Druff you go first
Druff you go first
I'm genuinely interested to hear about Todd's worst 'hard luck' story
like maybe when he was really backed into a corner living out of a tent in the backyard overnight as an 8 year old...
then the mosquitoes came out and the whole outdoor experience became slightly unsavory
hmmmmm thread not delivering.
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
only trolling a little bit
but I'm serious about hearing about a tough time in Todd's life
genuinely interested
Chaps take your lips off Druffs balls for once in your Canadian life holy fuck man
Chaps is always there to cup Todd's balls like a loyal slave gathering cupfuls of water in the Sahara desert
oh gosh sorry!! I purged my college entrance application essay just yesterday -- it was on papyrus
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
If Todd and I were the same blood type, and he needed blood to survive, I'd chop my cock off to donate as much as possible.
so in other words...
you have nothing to offer whatsoever
par for the course folks
Grenada Roger offering zero substance or memorable content
one of the most boring and unforgettable posters ever
back to sleep slappy
I could, but all my tragedies are owed to Boris on an exclusive contract.
Got married in nursing school. Doc always said would be difficult for me to get pregnant so didn't worry about birth control. Voila pregnant in one month. I developed toxemia in 9th month and was ordered to bedrest. My blood pressure was skyhigh and my feet swelled triple their size. I had 2 mos of school left and we were broke as fuck. I went to school anyways of course psych rotation. Cried all the fucking time worrying about baby and bills. I had her emergency c section on a Monday, developed pneumonia and had to be back at school the following Monday or had to postpone graduation a semester. I left Hosp ama wed with a colicky baby and was back at school 5 days later. That next month was hell.
Never had another kid.
Mexico ain't got shit on West Linn, Oregon
Yeah, but where's the adversity?
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Tough month, but you get to guilt the kid for a lifetime. Coinflip.
Druff: "It was April 17th 1984 starting at 7.26am that morning. I was to be Mitzva'd
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excellent
In 2007, a very dedicated forum troll showed up on a site I frequented and obsessively harassed me there. Tried several attempts to make truces with him, but none of them lasted, as he would inevitably break it after a night of Beam and Red Bull pot. The situation persisted for 7 years.
Finally in 2014 I made what was supposed to be a final truce and unbanned his account on my forum. Things were peaceful for awhile, but then he started trolling my posts again with increasing frequency.
Had urges to ban him and be done with it, but learned from seven years of adversity that I was better off just leaving him be and not escalating the situation.
Still, I'm only human and sometimes lapse, and end up responding to some of his trolling.
A story of human triumph and tragedy.
i once won a 10 man sng w/ only 40 chips left...also did it w/ 60 chips.
I get the same line from my Docexcellent
some Ethiopian double charged me for my cold-pressed kale shack at Whole Foods the other day.
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