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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    How much money did he make last year from endorsements? That is after an Olympics where he won five medals. He basically no showed this Olympics earning ZERO individual medals. Chances are his lucrative deal with AirWeave was about to get cut off anyway. If his publicist is worth anything this will end up making him more money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    It's sad how stupid and naive people are about the way 3rd World corrupt governments work.

    The monster favorite here, as far as scenarios go is this:

    Step 1: They were "robbed", shaken down, whatever by the police.

    Step 2: They complained about it to the media

    Step 3: Media story gains traction and makes that god-forsaken country look even worse, if possible

    Step 4: Government escalates harassment with indictments, detainments, whatever as a way to rebut the reality of the way business is done there

    Step 5: 99.9% of the sheeple believe the governments version of events.

    Step 6: The .01% of us with eyes to see and ears to hear, shake our head at the promise of ignorance and stupidity demonstrated by the masses

    When the police rob you, who exactly are you supposed to report your crime to? They should of waited until they were out of the country to open their mouths, but you can bet a lot of money on the above scenario being the truth.


    Amazing how stupid and naive people are that they can't see what is happening here.

    Is this lack of critical thinking what future generations have to look forward to? I mean you people are really fucking stupid to believe anything other than some version of the events I laid out to be the truth.
    Listen to his version of what went down and then look at the gas station footage, truther
    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...brazil-n630396
    a few points:

    big gaps in the footage

    footage provided by government

    how fucking stupid are you?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post

    Listen to his version of what went down and then look at the gas station footage, truther
    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/201...brazil-n630396
    a few points:

    big gaps in the footage

    footage provided by government

    how fucking stupid are you?
    The prosecution rests..

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post

    a few points:

    big gaps in the footage

    footage provided by government

    how fucking stupid are you?
    The prosecution rests..
    British guys lying too?

    Give me a break. They were robbed by the police and the robbers got mad when they all wouldn't STFU about it.

    Next.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Not only did he fabricate the story about a Smith and Wesson being pointed at his head by a fake cop, turns out he and his swimming buddies trashed a bathroom at a gas station and pissed all over the place. The robbery he proclaimed was a security guard demanding payment for the damage they caused at the gas station.

    What a total fucking douche. Just amazes me Michael Phelps sidekick was even marketable in the first place. When you dye your hair platinum in your 30s, you really just confirm you are a douche.

    The only saving grace is its a near certainty he will end up like his parents, who are presently broke and had their homes foreclosed. Probably by the age of 40 we will read an Andre Rison type story on him.
    Defo agree with the fucking douche part dying his hair, acting like Justin Biebers brother. Whatever lochte bro. Why are USA swimmers all out of control alcoholics?

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    Olympians ride the endorsement, guest interview, autograph signing, and whatever other shit they can get for years. Lochte definitely loses money and tarnishes his integrity in the eyes of the public by his actions. If he don't want to return to Brazil that is fine since nothing will ever happen to him legally over something disrespectful, but petty.

    For all of these guys to have a different story just shows how trashed they were and what people are willing to say in panic when reality sets in that their actions could be costly to their image and wallets.

    Lochte was trying to save face hoping at least the USA media would believe his fabricated story but now his personal character looks more ridiculous then his hair, which I didn't think was possible.

    The whole indicted thing is laughable when the crime is some frat boyish type of activity that can be settled by Lochte just cutting them goons a check and giving the typical fake ass apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    How much money did he make last year from endorsements? That is after an Olympics where he won five medals. He basically no showed this Olympics earning ZERO individual medals. Chances are his lucrative deal with AirWeave was about to get cut off anyway. If his publicist is worth anything this will end up making him more money.
    How is a "publicist" going to make him money? He looks like a total knob in all this absolutely making up a glock was cocked in his face. He looks like a total dick, you add that to the fact he died his hair platinum and got smoked in the Olympics again by Phelps, his marketing days are finished.

    You are probably the only person on the planet who thinks Lochte will be better off for making a total douche out of himself. When he gets suspended by USA Swimming, his sponsors will use the out clauses in their contracts. Nobody wants to do business with a platinum haired douche who completely fabricated a story that a fake cop robbed him and put a glock in his face after he pissed all over a bathroom wall.

    When I watched him in the Olympics this year, i was like what a total douche he died his hair platinum in his 30s, and this just confirmed his doucheness.

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    This unreal. First 10 minutes of Nightly News talking about this. Fake ass NBC not telling any of the countless stories of Olympians getting fucked by the locals at every turn but Bob Costas up in arms demanding that Lochte apologize. Get the fuck out of here Bob. I used to love Bob Costas. He named is boy Kirby after Kirby Puckett and was one of my favorites throughout my life but what a phony dick bag. I can see the marionette strings on his girlish shoulders. Maybe those strings were there all along but I was just too naive to notice.

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the no doubt third narrative pops up in a few days and everyone disregards the second narrative and the initial narrative is something no one even remembers anymore.

    I can come up with 10 things on the spot that he and his lawyer could come up with to explain this. This isn't Tiger cheating on Elin. No matter how hard NBC tries to shove this down peoples throats I still believe that Joe Six Pack believes to a certain degree "What happens in Rio, stays in Rio."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    This unreal. First 10 minutes of Nightly News talking about this. Fake ass NBC not telling any of the countless stories of Olympians getting fucked by the locals at every turn but Bob Costas up in arms demanding that Lochte apologize. Get the fuck out of here Bob. I used to love Bob Costas. He named is boy Kirby after Kirby Puckett and was one of my favorites throughout my life but what a phony dick bag. I can see the marionette strings on his girlish shoulders. Maybe those strings were there all along but I was just too naive to notice.

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the no doubt third narrative pops up in a few days and everyone disregards the second narrative and the initial narrative is something no one even remembers anymore.

    I can come up with 10 things on the spot that he and his lawyer could come up with to explain this. This isn't Tiger cheating on Elin. No matter how hard NBC tries to shove this down peoples throats I still believe that Joe Six Pack believes to a certain degree "What happens in Rio, stays in Rio."
    This is not "what happens in Rio stays in Rio" deal. This is about a platinum haired douche bag who is past his prime going on TV and completely fabricating that some fake cop put a gun to his head and robbed him. He did that to get attention because his performance sucked in Rio and when he found out the cops were pissed he made up the story, he hauled ass and left his buddies in Rio to answer for it.

    Yeah, that is really going to resonate with Joe Six Pack. After all Joe Six pack loves platinum haired douche bags who drive around in a black Rolls Royce with vanity license plates.

    If you owned your own Marketing business it would be a total failure if you are actually serious in this thread. I am just assuming this is one giant level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    This unreal. First 10 minutes of Nightly News talking about this. Fake ass NBC not telling any of the countless stories of Olympians getting fucked by the locals at every turn but Bob Costas up in arms demanding that Lochte apologize. Get the fuck out of here Bob. I used to love Bob Costas. He named is boy Kirby after Kirby Puckett and was one of my favorites throughout my life but what a phony dick bag. I can see the marionette strings on his girlish shoulders. Maybe those strings were there all along but I was just too naive to notice.

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the no doubt third narrative pops up in a few days and everyone disregards the second narrative and the initial narrative is something no one even remembers anymore.

    I can come up with 10 things on the spot that he and his lawyer could come up with to explain this. This isn't Tiger cheating on Elin. No matter how hard NBC tries to shove this down peoples throats I still believe that Joe Six Pack believes to a certain degree "What happens in Rio, stays in Rio."
    Pretty sad. Doubt Bob Costas is this stupid, but fucking who knows why he is on the social justice bandwagon for the terminally corrupt 3rd world hell-hole government. He will need to travel there in the future to make money, so best to stick up for them or something? Who the fuck knows but I can't believe he is this stupid and actually believes their fairy tale version of events.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ndictated.html

    There are some people commenting on this article above who aren't too braindead to think for themselves but holy fuck i cannot believe how many people have seized on to the obviously duplicitous narrative from this corrupt government.

    I thought the Internet was supposed to set everyone free, lead us to the truth, etc.

    Everyone is so brainwashed; there is literally no hope.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
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    How much money did he make last year from endorsements? That is after an Olympics where he won five medals. He basically no showed this Olympics earning ZERO individual medals. Chances are his lucrative deal with AirWeave was about to get cut off anyway. If his publicist is worth anything this will end up making him more money.
    How is a "publicist" going to make him money? He looks like a total knob in all this absolutely making up a glock was cocked in his face. He looks like a total dick, you add that to the fact he died his hair platinum and got smoked in the Olympics again by Phelps, his marketing days are finished.

    You are probably the only person on the planet who thinks Lochte will be better off for making a total douche out of himself. When he gets suspended by USA Swimming, his sponsors will use the out clauses in their contracts. Nobody wants to do business with a platinum haired douche who completely fabricated a story that a fake cop robbed him and put a glock in his face after he pissed all over a bathroom wall.

    When I watched him in the Olympics this year, i was like what a total douche he died his hair platinum in his 30s, and this just confirmed his doucheness.
    not saying its gonna happen, but he could go the Kardashian route in doing the 'any publicity is good publicity' route...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post

    How is a "publicist" going to make him money? He looks like a total knob in all this absolutely making up a glock was cocked in his face. He looks like a total dick, you add that to the fact he died his hair platinum and got smoked in the Olympics again by Phelps, his marketing days are finished.

    You are probably the only person on the planet who thinks Lochte will be better off for making a total douche out of himself. When he gets suspended by USA Swimming, his sponsors will use the out clauses in their contracts. Nobody wants to do business with a platinum haired douche who completely fabricated a story that a fake cop robbed him and put a glock in his face after he pissed all over a bathroom wall.

    When I watched him in the Olympics this year, i was like what a total douche he died his hair platinum in his 30s, and this just confirmed his doucheness.
    not saying its gonna happen, but he could go the Kardashian route in doing the 'any publicity is good publicity' route...
    He already had a reality TV show, it bombed and it was cancelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draymond View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post

    not saying its gonna happen, but he could go the Kardashian route in doing the 'any publicity is good publicity' route...
    He already had a reality TV show, it bombed and it was cancelled.
    yeah I know, but there are other avenues i'm sure they will look at...will be interesting to see what happens...i'm sure he'll manage to come out smelling like roses instead of shit...just a gut feeling...

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    Side note: We all knew after Costas said that now Bolt is more popular than Bob Marley amongst Jamaicans, he has now gone full retard
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    armed security at a gas station...Christ they don't even have that shit in Compton...

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    this statement was part of their settlement to send the boys home, lol @ paying the police for something that allegedly happened at a gas station... hahaha

    aka bribe

     
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    I am not a 100% sure Locthe lied, seems more like he omitted a bucket load of facts.

    But what would you call a situation where someone demands payment from you? You refuse? They then get you out of your car (when you try and leave) and hold you at gun point until you give them money?

    To me that sounds like a robbery, not a payment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    I am not a 100% sure Locthe lied, seems more like he omitted a bucket load of facts.

    But what would you call a situation where someone demands payment from you? You refuse? They then get you out of your car (when you try and leave) and hold you at gun point until you give them money?

    To me that sounds like a robbery, not a payment.
    I agree. Sounds like they extorted money after they fucked up the station. However, given who they are and what would have happened IF real police came, don't you think they got off easy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    I am not a 100% sure Locthe lied, seems more like he omitted a bucket load of facts.

    But what would you call a situation where someone demands payment from you? You refuse? They then get you out of your car (when you try and leave) and hold you at gun point until you give them money?

    To me that sounds like a robbery, not a payment.
    I agree. Sounds like they extorted money after they fucked up the station. However, given who they are and what would have happened IF real police came, don't you think they got off easy?
    Well the real police would have taken all their stuff, not this child's play robbery.

    But in principal yes I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post

    I agree. Sounds like they extorted money after they fucked up the station. However, given who they are and what would have happened IF real police came, don't you think they got off easy?
    Well the real police would have taken all their stuff, not this child's play robbery.

    But in principal yes I agree
    Exactly. Like, hypothetically,if I was a officer on the scene, I would tell them they could either spend a few days in jail, have their paperwork get lost and jack all their stuff, OR I could perform fellatio on Gunnar in the back of the station and have him bust and they could be on their way. Hypothetically, of course.

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