  1. #81
    Platinum nunbeater's Avatar
    Reputation
    523
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    2,689
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    I was set to move in with a woman. I had packed all my shit up, disconnected everything, paid last month's rent, the whole nine. I called her to come pick me up (the place was an hour drive or so from where I lived at the time) and she blurts out, "This isn't gonna work out." She hung up on me and never spoke to me again for the rest of my life.
    Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?
    Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

    The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

    I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.

  2. #82
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1660
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,596
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post

    Like Paula Poundtstone and 9/11 Druff owes you, as prior to your failed intention he was getting his right wing wacko shit packed.

    See if he's up yet

    i told druff that next year i will be at the wsop (it'll be my first time in vegas) and that i owe him a burger or something for reaching out and making sure i wasn't about to do something stupid.

    he mentioned that a guy on NWP drove his car into a truck and survived.


    and me, always thinking about money, and my life insurance policy, i'd have to make it look like an accident so my family could get the money.


    and for anyone wondering (i doubt anyone is) about my above post about a wallet will, I do carry one in my bag incase i bite it while at work. that way, even in death, i can make sure my shit gets to where it's going.
    This is rich. Bottomset has outdone himself

  3. #83
    Diamond Tellafriend's Avatar
    Reputation
    1571
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    7,031
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?
    Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

    The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

    I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.

    And just imagine that she was the mother of your only child, that she got to keep the house w your kid in it, the new dude was Fucking her good in your bed w your kid in the next room all while you have moved into a smaller place and lost half of your take home. Yeah, it could be a lot worse.

     
    Comments
      
      limitles: shivers down the spine rep
      
      big dick: That really is awful to think about. Some rotten bitches out there that is for sure.

  4. #84
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    64825419
    this thread is getting a lot of hits

    are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

  5. #85
    Gold Suicide King's Avatar
    Reputation
    697
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,756
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    this thread is getting a lot of hits

    are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol
    As terrible and short as you are, we don't actually want you dead.

  6. #86
    Plutonium big dick's Avatar
    Reputation
    1328
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    fuck krypt
    Posts
    11,566
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Are you serious? How long were you together if you are?
    Dead serious. We were together a couple of years when we decided to give it a go and live together.

    The funniest part was I had already gotten internet installed at her place under my name. So I had to call the ISP and explain the whole situation to some complete stranger. They sympathized with me and told me not to worry about paying anything on it since I literally never used it. The guy explained that it was actually a fairly regular occurrence.

    I later found out from her sister that there was another guy on the line and she did not want him to know about me. So if we lived together that would blow her cover with the other guy.
    That's a heartless bitch man. I couldn't imagine doing that to someone I was with for 2+ years and close enough with to consider moving in with. She probably did you a favor looking back at it now, a cunt like that woulda made your life hell probably longterm.

     
    Comments
      
      Tellafriend: Biggest favor of his life. Just hope he's wise enough to realize same
      
      nunbeater: yeah it was a mixed blessing in hind sight

  7. #87
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    this thread is getting a lot of hits

    are people checking to see if i really offed myself? lol
    As terrible and short as you are, we don't actually want you dead.

    i am terrible aren't i
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

  8. #88
    Speedster Out of Clemson adamantium's Avatar
    Reputation
    890
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,397
    Load Metric
    64825419
    so Larry will you be ok or do we need to keep you over night?

  9. #89
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    so Larry will you be ok or do we need to keep you over night?

    last night was a tough one. i usually don't fly off the handle so quick. but shots of gin, whiskey, and a few cups from the keg, did it for me last night


    but at least people had a good time at the party. they didn't know how upset i was.


    funny thing is, i barely drank before probation took away my privilege to get high. and when i did, i didn't get depressed.

    currently drinking cranberry juice. i think ive had enough alchohol this weekend.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

  10. #90
    PFA Radio Host Drexel's Avatar
    Reputation
    1127
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    876
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD

  11. #91
    Speedster Out of Clemson adamantium's Avatar
    Reputation
    890
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,397
    Load Metric
    64825419
    well you obv cant drink if you are going to hels yourself every time you do

  12. #92
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    job offer accepted.

    will take payment in the form of steak tacos with cilantro and onion only.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

  13. #93
    Speedster Out of Clemson adamantium's Avatar
    Reputation
    890
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,397
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

  14. #94
    PFA Radio Host Drexel's Avatar
    Reputation
    1127
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    876
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

    No.

     
    Comments
      
      Baron Von Strucker: this denial is a bit suspect

  15. #95
    Canadrunk limitles's Avatar
    Reputation
    1660
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In Todd's head
    Posts
    17,596
    Blog Entries
    1
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    Say what? A casino has built a mini Bimini? Brilliant. Plenty of sand obv.

  16. #96
    Speedster Out of Clemson adamantium's Avatar
    Reputation
    890
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    3,397
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post

    Did you fuck jeanriders or not?

    No.
    I dunno, I think we need to revisit this in the next 24 hour radio show

  17. #97
    Diamond Tellafriend's Avatar
    Reputation
    1571
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    7,031
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    There was a private jet junket there this wknd from jax and atl. Almost went. Tree fell on my roof during hurricane. They run monthly events. Heard good about the place. Your fans Would appreciate a trip report!

  18. #98
    Diamond TheXFactor's Avatar
    Reputation
    1199
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    6,932
    Load Metric
    64825419
    Quote Originally Posted by Drexel View Post
    Larry I am glad you are ok. If I wasn't in Bimini, I would come to Chicago to visit with you in person. You truly need to let go of all the awful people in the bike messenger world that are so cut throat and vicious.

    Also, and I know this sounds crazy, but it's true- Cmoney and I are looking for a wartime consigliere. I promise the pay will be much more than biker messengers make.


    GS


    ZoD
    Bahamas...Fishing? PowerBoating? Swimming with Sharks? Or conducting a world-wide search for Tyde/Marty?



  19. #99
    King of Lost Wages LarryLaffer's Avatar
    Reputation
    177
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Location
    Lost Wages
    Posts
    4,874
    Load Metric
    64825419
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

  20. #100
    Plutonium Brittney Griner's Clit's Avatar
    Reputation
    1501
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    10,830
    Load Metric
    64825419
    This is so fake that it's not funny.

    You can throw out the window that he sounds exactly like the "Little People" setting on Morphvox Pro. You can throw out the window that screen names who have shown nothing but psychopathic tendancies show up in droves to encourage a new member that has never made a post worth reading to say life is worth living. You can throw out the window that new member has all the tell tale signs of a dupe... even including the classic "mysterious knowledge of all things PFA" characteristic.

    But when you see screen name Adamantium tell screen name Sonatine to "shut the fuck up" you just know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That would NEVER happen naturally under any circumstance even if Sonatine went so far as to speak negatively of fjords.

    This one is so gay even for your standards, even with the low low bar you have set at the tip of OSAs dick.

    This is really what it's come to because Jewdonk is gone? Sad sad day.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Time to get on the TRUMP train
    By tyde in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 42920
    Last Post: Today, 02:43 PM
  2. Time for a Change in Life
    By Hockey Guy in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 01-14-2016, 04:15 PM
  3. Can American Pharoah pull it of?
    By HotlikeSauce in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 06-07-2015, 11:14 AM
  4. breaking bad ending
    By mulva in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 55
    Last Post: 09-11-2013, 04:13 PM