Received most bullshit ticket in my life on the way back from WSOP

[jsearles22]

So you don’t normally drive in the right lane, yet on a 3+ lane highway you dove all the way to right to avoid the big bad scary fast cars instead of the completely defenseless parked car on the right shoulder?

Yes, I don't normally drive in the right lane, was going fast enough to where driving there wouldn't be warranted, but then slowed down to 69 when I saw cops on the side, and moved to the right lane to avoid impeding traffic and creating a hazard.

Why is that hard to understand?

If you slowed down on the highway to be one of the slower cars all of a sudden, would you still hang out in the left or center lanes just to be an asshole?

Maybe you would.

The asshole is the guy who intentionally drove his car closer to a defenseless person likely standing outside of a car even though the law and overwhelming public sentiment dictate he should do otherwise.