North Korea may have just declared war on South Korea

[DirtyB]

North and South Korea have been at war continuously since 1950. They signed a cease fire in 1953, not a truce.

Youve hung out with me enough to know Im aware of the state and nature of the armistice.

I was addressing the class, not you. I know you is smart.

[DirtyB]

Youve hung out with me enough to know Im aware of the state and nature of the armistice.

The biggest lol of it is B didn't really acknowledge that it was Un that said the W word and you motherfucking put it in quotes. Double neg imo. Ship teh rep system already

My point was that they *can't* declare war if they're already at war.

[simpdog]

A lot of experts feel this is just more posturing so some of the sanctions will be lifted, but I am thinking this is going to escalate into something bigger. I think this kid has a lot of old angry generals pushing for war and see him as a puppet for their devious plans. They couldn't do this will Il, but I think this kid is naive enough to fall for it and will inevitably cause a massive conflict.

I wouldn't take this too lightly, N Korea is no joke. They are the largest uniformed army in the world, and while we will eventually crush them there will be a lot of bloodshed along the way. S Korea will never be the same.

We should have just said fuck the commies back in the day and made it one big democracy. So much would have been avoided in the long run.

Agreed. While NK has lots of lulz, a war with them won't be fun.

Also don't forget about their tiny little friend named China. Both SK and the US have to constantly tip toe around in that area to avoid BIG problems.

[4Dragons]

The biggest lol of it is B didn't really acknowledge that it was Un that said the W word and you motherfucking put it in quotes. Double neg imo. Ship teh rep system already

My point was that they *can't* declare war if they're already at war.

B just to let you know, without you there is literally no argument and I appreciate everything you contribute.

[vegas1369]

I might be wrong about largest uniformed army, I heard that on CNN the other day and never really looked into it. After doing a little research it looks like they are 4th. They are the most militarized country in the world though. Mandatory military service for every citizen is 10 years.

[limitles]

The biggest lol of it is B didn't really acknowledge that it was Un that said the W word and you motherfucking put it in quotes. Double neg imo. Ship teh rep system already

My point was that they *can't* declare war if they're already at war.

Rest easy SK, Barry has found a line of text. You are safe.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Lol @ anyone caring about NK. The kid has to put on a show at least. Can't be made to look like a complete fool so soon after taking power. Also lol @ anyone who thinks that NK could even lift a finger before they were pounded into the ground. The kid lives like a fucking king, he's not gonna risk fucking that up for the same reason his dad never did. He knows they stand ZERO chance of winning ANY war. The fact that this shit is even reported is what is ridiculous. Every time these slant eyed primates start wagging their little 3 inch peckers around, the US media goes apeshit. When Russia or China decide to go to war, lemme know. NK is a fucking joke.

[4Dragons]

Lol @ anyone caring about NK. The kid has to put on a show at least. Can't be made to look like a complete fool so soon after taking power. Also lol @ anyone who thinks that NK could even lift a finger before they were pounded into the ground. The kid lives like a fucking king, he's not gonna risk fucking that up for the same reason his dad never did. He knows they stand ZERO chance of winning ANY war. The fact that this shit is even reported is what is ridiculous. Every time these slant eyed primates start wagging their little 3 inch peckers around, the US media goes apeshit. When Russia or China decide to go to war, lemme know. NK is a fucking joke.

Agreed. So was saudi arabia

[mackerdoodle jones]

Really think you're missing the point that NK can flatten Seoul in a matter of minutes. Sure they would get their asses kicked in a full blown war. But even that would take a couple of weeks due to the difficulty of putting boots on the ground to mop up what the airforce can't kill. Anyhow, back to Seoul. No one can fuck with NK because it means the end of Seoul. Now when they figure out how to make nukes small enough to put on missiles that are actually capable of reaching the US (and they will sooner than later), the new dynamic will be NK invading SK and making the USA decide whether it's worth sacrificing San Diego to save South Korea. Pretty much our only hope at this point is to offer to trade Michael Jordan in exchange for NK abandoning its nuke program.

[limitles]

Lol @ anyone caring about NK. The kid has to put on a show at least. Can't be made to look like a complete fool so soon after taking power. Also lol @ anyone who thinks that NK could even lift a finger before they were pounded into the ground. The kid lives like a fucking king, he's not gonna risk fucking that up for the same reason his dad never did. He knows they stand ZERO chance of winning ANY war. The fact that this shit is even reported is what is ridiculous. Every time these slant eyed primates start wagging their little 3 inch peckers around, the US media goes apeshit. When Russia or China decide to go to war, lemme know. NK is a fucking joke.

OBV YOU ARE CORRECT.

[limitles]

Would appreciate pics of Sonatine and relatives heading into the bunker.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Really think you're missing the point that NK can flatten Seoul in a matter of minutes. Sure they would get their asses kicked in a full blown war. But even that would take a couple of weeks due to the difficulty of putting boots on the ground to mop up what the airforce can't kill. Anyhow, back to Seoul. No one can fuck with NK because it means the end of Seoul. Now when they figure out how to make nukes small enough to put on missiles that are actually capable of reaching the US (and they will sooner than later), the new dynamic will be NK invading SK and making the USA decide whether it's worth sacrificing San Diego to save South Korea. Pretty much our only hope at this point is to offer to trade Michael Jordan in exchange for NK abandoning its nuke program.

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

[sonatine]

I think there may well be a hard line element in China's military that has leaked enough tech to DPRK to make a hot war far less one sided than we want to believe.

That said we had similar misgivings about Iraq (invasion, not retention)...

That said, after all the shitty crusades we've been on, Id fucking savor some drone footage of mouthy gooks getting their wigs split by some of God's America Brand DU shells from low orbit.

[limitles]

Really think you're missing the point that NK can flatten Seoul in a matter of minutes. Sure they would get their asses kicked in a full blown war. But even that would take a couple of weeks due to the difficulty of putting boots on the ground to mop up what the airforce can't kill. Anyhow, back to Seoul. No one can fuck with NK because it means the end of Seoul. Now when they figure out how to make nukes small enough to put on missiles that are actually capable of reaching the US (and they will sooner than later), the new dynamic will be NK invading SK and making the USA decide whether it's worth sacrificing San Diego to save South Korea. Pretty much our only hope at this point is to offer to trade Michael Jordan in exchange for NK abandoning its nuke program.

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

Anal Hershiser and that damn red phone link to Morgan Friedman

[BetCheckBet]

Really think you're missing the point that NK can flatten Seoul in a matter of minutes. Sure they would get their asses kicked in a full blown war. But even that would take a couple of weeks due to the difficulty of putting boots on the ground to mop up what the airforce can't kill. Anyhow, back to Seoul. No one can fuck with NK because it means the end of Seoul. Now when they figure out how to make nukes small enough to put on missiles that are actually capable of reaching the US (and they will sooner than later), the new dynamic will be NK invading SK and making the USA decide whether it's worth sacrificing San Diego to save South Korea. Pretty much our only hope at this point is to offer to trade Michael Jordan in exchange for NK abandoning its nuke program.

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

[limitles]

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

These days if your immediate neighbor has nuclear capabilities and an insane dictator with not much to lose you might be excused for being a bit nervous.

[Anal_Hershiser]

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

It would be over before they even knew it started. Foreigners only see what creeps out. People see a bunch of soldiers marching in a line with guns and that intimidates a lot of people. But if you were to see how North Korea really is, you would see half their people starving and without electricity or running water. With all the sanctions placed on them they are an incredibly weak country, despite the strong demeanor they laughably try to portray.

[simpdog]

If you don't think the US already has plans in place to keep that from happening, you drastically underestimate our abilities and foresight. You also drastically underestimate South Korea's ability to defend itself. When/If NK is ever a real threat, we will deal with them. They aren't, so we don't.

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

I'm sure the US could do it in 2 hours now instead of 2 days.

However the key is still China IMO. Regardless what NK does, they aren't going to just sit there and watch the US beat up their younger retarded brother.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

These days if you're immediate neighbor has nuclear capabilities and an insane dictator with not much to lose you might be excused for being a bit nervous.

Lol @ "nothing to lose". The guy stands to lose everything he inherited that took his father decades to build. He stand to lose his entire way of life. With no possibility of winning. The dipshit would rather watch Basketball with Dennis Rodman than start a war he knows he can't win. Drinking tonight?

[limitles]

Actually read somewhere that in 1984 the USA had a plan in place to neutralize the entire airforce of north Korea in 2 days. I imagine they could do so even quicker today.

It would be over before they even knew it started. Foreigners only see what creeps out. People see a bunch of soldiers marching in a line with guns and that intimidates a lot of people. But if you were to see how North Korea really is, you would see half their people starving and without electricity or running water. With all the sanctions placed on them they are an incredibly weak country, despite the strong demeanor they laughably try to portray.

So how do you deal with the first volley, assuming the worst and it's a nuclear weapon? Great to say it will be a short lived battle but

that may still result in mass destruction.