I started on Marty's side but am moving away so I'm guessing I'm one of the trolls in his mind.

How about this, doctor. Post some screen shots of work you've done in the past so we can decide for ourselves instead of taking your word for it. Your portfolio on the business website comes up empty so we don't have anything to go on. I'm not sure how far wordpress for dummies gets you these days but I think we'd all like to know.