Bottomset Forum Posting 101
Start a topic pertaining to the biggest story in the news and post an "Official" in the title.
Claim you are the greatest poster in the history of the internet when the thread goes past 10 pages.
Threaten to leave when you are not met with the respect you feel you rightfully deserve.
Post irrelevant Top 10 Rick Flair and The Price is Right YouTube vids.
Rinse and repeat.
