this is global poker in a nutshell

[thesparten]

i love mulvas post''

they are now allowing some kind of hand history and interupt the game with a captcha or the occasional mouse movment check/

goto hand it to them...

houndreds of people complaining on a.c.r. for years for a simple captcha... lol

[mulva]

same bs 2 months later
i bubble this one. out squarely in 16th. 15 gets paid

i can min cash close to 50% of tournies but winning any is like hitting lotto..and min cashing is basically like losing here

jokes on me again

[mulva]

i fold 99 here



more standard outcomes



more endless bs..ov all in on frop by me. b4 the h8rs come out



shit never stops and the fun never ends

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

same bs 2 months later

i can min cash close to 50% of tournies but winning any is like hitting lotto..and min cashing is basically like losing here

jokes on me again






i bubble this one. out squarely in 16th. 15 gets paid

Ouch would have been up nice at that table if it held.

[mulva]

moar global bs deep




another AA down the tubes

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

I literally cashed out and self banned because the beats were such a joke it cannot be on the level. Now I get random emails begging for me to return and I simply click delete.

[mulva]

another

no pocket pair bias here folks




another hand...another runner runner suckout



i had JT here

[mulva]

for the win and glory HU to take down 1st.

nope....pp can't even hold HU



for the chip lead.....nope


they will fuck you pocket pairs all day every day.

don't even get me started about low/mid pp. only race they win is to rail

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

wow, cash out and run!

[mulva]

remember when you play at global.

-low/mid pp are worthless to any call

---if you have to shove wit them being shorty you will lose 7-10 times to 2 paint over

-they don't like to let any pp hold here

2 biggest rigs global has is 1-not letting pp hold like they should and 2-ruining them with runner runner. these rigs (or patterns usually run hand in hand)

[mulva]

wow, cash out and run!

i still beat the game. but if it was an honest game my profits would soar

[mulva]

they treated me right here.

you're never far enough ahead.

i had peeps say to me i had to go back an look at the hand cuz they couldn't figure out how they won

[mulva]

just 5 minutes ago....2nd and only game today

he call big 3 bet any decent player would fold. not only did he have AT i took away his odds. this fucker prolly would have called an all in wit AT.

obv flops great and burns me on turn

yep. pocket pairs...they luv cracking them at grobul polka.................

[mulva]

another gem

[mulva]

final table fuck you.

ty grobul

[JACKDANIELS]

looks like somebody played some poker

[mulva]

i flat call preflop becuz the villian was very deep.....+ i've been landing str8 on the bubble quite a bit lately.

boom hit flop and the coast is clear.................obv out in 19/20th..they pay 18

i really don't mind losing like this if i'm going to lose. but usually they throw these in after you've lost w/ AA and KK for extra torture

[mulva]

just capturing hands that go on when i'm at the table.

you really have to pay close attention when you're not in the hand. you can see the carnage the turn and river brings even more more.

somebody really needs to capture every showdown on every table in one of these mtt

chit would be hilarious sad

[mulva]

wrapping up tonights games.

THESE ARE ALL FROM THE SAME TOURNEY...1 GAME

practically one after the other



and 2 hands later

awesome turn and river cripple me again



same tourney..right after break..

i shit u not



hey i won this one to hang around...look how i did it



it went quickly. i was moved to another table and they finished me...well..i had 1k left which i lost 2 hands later....remember this is one game

seriously...look at the hands i posted here.

it's a miracle i didn't go busto after the 2nd one




lol at peeeps putting up 2 hundo to play in a MTT here

[mulva]

last two games went quickly.

the 1st one is perfect illustration of how they fuck your pocket pairs once again. i have 8.5bb in late position in an unraised pot.

poof....it's gone.

if they didn't throw the ace up on the river they would have counterfeited me..

i guess all these hands tonight are short term variance. nothing shady could be going on wit digital poker




and lets just finish off the night with the 1 live undercard rig....it's grobul's 3rd rig behind the pp that don't hold and runner runner

i have a really hard time winding down after all this bs