*** OFFICIAL *** Life and Times of 408Mike Thread

[408Mike]

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

Lol. Doesn't matter what you "prefer". Take what you can get. Women don't like insecure little boys like you.

The great conundrum in life is that in order to attract a mate that has the qualities you need (inner strength, honesty, self assurance, intelligence, a caring heart, etc), you have to BE someone yourself with those qualities. You have to work on you before you can get with someone you'd want to be with. The trouble is, everyone's too impatient and desperate for sex to bother doing the self-growth stuff; they inevitably jump into doomed-to-fail relationships over and over. This is why so many marriages fail. A small handful of people get lucky and find someone who is willing to put up with them AS they grow, but truly, those are the fortunate few. In most cases, if you are struggling with your self identity, being successful and happy with who you are, etc, your mate's going to fall out of love with you fairly quickly.

When are you free for dinner?

I'm sure Vwls would love to buy your broke ass dinner.

Now now, let's not get jealous.

[SrslySirius]

Mike.

You have one chance.

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

It's just a short game, dude.

[Crowe Diddly]

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

It's just a short game, dude.

Nothing is as it seems in the 408.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Mike.

You have one chance.

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

[SrslySirius]

Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

Is that why a lot of young Eastern European girls seem to have big busts relative to their small frames? (small sample size observation, I don't know if this is really typical) The rest of their body catches up later on?

[vegas1369]

Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

It's comments like this that just cement your legacy of saying extremely dumb shit on a regular basis.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

It's comments like this that just cement your legacy of saying extremely dumb shit on a regular basis.

4PoeSteaks once again Peter Northing his nonsense all over our collective faces. Just like Old Faithful. By the way, how many chubby and non chubby 24 year old Russians do you know as a basis for your statement? Just 40Ape blathering on about a topic he knows nothing about but it takes him 4 posts and 1500 words to realize it. Mike, you have shit for brains, try and start accepting that.

[SrslySirius]

I don't know if anyone played that game I posted earlier, but it's pretty neat and recently got me interested in developing flash games. I was already well versed on the animation side of flash, but never got into the programming. So I just took a crash course in Actionscript these last 2 days, and surprisingly I've already learned enough to actually build something. I think I'm going to take a crack at making a game similar to this one. I just need a good story.

[WillieMcFML]

I don't know if anyone played that game I posted earlier, but it's pretty neat and recently got me interested in developing flash games. I was already well versed on the animation side of flash, but never got into the programming. So I just took a crash course in Actionscript these last 2 days, and surprisingly I've already learned enough to actually build something. I think I'm going to take a crack at making a game similar to this one. I just need a good story.

what was the point of the game?

i'm just sitting on a bench in the park with yebsite's daughter?

the music was good

[sonatine]

make a game where mike has to protect his cake mix from stray cats while finding time to post on the internet and scam his elderly neighbors for meth money.

[408Mike]

Show some fukin respect faggot

Corrigan let's blinds get stolen worth more than your sorry life CUZ HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT ON SUNDAYS NIGGA

COME AT ME SIDEWAYS PUNK BITCH

ILL CUT YA THROAT RIGHT AFTAH I CUT YA MOTHA YA FUCKIN HERE ME INGRATE <---???

BITCH POSSE RIDAH YOOOOOOO

FUCK YO SHIT

408Mike ruining another thread. You are going to cut someone Mike? You couldn't afford a knife, even a plastic one. If you really want to cut something, try your wrists.

I swear to God one day you can flap your lips within inches of me and I want to see how brave and tough you think you really are faggot.

BRING IT ONE TIME WHEN IT COUNTS JUST ONCE

bitch

[408Mike]

No idea what this linked to. Russian jailbait maybe?

Prefer vietnamese or thai TBH, Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

It's just a short game, dude.

When I clicked the link I saw nothin.

Realtalk I knew a couple dudes who did the mail order Russian bride thing, was creepy while the girls were 15 living with a mid 40's scrubby dude but all is well nearly a decade later. The dudes are still nasty looking, the girls are still pretty hot, seems win/win overall with everyone happy.

No, I do not approve, but not my place to say anything either.

One of the sicko's used to pay for his "wife" to tan and would sit in the tanning room with her and just sit and watch, spitting fat wads of dip all over the fucking garbage can blech. Sick bastards, never shaved. The girls were smoking hot though and got EVERYTHING they wanted, waited on hand and foot. They seemed happy or at least oblivious.

[408Mike]

make a game where mike has to protect his cake mix from stray cats while finding time to post on the internet and scam his elderly neighbors for meth money.

This I would play.

Also today I sold a car for these elderly people I am apparently scamming, $5400 in Mike's pocket (not 408mike) on top of the $600 I've made for him in the last two weeks.

SCAM I SCAM I AM TO SCAM HERE I AM SCAM SCAM SCAM

fwiw this home you could stay in for free if you needed to, but God WHERE WOULD YOU PUT YOUR STUFF 408MIKE MIGHT STEAL IT

I am not nor was I ever a fucking thief.

[Anal_Hershiser]

I am not nor was I ever a fucking thief.

Are you kidding? You steal every time you inhale our oxygen.

[408Mike]

tinker tailor toddler spy <-- WOW

At first, I hated you for stealing *my* usage of anything <---WOW or <---OMG but theeeeeen you went and redeemed yourSelf with

Kids being so cobstinate

and the invention of the term Cobstinate was etheral and I love you for it, Scutatine. (Sonacuter was also deemed worthy but Scutatine wins it for me)

Bless your heart, just bless you.

[408Mike]

408Mike,
anonamoose,
Vwls

I LOVE*YOU*

[408Mike]

I am not nor was I ever a fucking thief.

Are you kidding? You steal every time you inhale our oxygen.

Ok, you get a 7/10 for that one, for the simplistic yet amazingly well timed and delivered burn. You have done better, but it's not bad.

[Muck Ficon]

make a game where mike has to protect his cake mix from stray cats while finding time to post on the internet and scam his elderly neighbors for meth money.

This I would play.

Also today I sold a car for these elderly people I am apparently scamming, $5400 in Mike's pocket (not 408mike) on top of the $600 I've made for him in the last two weeks.

SCAM I SCAM I AM TO SCAM HERE I AM SCAM SCAM SCAM

fwiw this home you could stay in for free if you needed to, but God WHERE WOULD YOU PUT YOUR STUFF 408MIKE MIGHT STEAL IT

I am not nor was I ever a fucking thief.

I then slept on the floor of a crack house (having no place to go and no warning) and stole faucet parts and odds and ends

[SixToedPete]

408Mike is a nobody.

His greatest accomplishment in life is this PFA thread about how much of a failure he is.

[408Mike]

Russian broads tend to get chubby after 24 or so.

Is that why a lot of young Eastern European girls seem to have big busts relative to their small frames? (small sample size observation, I don't know if this is really typical) The rest of their body catches up later on?

Think so yeah. Whenever you see these outrageous girls who are like 18 (or less) with D cup tits that just defy gravity, they're prob like 15 really and by the time 25 rolls around, well, they roll around.

My ex Olivia was super banging when I met her at 17, we dated from 20-22 and then she took off to go to college in Arizona, now at 26 that girl skipped becoming a woman and is straight up a BIG fucking woman! When she was younger tho she had the skinniest most petite frame EVAR and had nice (amazing) 36c's that were silky smooth and.....fuck

so anyway what was I talking about...little dizzy still...um yeah she was from Slovakia, ugliest name for a country but the silky skinned she-goddesses that the country produced areAMAZING for a while. fuck...

ok im done with this topic.