Dear bigdick,

I heard the news about the Kimbral signing. It’s time I told you about the facts of life.

It’s just money. Zobrist and his nut job wife just freed up a lot of money. Kimbral ain’t worth it. Every other team agreed but you’re rolling in it and it’s kinda now or never in the Cubs arc.

If you want to see lights out stuff go watch some Kerry Wood on YouTube. Be prepared form 11 pitch at bats from Kimbral. He doesn’t have the put away pitch he once did.

It’s not good. It’s not bad. He will help but he’s not your savior.

It’s fine. Just repeat, “2016 vs 1988”.