Originally Posted by jsearles22
yeah, they're tiny. but that doesn't mean you can eat 500 bags of them. i'm sure 100 bags will make you feel sick enough that you won't be able to eat anymore just because of the retained water and same monotonous taste.
I feel like their still is another angle here needed to complete it besides the apples. $500 worth is a lot but he still has to do a decent amount in burgers, which I'm assuming he will stack over priced add ons like several bacon slices as we've all discussed.
The angle is the Apple slices; he's already admitted as much. Because if this thread I took my 2 boys to McDonalds this past weekend. The bag of apple slices is TINY! And they are peeled so not filling at all. I feel like I could down 500 of those bags in 36 hours if huge money was on the line
The one thing I'm curious about is if someone is going to be staying with this guy 24/7 for 36 hours maybe a few guys changing shifts watching as he eats and keeping track of the bills, This is important that people watch him eat because if he knew a fast food employee they could doctor up a fake bill giving it to him and immediately void it where the bettors wouldn't know.
Someone would also have to go inside or stay right outside when he goes to the bathroom. We know if the guy isn't throwing up a bunch he will be shitting his brains out. Small apple bags aside $500 worth is going to be leaving the body and won't be pleasant after a while.
thats... not a small amount of apple... 60 grams.. apples are between 70 and 100 grams on average... thats seriously like just under an average size apple in there.
so what thats like 400 apples... in 36 hours... is a hell of a thing... assuming 2x 14 hour eating shifts... yeah thats about 14 apples an hour?
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seems like it's a slim chance eating that many apples. the apples are just too filling. i imagine getting to 100 would be difficult do to with the bloat. and if searly thinks he can eat 500 bags in 36 hours we should start a pool for him.
thats... not a small amount of apple... 60 grams.. apples are between 70 and 100 grams on average... thats seriously like just under an average size apple in there.
so what thats like 400 apples... in 36 hours... is a hell of a thing... assuming 2x 14 hour eating shifts... yeah thats about 14 apples an hour?
thats... not a small amount of apple... 60 grams.. apples are between 70 and 100 grams on average... thats seriously like just under an average size apple in there.
so what thats like 400 apples... in 36 hours... is a hell of a thing... assuming 2x 14 hour eating shifts... yeah thats about 14 apples an hour?
The bags I saw this weekend didn't look remotely like that but they came in a happy meal. Primarily they didn't have peels and that picture does. The bags I saw were MAYBE 1/3 of an apple
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?
Why not just pay off a McD's manager to "help". I mean with 6 fig's on the line who can be trusted, they are degens after all.
if a 125lb chick could polish off 5 lbs of bacon in 5 minutes a pudgy degen poker player should be able to scarf down at least 7 lbs in likewise power style unless he takes his time to try and enjoy it...and he doesn't have to do it in 5 minutes. just keep shoveling it in your mouth.
i guess $50 worth of burgers will be tough. i know BK's 7 dollar burger is pretty meaty and not anything like off the dollar menu or what you think of a fast food burger. the burger is like 1/2 lb
kinda in the spirit of things here, and for those wondering how far the human body might go for money: let's not forget Ted Forrest and the marathon he ran.
Story i read (which is from The Suicide King book) is that Ted lost his entire bankroll one night playing PLO in vegas. He calls up a buddy, and basically asks what he can do for $5,000. His buddy says "run a marathon." and it's on. Ted goes out to the fucking UNLV track, on July 4th of all days, and attempts to run a marathon. Ted had never ran this far in his entire life. Huck Seed joined him out there for some of it, but Ted finished all of it. At one point, the coach of the track team ran out there to find out what the fuck was going on and why someone would be running around the track in the 100+ degree heat.
He said that by the end, he melted the soles of his shoes, and his feet were so badly blistered he couldn't walk for a few days. He also said he'd never attempt to do that again ever.
So let's see what happens. is this guy "hungry" for money? Ted sure was, and nearly killed himself to get it.
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Stonie says fuck this 36 hour stuff...9500 cals in an 35 minutes...kid is a beast for being so scrawny...
^^^ - I mean that is cool and all but did you not see the previous page?
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shoulda posted some of his other shit...he would destroy this challenge...too lazy to look it up but I think he did somewhere between 4-6 big macs in a minute...
thats... not a small amount of apple... 60 grams.. apples are between 70 and 100 grams on average... thats seriously like just under an average size apple in there.
so what thats like 400 apples... in 36 hours... is a hell of a thing... assuming 2x 14 hour eating shifts... yeah thats about 14 apples an hour?
The bags I saw this weekend didn't look remotely like that but they came in a happy meal. Primarily they didn't have peels and that picture does. The bags I saw were MAYBE 1/3 of an apple
sfo these would be the bags he received if he ordered them stand-alone, not the happy meal size bags, pretty sure.
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Apples in excess
Apple Food Overdose
Along with other benefits, the apple contains quite a lot of fiber, which helps you to digest food. It does this by softening the excrement in your intestine, making it easier to pass through your body and out the other end. This puts less pressure on the entire gastrointestinal tract (where food passes through your body) and is partly to thank for the lesser risk of cancer in that area of the body.
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Too much fiber; that is the problem. Food overdose.Eating too many apples, especially compared to how many we usually eat, can make things worse. If we consume too much fiber, our poo can become too soft. Diarrhea soft.
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Can he eat at an airport McDonald's, or one overseas, where the exchange rate is shit?
I remember getting a happy meal in Denmark, 30 years ago, and it was around the equivalent of $10 US
Read the first post in the thread.
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He should lube his tubes up, grab one of those squatty potty things, and camp out with a food tray on the shitter.
Also, he better make sure the restaurant actually has all the food in stock, he plans on eating.
Maybe he should honor his oath.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
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