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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    dan i feel like the purpose of this site has been fulfilled since day one its been building to something and then bang "simmer down todger" happens and honestly i feel like youve really accomplished something with pfa
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    dan i feel like the purpose of this site has been fulfilled since day one its been building to something and then bang "simmer down todger" happens and honestly i feel like youve really accomplished something with pfa
    Restate in English
    i think lol's post is an insult in skatz code
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
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    Your one liner shitposting game needs work
    daaaaaang you mean like tines eating in moderation game needs work or its quality is as low as gay sex's t or maybe ive turned into a rum dick like cuck but at least i know i dont get looks like blaaaaaaake does when out in public with nita
    POTY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post

    Your one liner shitposting game needs work
    daaaaaang you mean like tines eating in moderation game needs work or its quality is as low as gay sex's t or maybe ive turned into a rum dick like cuck but at least i know i dont get looks like blaaaaaaake does when out in public with nita

    now this is more like it, pfa needs more of the jolly todger

     
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    youve already got the skull and crossbones jolly todger plays

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    If there's going to be a crackdown on shitty one liners then I'll be fucking fucked.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    so much retardation in this one. thank you guys. you've delivered.




    on that note:


    TYDE 2016

    sorry mumbles. I had to.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    If there's going to be a crackdown on shitty one liners then I'll be fucking fucked.
    You thought fuckity fuckers would be spared?
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
    Dan Druff

    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Todger you should let loose a little more pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    daaaaaang you mean like tines eating in moderation game needs work or its quality is as low as gay sex's t or maybe ive turned into a rum dick like cuck but at least i know i dont get looks like blaaaaaaake does when out in public with nita
    POTY
    get real Todgers POTY was
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I won the Chad Series of Poker in 2004, where first place was 10,000 CFA Francs (about $100) and 10 goats.

    Second place was 10,000 CFA Francs with no goats.

    It took place at the rec room at L'Meridien in N'Djamena.

    The winning hand took place when I called 10-high to a 9-high all-in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    dan i feel like the purpose of this site has been fulfilled since day one its been building to something and then bang "simmer down todger" happens and honestly i feel like youve really accomplished something with pfa
    Restate in English
    i think lol's post is an insult in skatz code

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    Hey Jim

    Dead Kennedys>Dead Milkmen>Dead Boys

    Sonic reducer give me a break

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    Who is responsible for "todger"? Was it JackDaniels?

    Come forth and accept your prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Hey Jim

    Dead Kennedys>Dead Milkmen>Dead Boys

    Sonic reducer give me a break
    sounds like someone was caught with the meat in their mouth and is holding a grudge

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    Restate in English
    i think lol's post is an insult in skatz code
    Funny shit. Speaking of this

    Originally Posted by Dan Druff
    I won the Chad Series of Poker in 2004, where first place was 10,000 CFA Francs (about $100) and 10 goats.

    Second place was 10,000 CFA Francs with no goats.

    It took place at the rec room at L'Meridien in N'Djamena.

    The winning hand took place when I called 10-high to a 9-high all-in.



    Unlike the wannabes who started Boris which begat Skatz or whatever. A group of super wits too good for any mortal.
    Like incest it's fun once in a while but everyday? Whoooooo!

    And long-term you get the expected defects
    Last edited by limitles; 06-29-2016 at 11:55 PM.
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
    Dan Druff

    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsSatire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Hey Jim

    Dead Kennedys>Dead Milkmen>Dead Boys

    Sonic reducer give me a break
    sounds like someone was caught with the meat in their mouth and is holding a grudge
    I just heard that song today on the radio and thought I'd give you some shit.

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    LOL @ Bottomset posting on skatz now

    Just fucking classic

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    Anyways limyles is completely missing the point

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    Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

    The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

    The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

    He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

    However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

    This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

    Fun times.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Anyways limyles is completely missing the point
    OK, enlighten me

    then again fuck off, you are just a ballgagging follower

    I used to get banned, shortly after this type of statement, despite it's accurate description

    And gauchojoke? How pathetic when you wouldn't know funny if you gave birth to it
    Last edited by limitles; 06-30-2016 at 12:34 AM.
    "The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
    Dan Druff

    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    Albert Einstein

    "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
    and that is why it's called the present"

    Eleanor Roosevelt

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