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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Not trolling Todd here at all, but he stated clearly upon launching PFA that the only things he objected to were posting personal information and/or involving family members

    That is clearly a crock of shit, because he has taken action (IE: banning certain members like fluffer and myself) just because we were sticking it to him hard.

    Again, not a troll post, but Todd has no problem taking action against posters who just happen to rub him the wrong way, or rather back him into a corner.

    With that said, thanks for taking my call last night.

     
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    Nailed me

    But in my defense of my food remarks, it was more of a general statement than anything.

    Yes there are good places to eat, but I missed my franchise food.

    La bufadora has some amazing little spots to eat....as does rosarito for that matter.

    But IN GENERAL... The food in Mexico sucks. I am still trying to put on the weight I lost over the last 18 months because I'm tortilla'd out.

     
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      rum dick: food in mexico DOES suck

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    Lol, pulled this out to make it easy:


    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde
    3. The food is off the hook. Granted there is no shortage of roadside taqueria's, but with a little detective work, I've managed to hook up with some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. Druff mentioned that he wasn't impressed with Ensenada and the 'blowhole'...(its called La Bufadora) which is most def a huge tourist trap. There are typically 5 different cruise ships that stop in Ensenada weekly....but if I may....wow....there is this little stand on the walkway that serves these giant fresh barbecued clams topped with crusted cheese and cilantro and minced shrimp. two words: holy shit. 100 pesos (about 8 bucks) for 3 of them. all day long
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Like I just said....

    Yes there are some great places to eat in Baja...Puerto nuevo for example which is known as 'lobster village' and a haven for tourists who have no problem dropping 35 bucks for dinner

    What I was trying to say is that in general the food fucking sucks... There are no franchises. Even the McDonald's and burger King and Carl's Jr are using Mexican quality beef...which is straight up nasty.

    I was at a FoodCo last night getting some groceries, and just amazed how vastly superior the quality was in comparison to the low level crap being pawned off on the Mexican populus.

    This also rings true for the merchandise at the (ahem) 'Walmart' stores in Rosarito and Ensenada...complete joke.

    In closing.....pay Vegas the 500 you owe him you bet welching fat fuck

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    What happened to the dog and jeep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    What happened to the dog and jeep?

    Sold the Jeep for 4800

    Tommy is doing great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    If he has been deported from Mexico and has a record in the USA he can't even sniff Canada. They're very serious about anyone with a record.
    Incorrect sir

    I have no criminal record or pending charges or warrants of any kind

    Hate to burst your bubble, but legally speaking, I'm squeaky clean

    / thread
    Hey Tyde, still waiting to hear how you closed out your 2 outstanding warrants in vegas. That should be a good story no?

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    Only one I think

    For my expired registration and not registering my Grand Cherokee within 90 days in the state of Nevada

    I guess my criminal record isn't so squeaky clean after all

    Better alert the department of homeland security

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    Also apparently I was on their radar for making money within Mexican borders from web design and from my winnings on PokerStars last year
    Didn't one of your angry clients tell you he was going to report you for that?
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Now that your back, just to let you know, someone offered to stake you and Druff as a team in one of the wsop of events. Would be great content.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Now that your back, just to let you know, someone offered to stake you and Druff as a team in one of the wsop of events. Would be great content.

    Not interested in any stake offers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Now that your back, just to let you know, someone offered to stake you and Druff as a team in one of the wsop of events. Would be great content.

    Not interested in any stake offers
    Didn't you just say you were broke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    Not interested in any stake offers
    Didn't you just say you were broke?
    He ain't Lanister, Jsearles broke.

     
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    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Like I just said....

    Yes there are some great places to eat in Baja...Puerto nuevo for example which is known as 'lobster village' and a haven for tourists who have no problem dropping 35 bucks for dinner

    What I was trying to say is that in general the food fucking sucks... There are no franchises. Even the McDonald's and burger King and Carl's Jr are using Mexican quality beef...which is straight up nasty.

    I was at a FoodCo last night getting some groceries, and just amazed how vastly superior the quality was in comparison to the low level crap being pawned off on the Mexican populus.

    This also rings true for the merchandise at the (ahem) 'Walmart' stores in Rosarito and Ensenada...complete joke.

    In closing.....pay Vegas the 500 you owe him you bet welching fat fuck
    I could see this being true for sure. Probably a few amazingly good restaurants, but overall lack of diversity and poorer quality groceries. So at first the newness of the good places leaves a great impression. But over time you get burned out on the good places and are missing the variety of options.

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    The food is great in Puerto Vallarta.

    It's always a shithole on Tyde's way out.

    Rinse and repeat.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Not to be confused with a man-crush, but you are wise. Why don't you call in radio and just speak that knowledge that flows so easily from you?
    I have recently thought about calling in.

    I am pretty much what you see in the forums. Kinda dry, little bit of an edge or prick IRL. Not the sort that would bring the hits as the focus of a call. I get razzed by kids for speaking the Kings English. If I hear Walter White again there is gonna be trouble.

    Prolly more suited to a guest host. React and riff during latter half of show. Thought about reaching out to Drexel for an audition.

    Sending my wife out to Vegas Friday to check up on kids. I just wasn't feeling it and decided to pass. However a bucket list item is to one day break bread with Drexel. He has a curious mind and can roll from one topic to the next in a fluid way. His dinners with guests must last hours.

    He doesn't run so well with guests in Vegas so I gotta cook up some kind of bond I can post.

     
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      MumblesBadly: I vote for guest co-hosting and riffing w/Drexel in late stages of show (when Druff starts to lose steam).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Not to be confused with a man-crush, but you are wise. Why don't you call in radio and just speak that knowledge that flows so easily from you?
    I have recently thought about calling in.

    I am pretty much what you see in the forums. Kinda dry, little bit of an edge or prick IRL. Not the sort that would bring the hits as the focus of a call. I get razzed by kids for speaking the Kings English. If I hear Walter White again there is gonna be trouble.

    Prolly more suited to a guest host. React and riff during latter half of show. Thought about reaching out to Drexel for an audition.

    Sending my wife out to Vegas Friday to check up on kids. I just wasn't feeling it and decided to pass. However a bucket list item is to one day break bread with Drexel. He has a curious mind and can roll from one topic to the next in a fluid way. His dinners with guests must last hours.

    He doesn't run so well with guests in Vegas so I gotta cook up some kind of bond I can post.
    Do what I do, 10-20 beers or a liter of vodka

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    He doesn't run so well with guests in Vegas so I gotta cook up some kind of bond I can post.
    This or similar might do it.


     
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    Tyde,

    Let's hear some more trip reports before things fall apart. Your trip reports never disappoint.

    You were right about Oregon weather bring super depressing btw
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