I did the post by memory, but found the exact Dine and Dash story.

" Uh….yeah. Not sure if it's good or pathetic though.

Was 18…shit faced drunk. Heather asks me and this guy we were kicking it with if we wanna go to Denny's. Me and dude were both broke. Heather says she'll pay. So it's 9pm or 3am…or anywhere in the middle and waitress brings our check. Heather looks at us with her huge smile and resembling Winona Ryder as always, says: “let's dine and dash!!!” Me and dude look at each other and shake are heads. “We thought you were paying.” “Come on it will be fun. I'll go out first and you guys wait a minute and meet me in my car.”

Yeah..the chick with money and the car is gonna walk out first. How convenient. So yeah…when me and dude walked out, we saw her car briefly at the same time people were yelling and running after us. Yup…Heather's gone. Me and dude are now wandering around some neighborhood…what??? Are those cops after us?! So now we are running… hopping fences, I honestly can't remember for the life of me if we got separated. But he found a better hiding spot than I did. So I'm curled up in the backyard of someone's house somewhat cozy. Then bright lights flashing in my face. “What the hell are you thinking?!” I had picked the big bright squishy house. You know the tented one being fumigated. Yeah…brilliant right? So the two cops have me walk over to the street, handcuff me, I'm bawling “I was just HUNGRY!!” Seriously so pathetic that after looking at my ID and seeing I had no warrants just lecture me and are letting me go. But I couldn't let that be the end of the scene of course. I start crying all over again and freaking out. “I lost something REALLY important to me!!!” I told them it was probably on the other side of fence that I jumped. The nicer male cop asks what it was as he's walking in that direction. “It's a small blue gem rock thing…it's really special to me!!!” (some 'special' boy had given me) “Is this it?” “Oh my god!! Thank you!!!” Yeah that cop was hella cool for that…Heather on the other hand was not. How embarrassing…or should have been."