*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

This I would play.

Also today I sold a car for these elderly people I am apparently scamming, $5400 in Mike's pocket (not 408mike) on top of the $600 I've made for him in the last two weeks.

SCAM I SCAM I AM TO SCAM HERE I AM SCAM SCAM SCAM

fwiw this home you could stay in for free if you needed to, but God WHERE WOULD YOU PUT YOUR STUFF 408MIKE MIGHT STEAL IT

I am not nor was I ever a fucking thief.

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

[408Mike]

408Mike is a nobody.

His greatest accomplishment in life is this PFA thread about how much of a failure he is.

I am most certainly a nobody, but I am 100x the somebody that you wish you could be.

[408Mike]

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

I also stole food when I had to, wanna fight? I'll knock your faggot teeth right out on the linoleum you filthy rat.

[sonatine]

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

I also stole food when I had to, wanna fight? I'll knock your faggot teeth right out on the linoleum you filthy rat.

Rofl.

shut it down junky.

[sonatine]

And for the record you stopped working out a long time ago, probably when you couldnt afford roids anymore. We saw your hilarious skinny grasshopper arms in your cinnamon video. Youre not knocking out a fucking thing scrubworth.

[408Mike]

And for the record you stopped working out a long time ago, probably when you couldnt afford roids anymore. We saw your hilarious skinny grasshopper arms in your cinnamon video. Youre not knocking out a fucking thing scrubworth.

I have worked out since dude, trust me, I am not pushing 250lbs right now, but I am north of 200 still, which at 5ft10 isn't that bad.

As a reward for selling the car, I finagled a Gold's membership for 6 months on top of my commission (which was a paltry $100 but basically the rent for my stay is covered for at least 3 months for the effort, plus the memby $100 isn't so bad)

I will get back on top very soon, that's a promise.

[Muck Ficon]

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

I also stole food when I had to, wanna fight? I'll knock your faggot teeth right out on the linoleum you filthy rat.

[sonatine]

And for the record you stopped working out a long time ago, probably when you couldnt afford roids anymore. We saw your hilarious skinny grasshopper arms in your cinnamon video. Youre not knocking out a fucking thing scrubworth.

I have worked out since dude, trust me, I am not pushing 250lbs right now, but I am north of 200 still, which at 5ft10 isn't that bad.

As a reward for selling the car, I finagled a Gold's membership for 6 months on top of my commission (which was a paltry $100 but basically the rent for my stay is covered for at least 3 months for the effort, plus the memby $100 isn't so bad)

I will get back on top very soon, that's a promise.

Just stop fucking around and make a porn with heeb.

Its your destiny dude.

[408Mike]

I am formally backing down from Tine, holy shit I didn't realize he's a goddamn black belt WITH A BEARD



MY WORST NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE

I bow in acquiescence sir, and beg for my life.

GODDAMN THAT IS A FUCKING BEARD

[408Mike]

I have worked out since dude, trust me, I am not pushing 250lbs right now, but I am north of 200 still, which at 5ft10 isn't that bad.

As a reward for selling the car, I finagled a Gold's membership for 6 months on top of my commission (which was a paltry $100 but basically the rent for my stay is covered for at least 3 months for the effort, plus the memby $100 isn't so bad)

I will get back on top very soon, that's a promise.

Just stop fucking around and make a porn with heeb.

Its your destiny dude.

I think heeb died no joke. No clue where to find him right now.

[408Mike]

That doesn't mean we are going to do porn, but if he's down to do gay porn for cash lord knows I have connections for that.

[Anal_Hershiser]

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

So it's ok to steal as long as it's not from loved ones. Another statement proving once again that Mikey has shit for brains. You are not a man. You are not even close to being a man. Men don't live with their mommy's in their 30s. Men don't have spiders as friends. The world really would be better off without you in it. You're a burden. To your parents. To the state. To everyone. Please don't ever call yourself a man again.

[Dan Druff]

I once played a WSOP event about a table over from sonatine.

[sonatine]

that chip stack is certainly accurate more often than not.

[limitles]

I once played a WSOP event about a table over from sonatine.

that picture is revolting......imagine the oder coming off that fat pig of an idiot?

[Muck Ficon]

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

So real men steal to support their drug addictions? Thanks for clarifying.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

So real men steal to support their drug addictions? Thanks for clarifying.

Mike is so fking delusional. Mike what do you see in yourself that you have the gall to call yourself a man? All I see is a junkie spiraling out of reality.

[limitles]

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

So real men steal to support their drug addictions? Thanks for clarifying.

Look you stupid dull dipshit. You're relative, as far as I know is a fat pedophile. You are among the dumbest most boring poster on any forum......In some ways I prefer the pedophile to you, but that's only for interest in posting. Fatso should be locked up and you should be shut up once and for all.

[408Mike]

Did what I had to do to survive, big difference from stealing from loved ones friends etc

You would have done no different, although I am guessing you'd have gone crawling back to suck on mommy's titty, I stuck it out like a fucking MAN and did the best I could.

So real men steal to support their drug addictions? Thanks for clarifying.

I was 18 stealing to survive dumbazz, learn to read! And then implement this newfound skill into your "life" and get back to me.

[408Mike]

I once played a WSOP event about a table over from sonatine.

that picture is revolting......imagine the oder coming off that fat pig of an idiot?

The guy looks like he's picking his nose dude.