Was eating at a restaurant the other night when a family walked up to the hostess. One of them said to the hostess, “Can we get 2 tables that are near each other? We don’t want to pay the 6+ auto gratuity.” What a fucking power move, just straight up telling them you’re not going to tip right off the bat. Savage. Oh they were all pretty obese too and looked worse than the Honey Boo Boo family. It could’a been Sonatine & fam now that I think of it.

I didn’t stick around, but I’d be willing to bet they all ordered 3 entrees, a bunch of diet cokes, a few full sized cakes and pies for dessert, hung around and talked for 4 hours, then try to get stuff removed from the bill due to “the food not being good”.