Blah blah I was slaughtered last night , I kept telling an old man I'm going to fuck your wife, he kept buying me vodka.
I went out for a hair of the dog today, apologies all round, then the woman turned up with her 52 year old daughter.
I'm 42 , time to give up drinking and the yayo?
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
Just be glad you didn't succeed.
I agree DD , she had no make up on today, but I will this week , I'm hungry lol
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
Originally Posted by YUUP
married life the nut low much??
Lol the old booze and blow fuck anything that walks thread
Wait, you're going to try again?
Honestly I couldn't even come close to getting it up for a 70-year-old. At least not at this point.
I've Been drinking since Thursday, and when I get tired I ring the Albanian. But.... Tomorrow it's £2.19 a pint of Guinness down the Witherspoons, so one more day ....
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
Are you sure? Don't you like women with curves?Wait, you're going to try again?
Honestly I couldn't even come close to getting it up for a 70-year-old. At least not at this point.
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Regarding Raquel Welch:
Let's see her without makeup and/or Photoshop.
Also, she's had tons of surgery.
The typical 70-something does not look like that.
Exactly, the woman in the pub looked like my dead grandmother with no teeth.
That probably floats the boat on here.
But Raquel welch is goat.
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
How was the daughter???
When I was 21 (last year) I slept with a 36 year old and tbh it felt like I was sleeping with a 70 year old
I have this weird mental thing going on. I can fuck a woman my age or a few years older if I knew them when. It's as if my mind still sees them as they were and I still find them attractive. Otherwise, I'm always going after someone 7-10 years younger.
I don't plan on trying to fuck a 70 year old until I'm 77. Your libido is much stronger than mine. I couldn't get it up for a 70 year old for a million dollars.
Have them both together FTW
How was the daughter???
HILLARY WON
No risk of pregnancy or STD.
Druff, you really think you will be more likely to get it up for an old lady when you are old? This is the only life I can remember but I seriously doubt it works that way.
Sportman's Double?
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
I don't think I could bang somebody 30+. That's just gross.
And I don't get when old people try really hard to keep up their appearance. What's the point? Just enjoy the rest of your life. I'm gonna stop trying when I'm 34
Bruh, if you keep getting banged out by OSA and his ilk, 34 is ambitious.
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