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    by the by, if anyone is looking for a ripe dog, diego @ +475 at ufn 78 might suit your purposes. he shouldnt win, because hes terrible, but that hasnt stopped him from getting his hand raised against superior talent in the past.

     
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    I don't know anything about UFC. Are there any post fight drug tests that could get Holmly's win taken away?

    It makes zero sense to me that they would let Rousey lose. Doesn't it pretty much end Rouseys career and fame? Or damage it really really bad.

    For example I can't name one single UFC fighter besides Ronda. Won't this make the UFC lose a ton of money?

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    it would be declared a 'no contest' if holm pissed hot.

    and its not pro wrestling, and ronda has plenty of career options including unfucking her standup, going back to her bread and butter (grappling/subs), or moving up/down weight classes.

    if ronda doesnt come back from this, its because shes a mental midget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I don't know anything about UFC. Are there any post fight drug tests that could get Holmly's win taken away.

    It makes zero sense to me that they would let Rousey lose. Doesn't it pretty much end Rouseys career?
    The UFC recently signed on with USADA to handle their drug testing, and its supposedly way more strict than before. While Holly could get popped, you could just as easily point out that Ronda's worst performance ever coincided with her getting drug tested more often than anyone else in the UFC the last few months.

    You can look up who got tested and how many times here.http://ufc.usada.org/testing/results...-test-history/

     
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    and yes ufc's pile of vegas jew gold is going to suffer a bit from ronda losing but at the end of the day, we are talking about bonuses paid out to executives being slightly smaller in terms of pragmatic ramifications.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    it would be declared a 'no contest' if holm pissed hot.

    and its not pro wrestling, and ronda has plenty of career options including unfucking her standup, going back to her bread and butter (grappling/subs), or moving up/down weight classes.

    if ronda doesnt come back from this, its because shes a mental midget.
    All of those are options except cutting down in weight imo.

    Most likely she takes some time off and is back fighting again at 135.

    Will someone get a crack at Holly first?

    I hope so and Ronda shouldn't be wanting that immediate rematch either because she was exposed hard last night. She felt like Holly was just another scrub fighter that she would take out the way she knows how because she was never really challenged in her career.

    Ronda had zero respect for Holly's ability and I understand the whole if it ain't broke don't fix it mentality but early on in the fight last night the signs were there before Ronda got completely in trouble that she wasn't going to win this fight like the rest of them. She needed to change her game plan and lose her stubborn, fucking ego to stop pressing as much as she did like a loose cannon.

    Ronda will be perfectly fine. Dana will suck a fart out Ronda's ass after she's guzzled down 20 hot wings so an immediate title shot can go to her anytime she wants it unless Holly loses then she might have to fight Holly for the next shot or whatever.

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    Ronda is starring in a remake of Road House so Holm will probably fight Zingano and/or Tate during that time and whoever is the champ will have to fight Ronda
    the ufc will spend millions promoting Rondas comeback and Joe Rogan will cry in a few promos and everyone makes some dollar bills yall

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    Wow. Looking for the fight on youtube which probably doesn't exist but I ran into this interview on Jimmy Fallon.

    Ronda literally says that she won't get knocked out by Holm from a kick to the head.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
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    If anyone finds a way to rewatch this fight, could you please possibly post a link? thanks
    About 160:00 in or so:

    http://vidbull.com/kdqjzn4jdna0.html
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    Wow. Looking for the fight on youtube

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
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    Ronda will win because shes not an imbecile but Holmes TKO at +1250 is worth dipping a toe in because Ronda does take shots when she goes spaz-mode in the opening seconds.

    The only thing Holmes is KO'ing is a bottle of Jack and multiple IV's after Rousey ravages her body...(and not in the good lesbian type of way)
    There are 3 cracks in Ronda's jaw that disagree with you. Going to be hard to film movies with that mouth wired shut. This could actually be her last mma fight if her handlers realize how much Hollywood money they'll lose while she's on the shelf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Wow. Looking for the fight on youtube which probably doesn't exist but I ran into this interview on Jimmy Fallon.

    Ronda literally says that she won't get knocked out by Holm from a kick to the head.

    Putting her head on a tee wasn't the way to make that prediction come true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post

    There are 3 cracks in Ronda's jaw that disagree with you.
    ??

    source?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
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    The only thing Holmes is KO'ing is a bottle of Jack and multiple IV's after Rousey ravages her body...(and not in the good lesbian type of way)
    There are 3 cracks in Ronda's jaw that disagree with you. Going to be hard to film movies with that mouth wired shut. This could actually be her last mma fight if her handlers realize how much Hollywood money they'll lose while she's on the shelf.

    Point of parliamentary procedure; Hollywood money was contingent on star power which was predicated on her not getting ragdolled by an MMA journeyman.
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    Gina Carano has been in some all time cinema masterpieces after losing to Cyborg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post

    There are 3 cracks in Ronda's jaw that disagree with you.
    ??

    source?
    Might have jumped the gun on that one. There were a couple of fringe mma sites reporting it but Dana just denied it on Twitter when Tatame Magazine questioned him on it.
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    reading dana's tweets...

    so... has anyone actually seen dana white and donald trump in the same place at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    There are 3 cracks in Ronda's jaw that disagree with you. Going to be hard to film movies with that mouth wired shut. This could actually be her last mma fight if her handlers realize how much Hollywood money they'll lose while she's on the shelf.

    Point of parliamentary procedure; Hollywood money was contingent on star power which was predicated on her not getting ragdolled by an MMA journeyman.

    I get that you think this is a "hey look at me using the terminology, they'll swoon at my opinion" moment, but maybe you should take a step back and evaluate what you consider to be your top knowledge on anything to do with sports. I mean come on, man. That entire post was fucking repulsive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
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    Point of parliamentary procedure; Hollywood money was contingent on star power which was predicated on her not getting ragdolled by an MMA journeyman.

    I get that you think this is a "hey look at me using the terminology, they'll swoon at my opinion" moment, but maybe you should take a step back and evaluate what you consider to be your top knowledge on anything to do with sports. I mean come on, man. That entire post was fucking repulsive.

    Chaps is sexually bankrupt; he's
     
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    Joe Rogan taping a JRE podcast with Dana on the plane ride home from down under.

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