Received most bullshit ticket in my life on the way back from WSOP

[Dan Druff]

I normally don't even drive in the right lane..

Lmfao, Druff digging bigger holes. You do realize you are legally required to drive in the right lane except under certain circumstances right?

I'm talking about on major highways, not 2-lane-each-way roads without a divider in shithole Missouri.

On major highways with a divider, you are supposed to drive in the left lane if one of the faster moving vehicles, the middle lanes if an average-speed vehicle, and in the right lane if a slow vehicle.