It will cost me 56 cents

[AhoosierA]

True.

Of course not everyone should be investigated. But when you're such a polarizing figure, you're going to peak people's interest.

So, only polarizing figures? Good to know. I'll try not to polarize anybody.

On second thought, could you give me the definition of "polarizing figure" so I can know when I'm allowed to start my own investigation or whether I'll be under investigation myself?

TIA.

I'd try explaining it to you, but clearly you wouldn't understand.