Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
Chad Series of Poker post was a reference to an actual character backstory I had to an account I had on Sun Poker (Cryptologic Network) in 2004.

The account was named KutaKinta, and was supposedly an African guy living in N'djamena, Chad who had won the Chad Series of Poker. The story about the goats and the ten-high call was part of it. Eerily, it ended up predicting the exact situation which occurred on AP three years later, where a superuser called ten high against nine high to win a tournament.

The Cryptologic Network allowed multiaccounting (it wasn't at all against the rules), so everyone had tons of accounts there. KutaKinta's backstory was created solely to tilt a really racist Italian fish, as it enraged him when he thought he was losing to an African guy.

He believed the entire backstory, and kept calling me "n-word". I would then talk shit to him in Italian, such as calling him a "omosessuale Italiano", which seemed to be the thing that bothered him most.

However, I took the whole routine too far, and eventually he decided he wouldn't play with me at all. If I sat into a 6-handed game where he was present, he would sit out and write, "I don't play with n-word." I would then have to leave and return under my Interpoker account, which he didn't realize was me.

This fish was a really vile character, who wished cancer on other players' children, threatened to kill people, and basically was about as unpleasant as you can imagine. That's why it was especially entertaining to fuck with him and get him tilted.

Fun times.
You're as slimy as any poker player ever
How was this slimy?

The fish this was aimed at was a horrible person who made death threats and wished cancer on people's kids.

The multi-accounting was literally done by every regular (because it was allowed by the rules), and you were at a big disadvantage if you just stuck to one account, for obvious reasons.