youve already got the skull and crossbones jolly todger plays
so much retardation in this one. thank you guys. you've delivered.
on that note:
TYDE 2016
sorry mumbles. I had to.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
Todger you should let loose a little more pal
Hey Jim
Dead Kennedys>Dead Milkmen>Dead Boys
Sonic reducer give me a break
Who is responsible for "todger"? Was it JackDaniels?
Come forth and accept your prize.
Funny shit. Speaking of this
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I won the Chad Series of Poker in 2004, where first place was 10,000 CFA Francs (about $100) and 10 goats.
Second place was 10,000 CFA Francs with no goats.
It took place at the rec room at L'Meridien in N'Djamena.
The winning hand took place when I called 10-high to a 9-high all-in.
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Unlike the wannabes who started Boris which begat Skatz or whatever. A group of super wits too good for any mortal.
Like incest it's fun once in a while but everyday? Whoooooo!
And long-term you get the expected defects
Last edited by limitles; 06-29-2016 at 11:55 PM.
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
LOL @ Bottomset posting on skatz now
Just fucking classic
Anyways limyles is completely missing the point
Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.
The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.
The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.
He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.
However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.
This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.
Fun times.
Last edited by limitles; 06-30-2016 at 12:34 AM.
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
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