*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

NOTE: I don't cap or do any analytics shit, just watch all the games so take this with a grain of salt...



so here is nova's end of the season schedule:
2/14 @ PROV
2/17 @ X
2/21 v DEPAUL
2/24 @ CREI
2/28 @ HALL

that's about as hard as it gets...I bolded the games to focus on...I could even bold the PROV game because they are tough at the dunk, but just want to concentrate on those 3 games...I fully expect nova to go 2-1 or 1-2 in those games...if nova wins any game I can see it being the game against X...was shocked that nova plastered them as bad as they did in philly...but I fully expect that in cincy that they are gonna bully ball the fuck outta the game and ugly it up...the HALL game will be the same way...that squad is old school big east...tough and rugged...they have 3 seniors who are really fucking good college players and they are gonna want to stick it right up novas ass...the only concern I have with them is that they cant shoot FTs for shit (67% as a team)...the CREI game is not gonna be anything close to a knock out drag out fight...there will be fireworks in Omaha and they do not fucking lose at home...

looking to only take the home teams if they are dogs...if nova is a dog I have no interest in either side...im hoping that nova will be "overvalued" by vegas by time we get to those games...unfortunately I don't see nova getting to that point in the schedule with just the one loss that they have now...

again don't go nuts on any of this shit...if you want to bet a lunch on the spread and sprinkle a little on the money line it's probably the best way to go...again only fire if the home teams are dogs...and if there's anybody who caps this shit and wildly disagrees with me then by all means disregard this post...ive been watching nova/big east forever and know that that is just a fucking brutal stretch of games...

[Sanlmar]

Little drama about Tom Brady missing his press appearance.

Allegedly, his throwing hand was hurt in practice on a handoff. Jammed and cut.

Brian Shapiro at Bovada claims the Pats would be -3 over Jacksonville IF HOYER STARTED INSTEAD OF BRADY

Can you imagine the last four teams trotting out a junior varsity of Hoyer, Foles, Bortles & Keenum. A ratings bonanza.

Useless trivia. Since Belichick has been coach the Pats were double digit dogs only twice. This is when he just started. Won both.

Had a small heart attack this afternoon. That is why you shouldn’t bet on a Monday. Doesn’t matter.

Starting to enter small well used car territory

Took more Pats at -7.5 -103

Started out without a care in the world and now I’m potentially drilling holes.

I still expect 10 just before game time.

[Tellafriend]

Little drama about Tom Brady missing his press appearance.

Allegedly, his throwing hand was hurt in practice on a handoff. Jammed and cut.

Brian Shapiro at Bovada claims the Pats would be -3 over Jacksonville IF HOYER STARTED INSTEAD OF BRADY

Can you imagine the last four teams trotting out a junior varsity of Hoyer, Foles, Bortles & Keenum. A ratings bonanza.

Useless trivia. Since Belichick has been coach the Pats were double digit dogs only twice. This is when he just started. Won both.

Had a small heart attack this afternoon. That is why you shouldn’t bet on a Monday. Doesn’t matter.

Starting to enter small well used car territory

Took more Pats at -7.5 -103


Started out without a care in the world and now I’m potentially drilling holes.

I still expect 10 just before game time.

We are in the same boat. Just hope it doesn't turn into sieve.

[Dan Druff]

I told Brandon a few days ago, "I think I'm done taking Portland unders."

So of course here's what I'm taking today:

Portland Under 213
Portland -4

[Dan Druff]

Cavs are so bad that they blew a massive lead and only won by a single point.

To be honest, Orlando +11 was the third pick I had selected, but I threw it away because Orlando is so awful, they were missing Afflalo due to suspension, and the Cavs were at home. As bad as the Cavs have been, I though they would probably punish this awful opponent, so I second-guessed my stats and ignored the pick.

And they did punish Orlando. Until they collapsed and almost blew the game.

[Dan Druff]

Boy I wish I could go back a few weeks and bet Raptors +1600 to win east, which you guys remember I discussed out here.

Even Lebron isn't confident Cavs will win this year.

[Dan Druff]

I'm seriously laying off Portland if I lose both of these tonight.

They're becoming my new Cleveland.

Certain teams I just seem to be struggling with handicapping this year.

So far not off to the greatest start, but it's early.

[Charham]

I'm seriously laying off Portland if I lose both of these tonight.

They're becoming my new Cleveland.

Certain teams I just seem to be struggling with handicapping this year.

So far not off to the greatest start, but it's early.

Seems on track.

[Dan Druff]

2-0.

Side wins by 10, under wins by 27.

Looks like I'm back.

Record now 121-90-2.

[chinamaniac]

2-0.

Side wins by 10, under wins by 27.

Looks like I'm back.

Record now 121-90-2.

[Dan Druff]

NBA

San Antonio +6 (you can get 6.5 -115 on Bovada on certain accounts)
San Antonio under 204
Brooklyn +3.5 -115 (+3 ok)
Sacramento under 202

More later possibly

San Antonio starting in 15-20 min

[Dan Druff]

Hope you guys got in on the San Antonio under, which is already looking likely to win in the mid-2nd.

Decided not to make any more picks today. GL

[Dan Druff]

Well, I did two things I hate doing today:

- I bet against the Raptors, who seem to frequently show up when you don't expect them to.

- I bet on the Nets, who constantly disappoint and suck balls.

The Nets bet I don't regret, because there were many good reasons for it.

The Spurs +6 I kinda regret, because I was on the fence about it, and now I wish I hadn't.

Both still have a chance to win, so maybe I should save this regret until the game is over, but I just wanted to vent.

Spurs under was gold, though. You can easily lock and ship that one at this point.

[hongkonger]

Well, I did two things I hate doing today:

- I bet against the Raptors, who seem to frequently show up when you don't expect them to.

- I bet on the Nets, who constantly disappoint and suck balls.

The Nets bet I don't regret, because there were many good reasons for it.

The Spurs +6 I kinda regret, because I was on the fence about it, and now I wish I hadn't.

Both still have a chance to win, so maybe I should save this regret until the game is over, but I just wanted to vent.

Spurs under was gold, though. You can easily lock and ship that one at this point.

I don't want to jinx you but I tailed you for the first time today.

[Dan Druff]

Finally caught a break.

Spurs were down 86-80 with 9 seconds left and Toronto had the ball. Was an obvious foul-and-shoot-2 situation, which would have put them back 8.

Instead, Raptors made a stupid offensive foul on the inbound, Toronto got the ball back, then hit a 3. Then Spurs fouled again, and Toronto missed both free throws!!

Down 3, Spurs attempted to make a final 3 with 4.6 seconds left, but they flubbed the play and bricked a desperation shot badly.

Final score 86-83, and my precarious +6 side wins.

Under crushed by 37 points, and was mostly a done deal by the mid-2nd (!!)

Sac under is also crushing right now.

Notice how my unders have been repeatedly winning by huge margins this week? That means I'm back, friends.

Brooklyn has also stormed back from 14 down and is up 79-77, so they are likely the only question mark in what can be a 4-0 day.

Let's hope.

[Dan Druff]

Nets about to win.

Sac game has 131 points with 11 minutes left.

4-0 incoming, barring some weird OT fuckery.

[Dan Druff]

Hope you guys bet.

4-0, record up to 125-90-2.

Interesting fact:

I'm 12-3 in past 15, but would be 14-1 (!!) if those two blowout games didn't get screwed by last minute comebacks a few days ago.

Most of the 12 wins have been by wide margins, especially the unders.

[ErickAA]

Took Indiana -2 and Under 213

Took U200 in Knicks/Jazz

Will probably go 0-3. It is ok.

[ErickAA]

Hope you guys bet.

4-0, record up to 125-90-2.

Interesting fact:

I'm 12-3 in past 15, but would be 14-1 (!!) if those two blowout games didn't get screwed by last minute comebacks a few days ago.

Most of the 12 wins have been by wide margins, especially the unders.

I went with you twice in that stretch and went 0-2. Pretty hard to do.

[Daly]

Hope you guys bet.

4-0, record up to 125-90-2.

Interesting fact:

I'm 12-3 in past 15, but would be 14-1 (!!) if those two blowout games didn't get screwed by last minute comebacks a few days ago.

Most of the 12 wins have been by wide margins, especially the unders.