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    Great job Tyde, I think your good fortune stems from your new sig

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    Teach me ur ways Tyde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
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    Tyde,

    As the only non-n-word here, I strongly advise you to NOT fully reinvest your profits back into poker. This would be a grave mistake; quite frankly, it doesn't matter how good you are at MTT's. Instead, take 65-70% of the profits you've made in the past couple of weeks and BUY this stock (obv open up a thinkorswim acct if you don't have one alrdy):

    Name:  
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    There are stocks you've never even heard of where he could almost live off the 15% dividends with plenty of price appreciation because they got beat down so far. I wouldn't wipe my ass with LNG regardless of the chart.
    You fucking thundercunt. I don't believe in technical/graphs or technical analysis. The graph was merely a visual representation of a security which is backed by hedge funds that I wholly respect. I'm not going to get into the fundamentals of the company, but I'll let time be the judge. In the meantime, you're welcome to short the stock, n-word.

     
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      Pooh: There's the trading advice you'd expect from a 21 yr old shit for brains, folks

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    Muck you're a broke n-word..... Lol at "forex" trading. Get off my cock you obsessed degenerate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Muck you're a broke n-word..... Lol at "forex" trading. Get off my cock you obsessed degenerate

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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Do I even need to bring up that Tyde can live on his boat? I probably do dont I.

     
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      bukowski72: Merchant Marine veterans-turned-California beach bums Marty and Druff open a detective agency that operates on Marty's boat the RippyTyde. They are helped by an old friend nerdy elctronics genius the "Icon" Micon.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Do I even need to bring up that Tyde can live on his boat? I probably do dont I.
    Do you also understand Tyde drinks every day to a stupor, and will not be able to find his way back to shore and run out of gas with passengers? Have you ever thought about that?

    I get this is a huge level, but geez stop with the repetition. You want Tyde to buy a boat and have it sink in the Pacific so you can laugh at him.

    If this was such a ballin lifestyle of buying boats in Mexico, what are you not doing it?

    I actually like your posts lately but enough already.

     
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      tyde: such an obsessed closet fanboy faggot. go clean some clogged turds

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    Maybe I can finally get that Sunday Milly entry that I got scammed out of.

     
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    hey OSA, the next dick you suck, make sure the dirtbag who is letting you suck it has herpes, fucking dirtbag.



    TYDE IS GOD

     
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      tyde: lol OSA has always been the worst. big dick on point

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    attn: limitles




    can you please post the 'old and broke please help me' photoshop you made of Cleatus, Micon and Brandon

    TIA

    what a creepy dried up useless motherfucker

    Cleatus....

    walk outside of your weekly motel....head to to 7-11, and buy some 10-40 weight Pennzoil to add your moped gas tank

    post trip report

    immed

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    what happened to the scooter anyhow?



     

     
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      tyde: nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    what happened to the scooter anyhow?



     










    what a fucking leech

     
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      shortbuspoker: you've had a good run lately but this is pot calling kettle black territory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    what happened to the scooter anyhow?



     










    what a fucking leech
    Can we assume that you're finally off the tit at the age of 50?

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    its amazing what an oversensitive little BITCH Sloppy Joe is

    ever since I ripped on him hard for his ridiculous posts shooting huge man yogurt loads all over 'War & Peace' as this 'literary masterpiece' (LOL) getting shut down like the muppet he is

    been trolling like a butt hurt illiterate bitch ever since

    never had any issues with him all these years untill he got ripped on ONCE

    now he just trolls and trolls and rips on me

    you fucking crybaby go gag on some big dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    its amazing what an oversensitive little BITCH Sloppy Joe is

    ever since I ripped on him hard for his ridiculous posts shooting huge man yogurt loads all over 'War & Peace' as this 'literary masterpiece' (LOL) getting shut down like the muppet he is

    been trolling like a butt hurt illiterate bitch ever since

    never had any issues with him all these years untill he got ripped on ONCE

    now he just trolls and trolls and rips on me

    you fucking crybaby go gag on some big dicks


    Sloppy Joe and Muck Ficon are the two biggest pussies on this forum.

     
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      Muck Ficon: Shut it down gook

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleatus View Post
    So what is jewdonk buying besides peanut butter? Invest in drugs, drugs and more drugs.
    Are you really talking shit? You don't get to do that when people donate to help you buy a new scooter.

     
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      tyde: lol i know no shit. what an epic clusterfuck cleatus is
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    its amazing what an oversensitive little BITCH Sloppy Joe is

    ever since I ripped on him hard for his ridiculous posts shooting huge man yogurt loads all over 'War & Peace' as this 'literary masterpiece' (LOL) getting shut down like the muppet he is

    been trolling like a butt hurt illiterate bitch ever since

    never had any issues with him all these years untill he got ripped on ONCE

    now he just trolls and trolls and rips on me

    you fucking crybaby go gag on some big dicks


    Sloppy Joe and Muck Ficon are the two biggest pussies on this forum.
    Remember this? Trying to figure out how to get a flask and a girl drunk so you could fuck her? Talk about creepy....

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...2-Flask-Advice

     
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      tyde: wow I never saw that before lol
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    its amazing what an oversensitive little BITCH Sloppy Joe is

    ever since I ripped on him hard for his ridiculous posts shooting huge man yogurt loads all over 'War & Peace' as this 'literary masterpiece' (LOL) getting shut down like the muppet he is

    been trolling like a butt hurt illiterate bitch ever since

    never had any issues with him all these years untill he got ripped on ONCE

    now he just trolls and trolls and rips on me

    you fucking crybaby go gag on some big dicks
    Best of luck on your date and keep up the good work with the pokers.

    If you want me to stop trolling you, just ask. I hope that your good run of variance continues and you can make the most out of your last five years.

     
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      tyde: yea best of luck to you on being a whiny little bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post



    Sloppy Joe and Muck Ficon are the two biggest pussies on this forum.
    Remember this? Trying to figure out how to get a flask and a girl drunk so you could fuck her? Talk about creepy....

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...2-Flask-Advice
    I was obv trying to get an uptight chick to loosen up, but I wasn't trying to cosby her ffs.

     
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      Muck Ficon: LOL. It's really time to shut it down.
      
      Sloppy Joe: You remind people of a virginal mass murderer, nicely done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post

    Remember this? Trying to figure out how to get a flask and a girl drunk so you could fuck her? Talk about creepy....

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...2-Flask-Advice
    I was obv trying to get an uptight chick to loosen up, but I wasn't trying to cosby her ffs.
    Yeah. That's what it was...Elliot Rodger had the same problem...just couldn't get the chicks to "loosen up".
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmksmkn View Post
    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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