If I were president my actions on this matter would be to legalize prostitution... Not only legalize it, I'd outright support it... Huge! Make it a majorly thriving, legal, regulated industry. Create an entire funding schedule for low income earners/loaners like this loser so they can get laid at least 6 times a year on the governments dime, same for students who meet certain criteria. Offer a full range of classes at the community college level for wannabe ho's, as well as partial and full scholarships for the more "talented" students.

Trust me, I could make this happen.

It would be terrific.

We'd make America great again.