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    are the eyebrows still in good shape?

     
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      Brittney Griner's Clit: Protection from the crown of thorns stigmatta and blood getting in his eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Stigmata occurs suddenly, without warning, and hurts like hell. You would literally be feeling/sharing JCs crucifixion pain.

    Irrelevant if your cuts are in exactly the same place on each hand. If stigmata was occurring, the cuts would be on your wrists, where the nails pierced Christ. Also, no bike accident would be involved.
    Are you intentionally giving bad info?

    This is the Catholic churches symbol for Stigmata.

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    This is probably the most famous person who suffered stigmatta. St. Pio

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    For the record I don't feel I suffer from stigmatta and my insane brain thinks Ryland is trolling me. This is probably the only thread possibly made here that could distract me from the horrible news a received today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Stigmata occurs suddenly, without warning, and hurts like hell. You would literally be feeling/sharing JCs crucifixion pain.

    Irrelevant if your cuts are in exactly the same place on each hand. If stigmata was occurring, the cuts would be on your wrists, where the nails pierced Christ. Also, no bike accident would be involved.

    Lol I've calmed today today but hey! A lot of people claim to have heard/seen god or visions...crazy shit like that...All i'm saying is I saw my palms and it even took me awhile to notice/google it and it was followed by WTF moments I pointed out. I'm by no means religious now but it was cool.

    Keep reading! Accidental human inflicted Stigmata is accepted by the Roman Catholics as real Stigmata. Also it mattered that it was my palms & not my wrists as I wouldn't of taken notice had it been my wrists...I didn't know either that it was his wrists not palms. What matters is if there is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_ecstasy upon immediate realization it can be real Stigmata, and there was...I was freaked out.

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    Ryles, did you know that most stigmatta is reported on a thursday...

    And everything is all cool by friday?

    I know I've read that somewere. I will find it.

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    Cliff notes:

    Ryland rode a bike
    Got blisters on his hands
    Searched the internet
    It's Stigmata

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    My 2nd post about it being no big deal date & time : Friday 4'oclock



    Crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
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    My 2nd post about it being no big deal date & time : Friday 4'oclock



    Crazy.
    Since you're going to die at 33 anyway, why don't you just kill yourself now?

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    Anonamoose is such breath of fresh faggot.

     
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    It's like you are trying to mimic Sonatine's terrible attributes while getting nowhere near replicating his superior characteristics.

    It's just terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Cliff notes:

    Ryland whacked off wildly and vigourously
    Got blisters on his hands
    Searched the internet
    It's Stigmata
    I suspect your original version was being way too polite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Anonamoose is such breath of fresh faggot.
    your obsession with me is adorable.

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    have you tried any miracles yet? start easy though maybe a little water walking, bush burning, small plague, win at poker. any one of those should do... worked for Negraneu you know.

    dude i have no doubt there is something up with you, just maybe get it checked out and make sure its not contagious.

    good luck and have fun. slay some bitches with your new title/status :RYGOD
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    Ryland don't play this off, you're probably a prophet. Forget the naysayers, relay god's message to us.


    Britney Griner posted a picture of where he over scratched his athletes foot infection, gross.
    I could of swore Druff said Britney gc is a tall black guy, ah w/e.
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    Get on the horn to the good Lord, then tell us who is going to win the ballgames today.

    Miracle enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Stigmata occurs suddenly, without warning, and hurts like hell. You would literally be feeling/sharing JCs crucifixion pain.

    Irrelevant if your cuts are in exactly the same place on each hand. If stigmata was occurring, the cuts would be on your wrists, where the nails pierced Christ. Also, no bike accident would be involved.
    Are you intentionally giving bad info?

    This is the Catholic churches symbol for Stigmata.

    Name:  480px-Lienz_-_Fanziskanerkirche_-_Außenansicht_-_Hände_mit_Stigmata.jpg
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    This is probably the most famous person who suffered stigmatta. St. Pio

    Name:  Padre-Pio-young.jpg
Views: 400
Size:  9.5 KB


    For the record I don't feel I suffer from stigmatta and my insane brain thinks Ryland is trolling me. This is probably the only thread possibly made here that could distract me from the horrible news a received today.
    That symbol appears on a plaque in a church somewhere, but it isn't an official symbol of anything. It's art that some old Italian dude made, is all.

    St Francis of Assisi is arguably more famous than Pio. He's a fucking saint; Pio was a phoney.

    From catholic.org:
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    Admittedly some googling will include hands (Wikipedia) as possible wound locations. That's incorrect. Christ was nailed through his wrists, so claiming stigmata any other location from finger tips to elbow is faggot.

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    Weird you reference St. Francis though. I'm done caring after this. I've always been told it was through the hands... and one foot not two. But in the church I grew up in it shows both feet nailed in the picture. Not sure why you are so hung up on semantics of something that can't be proven.

    But here's a faggot catholic message board.

    http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?p=4301781

    And here's what it says about your boy Francis.

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