Even though I was a huge fun of the (1990 version of) Total Recall, I don't believe in any of this simulation BS.

The "1 in a billion chance" thing is a copout, because it allows people to make ridiculous assertions, and then defend it with, "I said it's only 1 in a billion. So all I'm saying is that there's a small chance!" And then you look like a closed-minded asshole for dismissing it.

But no, we're not in a simulation. This is it. This is reality. It doesn't get any better than this.