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    If I had the comp power that Brandon has, half of the twinks in Nevada would be eating on the casinos dime.

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    I think Druff looks very good
    Great thread

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    If I had the comp power that Brandon has, half of the twinks in Nevada would be eating my ass on the casinos dime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    If I had the comp power that Brandon has, half of the twinks in Nevada would be eating my ass on the casinos dime.
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    The trip report was awesome reading from start to finish. If Druff could somehow put an end to FPS and his nonstop disease infected posts this forum would be outright entertaining.

    Hope you didn't lose everything in lost wages since July 1 (rent) is tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Poohs wife is hot


    i hope to win this so i can have lots of sex with her. She obviously is into guys with money.
    You saw Pooh's wife? You realize the value of posting a photo of her on this forum, yeah.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Poohs wife is hot


    i hope to win this so i can have lots of sex with her. She obviously is into guys with money.
    You saw Pooh's wife? You realize the value of posting a photo of her on this forum, yeah.......

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    Check the Pooh building a house thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    Larry looks like ed nortons retarded cousin
    *this.

    Krypt's first & only meaningful contribution to PFA.

    (also, thanks Larry....so petite that entire self & $1mm cash fit perfectly into tiny avatar space.)


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    wow. you're a fucking skank.


    But nice Avatar.
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    Update:

    +ev drinking leads to +ev strip club.


    I won 130 playing the stadium baccarat. (and got a free drink)

    me and drexel were on the way back to the rio when all the sudden he's pulling over into a strip club.

    "Larr, we're gonna do something i haven't done in 10 years."

    Enter Play it Again Sam's

    It's exactly how you picture a strip club at 6 am. Full of drunks

    So we sit down, and we're talking about a few things when Ariel walks up. So she tells us what's up.


    $20 gets you one song. $100 gets you 15 minutes in the back. She says that at this hour, her manager would probably let it go for longer than 15.

    it went about 30 minutes.


    you know what i paid? i paid for the 15. and got more than 15.

    Let this be a lesson, always tell a stripper it's your first time.

    Of course boobs were seen,as were other things it was great.

    Me and Drexel walked out of this joint at 7 am, to a blazing hot ass sun. It was about as degenerate as it gets. actually i'm wrong.

    we saw the most degen thing while we were there. A guy who was obviously a regular and drunk at 7 am said "ill see you tomorrow" to all the strippers as he left.


    I'm at the Rio, less than 12 hours left here.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I won 130 playing the stadium baccarat.


    wow cool

    that's more than you make in a day delivering parcels on your tricycle

    time to quit your job and go pro

    WINTER IS COMING

     
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      Krypt: WINTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I won 130 playing the stadium baccarat.


    wow cool

    that's more than you make in a day delivering parcels on your tricycle

    time to quit your job and go pro

    WINTER IS COMING

    yeah pro like you?

    No i'll stick to what i'm doing: having a blast in my 30s. Maybe when i'm 50, I won't be a bitter asshole who lives in Mexico and thinks he's great.

    Yeah i'd rather be Larry, than Jewdonk.


    you're just a fucking gringo south of the boarder. you should stay there and support trump with absentee ballots.

    maybe he'll hire you on to supervise the building of the wall, but from the mexican side so you can make sure the mexicans are building/paying for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Update:

    +ev drinking leads to +ev strip club.


    I won 130 playing the stadium baccarat. (and got a free drink)

    me and drexel were on the way back to the rio when all the sudden he's pulling over into a strip club.

    "Larr, we're gonna do something i haven't done in 10 years."

    Enter Play it Again Sam's

    It's exactly how you picture a strip club at 6 am. Full of drunks

    So we sit down, and we're talking about a few things when Ariel walks up. So she tells us what's up.


    $20 gets you one song. $100 gets you 15 minutes in the back. She says that at this hour, her manager would probably let it go for longer than 15.

    it went about 30 minutes.


    you know what i paid? i paid for the 15. and got more than 15.

    Let this be a lesson, always tell a stripper it's your first time.

    Of course boobs were seen,as were other things it was great.

    Me and Drexel walked out of this joint at 7 am, to a blazing hot ass sun. It was about as degenerate as it gets. actually i'm wrong.

    we saw the most degen thing while we were there. A guy who was obviously a regular and drunk at 7 am said "ill see you tomorrow" to all the strippers as he left.


    I'm at the Rio, less than 12 hours left here.
    In all seriousness, I'm glad you had the time of your life larry laffer. You seem like you're such a happy go lucky guy in all your pics. Hopefully the trip rubs off on the rest of your life and you can become a more productive person in the years ahead. No pejoratives intended and, financially, you and I were in similar boats when I was your age. Me moving to my armpit of America made me a multi millionaire in ten years.

    Nice TR.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    I think Druff looks very good
    Great thread
    Whether druff looks good or not is up for debate. What isn't is he hasn't gone clothes shopping since 1982. Now we know why he has so much money.

     
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    I'm glad Tyde found a person whose finances he can make fun of. Opens up a new avenue of insults.

     
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    "WINTER IS COMING" makes me laugh a lot harder than it probably should


     
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    Who's this sah_24 clown? Dudes making it his life work to try and turn this place into a dick sucking contest. Here's a little advice for ya fellow. When somebody flames another poster it is not your responsibility to jump in and start neg repping like they raped your mother. Not for nothing but I'm fairly confident you're looking to assfuck larry. It's both obvious and embarrassing. I haven't seen a bitch like you around these parts in years. Maybe you're Rollo, who the fuck knows.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Who's this sah_24 clown? Dudes making it his life work to try and turn this place into a dick sucking contest. Here's a little advice for ya fellow. When somebody flames another poster it is not your responsibility to jump in and start neg repping like they raped your mother. Not for nothing but I'm fairly confident you're looking to assfuck larry. It's both obvious and embarrassing. I haven't seen a bitch like you around these parts in years. Maybe you're Rollo, who the fuck knows.
    He has the same political takes as Rollo.

     
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      sah_24: Except this exact user name has existed in every instance of this forum, ya def a dupe #rockescientistshere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Who's this sah_24 clown? Dudes making it his life work to try and turn this place into a dick sucking contest. Here's a little advice for ya fellow. When somebody flames another poster it is not your responsibility to jump in and start neg repping like they raped your mother. Not for nothing but I'm fairly confident you're looking to assfuck larry. It's both obvious and embarrassing. I haven't seen a bitch like you around these parts in years. Maybe you're Rollo, who the fuck knows.
    i genuinely assumed he was a hoser dupe for like a year. rollo is a perfectly valid guess as well. better in fact.

     
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