Attention skatz posters

[gauchojake]

Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-words." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.

You're as slimy as any poker player ever

[tyde]

Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-words." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.

It's amazing how your entire life revolves around the internet

After all these years

I guess if it makes you (ahem) 'happy'...more power to ya

Quite the legacy

Oh I forgot the awesome 'radio show' for those tens of thousands of listeners

LEGENDARY

[Dan Druff]

Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.

You're as slimy as any poker player ever

How was this slimy?

The fish this was aimed at was a horrible person who made death threats and wished cancer on people's kids.

The multi-accounting was literally done by every regular (because it was allowed by the rules), and you were at a big disadvantage if you just stuck to one account, for obvious reasons.

[Dan Druff]

Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.

It's amazing how your entire life revolves around the internet

After all these years

I guess if it makes you (ahem) 'happy'...more power to ya

Quite the legacy

Oh I forgot the awesome 'radio show' for those tens of thousands of listeners

LEGENDARY

This from the guy who literally texts everyone he knows when he's about to make an "epic" post on PFA.

You also had a radio show, except you were too clueless to do anything other than a blogtalkradio one from your iPhone, and you had a base of about 25 listeners, all of whom were there to make fun of you.

Need I go on?

Oh, and I see your "cease fire" didn't last long. You are a pathetic angry lush who can't help himself.

[JACKDANIELS]

slimy todger rofl

[simpdog]

Slim T is already trademarked.

[PuppyMonkeyBaby]

Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-words." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.

It's amazing how your entire life revolves around the internet

After all these years

I guess if it makes you (ahem) 'happy'...more power to ya

Quite the legacy

Oh I forgot the awesome 'radio show' for those tens of thousands of listeners

LEGENDARY

Irony: Asshole whos life revolves around his next bottle of Tequilla criticizing somebody about their life.. Hasn't your liver fucking shut down yet Marty?? Your expiration date has to be coming up soon. (Please Dear God let it be soon before he kills another innocent animal)

[varys]

tyde GTFO of this HOF thread

[Mintjewlips]

Is it todge or todger or slimy todger??

[GambleBotsSatire]

Is it todge or todger or slimy todger??

simmer down, Todg' is only for close friends

[mulva]

.................................................. ..............................................venompoker.com is available

[gauchojake]

Lol slimy todger

[Muck Ficon]

Elliot Todgers

[sonatine]

i hear the LA Todgers are having a rough year

[RealTalk]

i hear the LA Todgers are having a rough year

They are just under-appreciated and not compensated well at all for the amount of effort they put out.

[GambleBotsSatire]

daaaaaang you mean like tines eating in moderation game needs work or its quality is as low as gay sex's t or maybe ive turned into a rum dick like cuck but at least i know i dont get looks like blaaaaaaake does when out in public with nita

todge just destroyed you skatz losers

[lol wow]

bro

[lol wow]

also fatotine trying to claim ayyyyyyye dios mios on page one never forget honestly were sorry about him like weinstein sorry

[sonatine]

also fatotine trying to claim ayyyyyyye dios mios on page one never forget honestly were sorry about him like weinstein sorry

that shit was giles as fuck.

[lol wow]

listen son it was 2016 dave wasnt totally dead yet and chaps hadnt turned into a full blown internet cuck but two fingers to ian we see the grave for boris that todge is dancing on just right in front of u possibly smoking a clove