Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
Day 1 has passed. No delivery.

We will see if it comes Day 2.

If it comes on Day 5 (the maximum time frame allowed), let's just say I won't be tipping 15%. I'm fearing that people in my area are engaging in a tipping war, and maybe even 20% ain't cutting it now.

I'm getting close to just hiring my own guy to do it. I know a few people in the community who could probably use the $.
Buy Ken a HAZMAT suit and pimp him out for a piece of the profit.

As a bonus he might be able to jerk off without visiting a restroom. ☺