HI JIMMY
JUST CALL ME TINE LITTLE BRO
YOU LIKE CANDY ?
ME TOO
YOU'RE SO TALL FOR A 7 YEAR OLD
YOU LIKE SKITTLES ?
DON'T BE NERVOUS LITTLE BUDDY
YOUR MOM SAID SHE WAS COMING TO PICK YOU UP
EVER BEEN TO THE ZOO ?
(SOUND OF DOOR LOCKING AND TIRES PEELING OUT)
OK JIMMY
YOUR MOM JUST CALLED , SHE SAID SHE IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE
CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING ?
(SOUND OF ZIPPER)
NO NO NO JIMMY ITS OK...DON'T BE SCARED LITTLE MAN
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
DON'T BE NERVOUS LITTLE BUDDY
COME ON OVER HERE AND GIVE UNCLE SONATINE A HUG
OK NOW COME A LITTLE CLOSER....
YOU'LL HAVE HAIR THERE TOO SOON LITTLE BUDDY
OK NOT SO FAST
UNCLE SONATINE LIKES IT NICE AND SLOW
AHHHHH THATS IT JIMMY
Why doesn't Jimmy try to run away?
JIMMY HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DAIRY QUEEN ?
YEA BUDDY ! ME TOO
YEA THAT LITTLE DRIBBLE THERE TASTES JUST LIKE VANILLA
ITS LIKE A SNOW CONE BUDDY
DONT BE SHY
pop quiz; has anyone seen a meltdown bigger than this since chernobyl?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
After reading this thread I'm so fucking jealous of klownbuster.
WOW DUDE WERENT YOU AWAKE AT LIKE 630 AM TROLLING ME ? LOL
HOLY FUCK GROW A BRAIN LITTLE BOY
MUCH MORE TO LIFE OUT THERE
JESUS CHRIST WHAT A BRAINLESS KNOB ROFL HOLY SHIT
SO SAD
TINE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE HIS COLLECTION OF STUDDED BUTTPLUGS DOESN'T GET JACKED
YOU GUYS SHOULD HOOK UP
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND - THREAD MAKES ME FEEL UNEASY AND SHOULD BE LOCKED FOR 24 HR COOL OFF PERIOD
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