If I had the comp power that Brandon has, half of the twinks in Nevada would be eating on the casinos dime.
If I had the comp power that Brandon has, half of the twinks in Nevada would be eating on the casinos dime.
I think Druff looks very good
Great thread
The trip report was awesome reading from start to finish. If Druff could somehow put an end to FPS and his nonstop disease infected posts this forum would be outright entertaining.
Hope you didn't lose everything in lost wages since July 1 (rent) is tomorrow!
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
"The founding fathers did not like the idea of the tyranny of the majority ruling the country"
Dan Druff
“I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today if a gift
and that is why it's called the present"
Eleanor Roosevelt
Update:
+ev drinking leads to +ev strip club.
I won 130 playing the stadium baccarat. (and got a free drink)
me and drexel were on the way back to the rio when all the sudden he's pulling over into a strip club.
"Larr, we're gonna do something i haven't done in 10 years."
Enter Play it Again Sam's
It's exactly how you picture a strip club at 6 am. Full of drunks
So we sit down, and we're talking about a few things when Ariel walks up. So she tells us what's up.
$20 gets you one song. $100 gets you 15 minutes in the back. She says that at this hour, her manager would probably let it go for longer than 15.
it went about 30 minutes.
you know what i paid? i paid for the 15. and got more than 15.
Let this be a lesson, always tell a stripper it's your first time.
Of course boobs were seen,as were other things it was great.
Me and Drexel walked out of this joint at 7 am, to a blazing hot ass sun. It was about as degenerate as it gets. actually i'm wrong.
we saw the most degen thing while we were there. A guy who was obviously a regular and drunk at 7 am said "ill see you tomorrow" to all the strippers as he left.
I'm at the Rio, less than 12 hours left here.
Last edited by LarryLaffer; 06-30-2017 at 01:21 PM.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
yeah pro like you?
No i'll stick to what i'm doing: having a blast in my 30s. Maybe when i'm 50, I won't be a bitter asshole who lives in Mexico and thinks he's great.
Yeah i'd rather be Larry, than Jewdonk.
you're just a fucking gringo south of the boarder. you should stay there and support trump with absentee ballots.
maybe he'll hire you on to supervise the building of the wall, but from the mexican side so you can make sure the mexicans are building/paying for it.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
In all seriousness, I'm glad you had the time of your life larry laffer. You seem like you're such a happy go lucky guy in all your pics. Hopefully the trip rubs off on the rest of your life and you can become a more productive person in the years ahead. No pejoratives intended and, financially, you and I were in similar boats when I was your age. Me moving to my armpit of America made me a multi millionaire in ten years.
Nice TR.
I'm glad Tyde found a person whose finances he can make fun of. Opens up a new avenue of insults.
"WINTER IS COMING" makes me laugh a lot harder than it probably should
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Who's this sah_24 clown? Dudes making it his life work to try and turn this place into a dick sucking contest. Here's a little advice for ya fellow. When somebody flames another poster it is not your responsibility to jump in and start neg repping like they raped your mother. Not for nothing but I'm fairly confident you're looking to assfuck larry. It's both obvious and embarrassing. I haven't seen a bitch like you around these parts in years. Maybe you're Rollo, who the fuck knows.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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