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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Regarding Raquel Welch:

    Let's see her without makeup and/or Photoshop.

    Also, she's had tons of surgery.

    The typical 70-something does not look like that.
    Well this one does and Id stick my dick in it if given the chance

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    I don't think I could bang somebody 30+. That's just gross.

    And I don't get when old people try really hard to keep up their appearance. What's the point? Just enjoy the rest of your life. I'm gonna stop trying when I'm 34

    Bruh, if you keep getting banged out by OSA and his ilk, 34 is ambitious.
    Listen, when you get invited to our group orgies, what you see there is confidential

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    I don't think I could bang somebody 30+. That's just gross.

    And I don't get when old people try really hard to keep up their appearance. What's the point? Just enjoy the rest of your life. I'm gonna stop trying when I'm 34

    Bruh, if you keep getting banged out by OSA and his ilk, 34 is ambitious.
    lololol

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    for all the old people here: if you're in your 40's, you still got time


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    No risk of pregnancy or STD.
    You were saying??

    http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/...a-older-adults

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    for all the old people here: if you're in your 40's, you still got time


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    Apparently this guy has proven you can.. Just had twin boys with his wife whos only 36. Although gotta ask the question how much plastics has he had done.. Oh hes 54 by the way will be 55 in April.

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      GringoStar: Trying to figure out how/why you chose Jeff Dunham as an example of a sexy man over 50 may haunt me forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    for all the old people here: if you're in your 40's, you still got time


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    Apparently this guy has proven you can.. Just had twin boys with his wife whos only 36. Although gotta ask the question how much plastics has he had done.. Oh hes 54 by the way will be 55 in April.

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    you know that's an onion picture right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post

    Apparently this guy has proven you can.. Just had twin boys with his wife whos only 36. Although gotta ask the question how much plastics has he had done.. Oh hes 54 by the way will be 55 in April.

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    you know that's an onion picture right?
    YEs Larry I get it but reality is the range of guys once they hit 50 is pretty wide.. Some guys age well others not so much..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
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    you know that's an onion picture right?
    YEs Larry I get it but reality is the range of guys once they hit 50 is pretty wide.. Some guys age well others not so much..

    I need reality when it comes to the onion huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post

    YEs Larry I get it but reality is the range of guys once they hit 50 is pretty wide.. Some guys age well others not so much..

    I need reality when it comes to the onion huh
    Don't be a dick. I think his point is that he thinks Jeff Dunham is part ventriloquist, part Adonis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GringoStar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post


    I need reality when it comes to the onion huh
    Don't be a dick. I think his point is that he thinks Jeff Dunham is part ventriloquist, part Adonis.
    I just hope I look half way decent compared to Dunham when I'm 10yrs from qualifying for Social Security Retirement

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post


    you know that's an onion picture right?
    YEs Larry I get it but reality is the range of guys once they hit 50 is pretty wide.. Some guys age well others not so much..
    1) Standing beside a skeleton helps. 2) He colours his hair. That's a girl's thing guys.

    Getting uglier is natural but that doesn't mean you have to be a fat slob.

    OSA wouldn't touch anything over 30 but the majority of those wouldn't want him at anytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    YEs Larry I get it but reality is the range of guys once they hit 50 is pretty wide.. Some guys age well others not so much..
    1) Standing beside a skeleton helps. 2) He colours his hair. That's a girl's thing guys.

    Getting uglier is natural but that doesn't mean you have to be a fat slob.

    OSA wouldn't touch anything over 30 but the majority of those wouldn't want him at anytime.
    What did you just call me??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTickle View Post
    When I was 21 (last year) I slept with a 36 year old and tbh it felt like I was sleeping with a 70 year old
    That's also how I felt at age 21.

    When you get to that age yourself, you will likely see it differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I don't think I could bang somebody 30+. That's just gross.

    And I don't get when old people try really hard to keep up their appearance. What's the point? Just enjoy the rest of your life. I'm gonna stop trying when I'm 34
    When I met PLOL alone late at night in Vegas, I justified it to my girlfriend that he sees me as a gross old guy, so therefore we wouldn't be having buttsecks on the DL.

     
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    Regarding being over 40 and male, there are a lot of girls out there who prefer older men because the guys their age are so immature/terrible.

    For these women, it's not really about looks, so you can still get a decent looking younger chick in your 40s and even early 50s, without it even being a gold-digging situation (though that happens plenty, too). However, I believe in the 20-year theory. That is, if the girl is more than 20 years younger than you, then it very most likely IS gold digging.

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    20 years is a safe number, just as safe as 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or 19.

    Face it Dan if a woman is in her early to mid 20's and you are in your 30's-40's odds are she is still with you for money. Maybe not buy me stuff type of gold digging but you own a home, car, have a job type, just a gal looking for security.

    If a younger woman likes grey's she has a daddy issue, period.

    If a woman is going to use me for money at the least I prefer she actually find me attractive at the same time so I stay in my age range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I don't think I could bang somebody 30+. That's just gross.

    And I don't get when old people try really hard to keep up their appearance. What's the point? Just enjoy the rest of your life. I'm gonna stop trying when I'm 34
    When I met PLOL alone late at night in Vegas, I justified it to my girlfriend that he sees me as a gross old guy, so therefore we wouldn't be having buttsecks on the DL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    20 years is a safe number, just as safe as 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or 19.

    Face it Dan if a woman is in her early to mid 20's and you are in your 30's-40's odds are she is still with you for money. Maybe not buy me stuff type of gold digging but you own a home, car, have a job type, just a gal looking for security.

    If a younger woman likes grey's she has a daddy issue, period.

    If a woman is going to use me for money at the least I prefer she actually find me attractive at the same time so I stay in my age range.

    Mid-late 30s is absolute peak of having it all for a guy if he doesn't have horrible genetics. That's generally a guy's peak attractiveness to women of all ages. Not the gays. You get hot 22 year olds on one night stands and hot women your own age looking for more serious relationships. Unfortunately that's well in the rearview mirror for me, but that's the world is your oyster period unless you're a fat fuck or just generally ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTickle View Post
    When I was 21 (last year) I slept with a 36 year old and tbh it felt like I was sleeping with a 70 year old
    I banged a 32 y/o when I was 18. It had its pros/cons.

    Pros: She was much more experienced than I was, she couldn't get pregnant (not because of age), she could buy me alcohol.

    Cons: Her pussy wasn't the tightest (3 kids), she became attached/obsessive, She was pretty but not hot


    Now being in my early 30s I think 5 years older is the most I'd go. Unless she was like pornstar milf hot. 26 is probably the youngest I'd go (my current gf is 28)

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