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    We're adopting!

    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.

     
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    Shut it down gordo

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.
    Drk Star just lost his fucking mind........

     
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.


     
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    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

    ...if Trump is nominee he wins Presidency easily. Angry Blue Collar Whites will have record turnout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrigan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.

    It's probably two black puppies, or kittens. If that's the case....shut it down gordo.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Why do you guys gotta be like that??


    Why can't you sometimes just take a good moment for what it is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Why do you guys gotta be like that??


    Why can't you sometimes just take a good moment for what it is?
    lol at adopting two black babies and telling this board about it.......even garre wouldn't pull this shit

    0/10 would never believe again

     
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    Everyone needs a labor force.

    Make sure you check the teeth.


    I approve.

     
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    this is either a weird high point for this forum or the setup for one of the dumbest, worst jokes ever made here.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Sorry, I didn't notice the private message. Yeah, that is totally ok with me. Actually it's an honor.

    Congratulations! That seems like such a cool thing to do. Is the other one a boy or are they both girls?

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    Are they coming from a Muslim country? If so, time for you to vote hillary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Are they coming from a Muslim country? If so, time for you to vote hillary.
    Typical libtard. Gordman obviously has been listening to Trump's speeches. He was so moved by them, that he thought he would help fix the issues that inner cities are facing by adopting a few black kids. Those are two less kids that Drk's brother has to shoot. What the fuck have you done to help?

     
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Are they coming from a Muslim country? If so, time for you to vote hillary.
    he said African American

     
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    I hope they don't have any delays at the airport.

     
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    Pretty sure Gordo's wife left him for not shutting it down, so I'm eagerly awaiting the punchline here

     
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    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

    ...if Trump is nominee he wins Presidency easily. Angry Blue Collar Whites will have record turnout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.
    Hey Madonna..

    Are there any white babies u can adopt or are they an accessory for your liberal friends to admire or do they go for a cheaper price like a dime a dozen

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    Yeah

    Newborn African American twins

    Was quite reluctant to post anything, but I decided what the heck. I'm excited!

    Everything will be finalized very soon. I'll post other details once its appropriate.

    I will probably post a picture, but I have to think about that one first for sure.
    Possible scenarios for doing this.

    1. raise the children to be athletes and retire.

    2. raise the children to be personal slaves and retire

    3. raise the children to be porn stars and retire

    4. raise the children to lower the property value of your neighborhood, buy surrounding houses, move out of neighborhood and retire.

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    The real question is which will be the bigger drain on the government's coffers: drk's disability scam or gordo's welfare adoption scam.

     
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