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    Its a fucking joke anyway

    Simulation theory has been picking up some steam in the news lately. Elon Musk recently came out and said that there is a one in a billion chance that we're actually living in a reality and Matt Damon briefly touched on it at his commencement speech at MIT.

    I'm probably a bit late to this discussion but it just blows my mind. Really makes me wish i got into the field of computers or tech instead of poker.

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    LOL SIMULATION THEORY. IT WILL BE NEXT YEARS FLAT EARTH.

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    Well there's some time since the Matrix movies came out and no one really remembers the plots of action movies anyway, so solid original mind blowing theory. It's not like this type of stuff has ever been touched in philosophy ever since ancient hippies. Oh well i'm just hanging around in my cave watching shadows go by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
    Well there's some time since the Matrix movies came out and no one really remembers the plots of action movies anyway, so solid original mind blowing theory. It's not like this type of stuff has ever been touched in philosophy ever since ancient hippies. Oh well i'm just hanging around in my cave watching shadows go by.

    In fairness, a lot of the research thats putting legs on the theory is recent.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    the belief that we are in a simulation may itself be simulated
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    lol at the sense of humor these nerd architects must have to give us both marty and sonatines face

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by backdoorb View Post
    Simulation theory has been picking up some steam in the news lately. Elon Musk recently came out and said that there is a one in a billion chance that we're actually living in a reality and Matt Damon briefly touched on it at his commencement speech at MIT.

    I'm probably a bit late to this discussion but it just blows my mind. Really makes me wish i got into the field of computers or tech instead of poker.

    http://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-were-pr...ame-1780049652
    Elon Musk thinks he is the next Steve Jobs. He is going to be exposed as a fraud. Tesla cars are the biggest pieces of junk on the road.

     
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    What can really start fucking with you is when you consider the inevitablness of our species being able to create a simulation within a simulation. Since space time is not linear and the universe is technically expanding into an implosion (because it can't expand in a perfect line it will eventually create a circle, which at some point fucks with gravity) then we can technically be a simulation within trillions of simulations, who will all inevitably come crashing down like dominoes. That would also mean that anything that can happen will happen given enough simulations. It's like an endless loop that eventually runs out of memory and seizes to be anything.

    Programming consciousness would be fun, we are, after all, programmed organisms that experience consciousness.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    the belief that we are in a simulation may itself be simulated
    If you go with the base premise that he's not just bat shit crazy in this particular instance and we accept the 1 in billion number as a totally accurate estimation based on fuck all then even though the most likeliest scenario is that we're a simulation of the base reality it's much more likelier that we're merely a simulation of some previous simulation even though the likelihood of us being a simulation of any particular simulation is less likely than being a simulation of the base reality.

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    Best science show since Cosmos reboot, don't be shy, get in there..

    http://www.pbs.org/show/genius-stephen-hawking/




    Well hell this is like a synopsis of the series:



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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    LOL SIMULATION THEORY. IT WILL BE NEXT YEARS FLAT EARTH.

    this. and Elon Musk is a fucking idiot. basically selling snake oil with these "theories"



    i know people probably said the same shit about Einstein.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
    Well there's some time since the Matrix movies came out and no one really remembers the plots of action movies anyway, so solid original mind blowing theory. It's not like this type of stuff has ever been touched in philosophy ever since ancient hippies. Oh well i'm just hanging around in my cave watching shadows go by.

    In fairness, a lot of the research thats putting legs on the theory is recent.
    It's a base premise that a random pothead invents every year all by themselves and it's dear to them mostly because they don't know any better. You can store it in the category of things that are less than 1% to be true so no particular reason to waste time nor energy assuming it's real and in no way change your behavior because it might be true. I got the "maybe gravity is a hoax" theory stored there for instance.

    Apparently by Musk religion and science can't likely co-exist but his own make belief shit is totes for realsies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    What can really start fucking with you is when you consider the inevitablness of our species being able to create a simulation within a simulation. Since space time is not linear and the universe is technically expanding into an implosion (because it can't expand in a perfect line it will eventually create a circle, which at some point fucks with gravity) then we can technically be a simulation within trillions of simulations, who will all inevitable come crashing down like dominoes. That would also mean that anything that can happen will happen given enough simulations. It's like an endless loop that eventually runs out of memory and seizes to be anything.

    Programming conscientious would be fun, we are, after all, programmed organisms that experience conscientiousness.
    So, I think what you're trying to say is that bottomset COULD go on that vacation given enough simulations.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
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    In fairness, a lot of the research thats putting legs on the theory is recent.
    It's a base premise that a random pothead invents every year all by themselves and it's dear to them mostly because they don't know any better. You can store it in the category of things that are less than 1% to be true so no particular reason to waste time nor energy assuming it's real and in no way change your behavior because it might be true. I got the "maybe gravity is a hoax" theory stored there for instance.

    Apparently by Musk religion and science can't likely co-exist but his own make belief shit is totes for realsies.

    current simulation theory is based on quantum mechanics vs observation, and the data is maybe 5-10 years old or so, older depending on how close you are to the NSA crypto labs proverbial ring-0 research vectors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    This forum is obv a simulation with a faulty processor. The Druff-Tyde program keeps rebooting every few months.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    A few years ago I binge watched the entire series on Netflix. The best episodes were missing though. All the ones with musicians or songs that they did not have the license to use. Which sucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    A few years ago I binge watched the entire series on Netflix. The best episodes were missing though. All the ones with musicians or songs that they did not have the license to use. Which sucked.
    I have the complete series on DVD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    or so im told.






    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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