Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.


It's amazing how your entire life revolves around the internet

After all these years

I guess if it makes you (ahem) 'happy'...more power to ya

Quite the legacy

Oh I forgot the awesome 'radio show' for those tens of thousands of listeners

LEGENDARY
This from the guy who literally texts everyone he knows when he's about to make an "epic" post on PFA.

You also had a radio show, except you were too clueless to do anything other than a blogtalkradio one from your iPhone, and you had a base of about 25 listeners, all of whom were there to make fun of you.

Need I go on?

Oh, and I see your "cease fire" didn't last long. You are a pathetic angry lush who can't help himself.