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    Cmon guys, how can you not trust a face like this





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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
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    not saying its gonna happen, but he could go the Kardashian route in doing the 'any publicity is good publicity' route...
    He already had a reality TV show, it bombed and it was cancelled.

    Lol what the fuck are you trolling? You are literally making my point for me.

    The R tards were talking about this at poker tonight. The only half R tard in the group that I somewhat respect said that Lochte lost almost all his endorsements BEFORE this Olympics... researching now.

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    the real tragedy here is that 4 olympic athletes were out at the bars all night in Rio and came back to the olympic village w/o even 1 girl. Pathetic,they should be shamed for this more than anything else.

     
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    Jesus Christ Adamant. I was just spit balling before but I can't find anything that I was wrong about. Lets look at a chronological order of events from this platinum nigs last four years

    2012- Wins five Olympic medals. Two of which were Gold medals. Three of which were individual medals.

    2012-2016- Endorsement deals dropped by Gatorade, Nissan, Mutual of Omaha, P&G, Gillete, AT&T

    . . . . . . . - Reality TV program tanks

    2016- Wins one Olympic medal in a fucking relay race



    Admittedly his biggest endorsement deal is with Speedo. If you think they were planning on continuing to pay a has been that no showed this Olympics and will hit the next Olympics at age 36 there is a good chance you are also retarded.

    It could be so much more cut and dried that he lied. Hell there could even be a video of him performing Brazilian fart porn and he would make so much more bank than just being a platinum faggot has been that everyone would have forgotten about by September.


    I already got names for his first few porns

    Ryan Lochte Vol. 1 "Loaded Gun"
    Ryan Lochte Vol 2. "Water Sports"
    Ryan Lochte Vol 3. "Gas Station"


    If you honestly think that Speedo check that was almost assuredly gonna stop getting written regardless was gonna make him more than him selling the rights to his story to any network after doing a few interviews followed by writing a book you should just hang it up.

    Just a quick reminder to all who think he's not done and he will show up to Tokyo in 2020 at age 36. Think about how many new endorsements Michael Phelps received AFTER the picture of him with a bong surfaced. Your average xenophobic American will end up siding with a Platinum faggot over corrupt Brazil every day of the week. Bob Costas eat your heart out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Jesus Christ Adamant. I was just spit balling before but I can't find anything that I was wrong about. Lets look at a chronological order of events from this platinum nigs last four years

    2012- Wins five Olympic medals. Two of which were Gold medals. Three of which were individual medals.

    2012-2016- Endorsement deals dropped by Gatorade, Nissan, Mutual of Omaha, P&G, Gillete, AT&T

    . . . . . . . - Reality TV program tanks

    2016- Wins one Olympic medal in a fucking relay race



    Admittedly his biggest endorsement deal is with Speedo. If you think they were planning on continuing to pay a has been that no showed this Olympics and will hit the next Olympics at age 36 there is a good chance you are also retarded.

    It could be so much more cut and dried that he lied. Hell there could even be a video of him performing Brazilian fart porn and he would make so much more bank than just being a platinum faggot has been that everyone would have forgotten about by September.


    I already got names for his first few porns

    Ryan Lochte Vol. 1 "Loaded Gun"
    Ryan Lochte Vol 2. "Water Sports"
    Ryan Lochte Vol 3. "Gas Station"


    If you honestly think that Speedo check that was almost assuredly gonna stop getting written regardless was gonna make him more than him selling the rights to his story to any network after doing a few interviews followed by writing a book you should just hang it up.

    Just a quick reminder to all who think he's not done and he will show up to Tokyo in 2020 at age 36. Think about how many new endorsements Michael Phelps received AFTER the picture of him with a bong surfaced. Your average xenophobic American will end up siding with a Platinum faggot over corrupt Brazil every day of the week. Bob Costas eat your heart out.
    You are clinically insane. You just made a post earlier that this was going to be great for his career. You are probably the only person on the planet that thought that. Even Ryan Lochte just apologized for his douchness. You are basically the only person defending him at this point, even he mailed it in.

     
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    Video interview with Lochte they aired tonight:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...-story-n635191

    At least he got rid of his douche hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Video interview with Lochte they aired tonight:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...-story-n635191

    At least he got rid of his douche hair.
    That video is not real its from the government

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    fucking lying stuttering knock-kneed geek

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    Bang Bang

     
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    You would think my 30-0 record when it comes to shit like this since back to NWP would speak for itself but I still have these fish that try me. It's truly amazing.

     
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    Third narrative as promised

    Higlights of third narrative

    -USA TODAY thoroughly investigates gas station, gas station video, and witnesses

    -Brazilian authorities twisting facts

    - Eyewitness Fernando Deluz saw guns drawn and is being praised by Brazilian police chief for intervening and possibly stopping four murders

    - Deluz also said the swimmers did not even understand the situation due to not knowing how to speak Portuguese

    -Brazilian judge says police hasty in determining that the security guards did not commit robbery

    -Brazilian lawyer says the swimmers did not file a false police report under Brazilian law

    -didn't trash bathroom or even break down door

    -were robbed/extorted at gunpoint just like every swimmer has maintained all along

    -video of them sitting on a curb and with hands up while being held at gunpoint


    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ties/89082232/


    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/2...out-the-truth/


    http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2016...y-mostly-true/


    http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/20...urity-guards-/


    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/latest-...E3XzEEc2VjA3Ny


    Who will eat crow first? Faggots like AL Roker, Matt Lauer, and Stephen Colbert or people like Adamant and Draymond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Third narrative as promised

    Higlights of third narrative

    -USA TODAY thoroughly investigates gas station, gas station video, and witnesses

    -Brazilian authorities twisting facts

    - Eyewitness Fernando Deluz saw guns drawn and is being praised by Brazilian police chief for intervening and possibly stopping four murders

    - Deluz also said the swimmers did not even understand the situation due to not knowing how to speak Portuguese

    -Brazilian judge says police hasty in determining that the security guards did not commit robbery

    -Brazilian lawyer says the swimmers did not file a false police report under Brazilian law

    -didn't trash bathroom or even break down door

    -were robbed/extorted at gunpoint just like every swimmer has maintained all along

    -video of them sitting on a curb and with hands up while being held at gunpoint


    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...ties/89082232/


    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/2...out-the-truth/


    http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2016...y-mostly-true/


    http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/20...urity-guards-/


    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/latest-...E3XzEEc2VjA3Ny


    Who will eat crow first? Faggots like AL Roker, Matt Lauer, and Stephen Colbert or people like Adamant and Draymond.
    Lol at anyone who thought they lied, its Brazil a fucking 3rd world shit hole. . . And no the libtard media will never admit anything, the retards on these boards are more likely . . .

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    LOL at the irony of damn near every talking head at ESPN absolutely butchering Lochte at a Tonya Harding level for the last two weeks. Only for him to be signed on to ABC's Dancing With The Stars. What can these faggots possibly say now. What disingenuous shit is Cowherd gonna shovel in these peoples throats tomorrow. I'm literally dying to see how that camp can possibly spin this now.

     
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    So I get this email this morning from a long term client that is entertaining an endorsement deal from Lochte. They want me to mock up their product in a shot with him. #shitjustgotreal

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    Brazil pressing charges on a nigga.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    So I get this email this morning from a long term client that is entertaining an endorsement deal from Lochte. They want me to mock up their product in a shot with him. #shitjustgotreal

    more info if you are allowed to please. If you do work for Pantene Pro V that will absolutely kill

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    or like that gay thing that everyone does these days where the say "Sorry, not sorry"

    First company that incorporates that into an advertisement wins so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    If they gave out Olympic gold medals for stupidity, Ryan Lochte would have won more hardware at the 2016 Rio Games.

    Instead, he leaves Brazil with his name and personal brand in tatters, which will likely end his career as a product endorser, thereby costing him at least $5-10 million in future lifetime income.


    But wait, his publicist is going to make him all this money from this!

    As of today, the only person who thinks this was marketing gold for Ryan Lochte is BCG. Not on PFA, but the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    So I get this email this morning from a long term client that is entertaining an endorsement deal from Lochte. They want me to mock up their product in a shot with him. #shitjustgotreal

    more info if you are allowed to please. If you do work for Pantene Pro V that will absolutely kill

    If it goes through i'll post it.

     
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