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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Probably because it's fucking lame like every other place that he used to live.
    :nailedit

    correct me if I'm wrong....but don't you live in Detroit ?

    yes living on the beach in Ensenada totally sucks ass

    really looking forward to the next expose' about your warped sexual tendencies gagging on ex-dudes with prolapsed post-op vaginas
    Reading comprehension you fucking gimp. I wrote that Rosarito is fucking lame since you no longer live there.

    Of course Ensenada will be "fucking rad" until you move away from there unexpectedly as well.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If Marty is still alive and in good standing on PFA by the 2015 WSOP, I will personally organize a PFA stake for him to play the WSOP Seniors Event. It will be his first year being old enough to qualify.
    Druff really thought he was dead. No way Druff doesn't ban Marty before the 2015 WSOP now, hence the "in good standing" disclaimer
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
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    :nailedit

    correct me if I'm wrong....but don't you live in Detroit ?

    yes living on the beach in Ensenada totally sucks ass

    really looking forward to the next expose' about your warped sexual tendencies gagging on ex-dudes with prolapsed post-op vaginas
    Reading comprehension you fucking gimp. I wrote that Rosarito is fucking lame since you no longer live there.

    Of course Ensenada will be "fucking rad" until you move away from there unexpectedly as well.

    I apologize for paying very little attention you your last post (or any of your posts for that matter)

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    sorry to disappoint the people who thought I was dead LOL

    fucking retards get a life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    I apologize for paying very little attention you your last post (or any of your posts for that matter)
    Yet you still took the time to respond. Just like a good little tilt monkey.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    creepy fucking tranny loving demented loser, get the fuck out of this thread you sick freak

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    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    I was gonna write a new thread about my move to Ensenada, but don't feel like it now

    that was gonna be my first play today when I finally got interwebs back after waiting 8 days...to update you fools

    keep speculating now

    long live the circle of trust

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I was gonna write a new thread about my move to Ensenada, but don't feel like it now

    that was gonna be my first play today when I finally got interwebs back after waiting 8 days...to update you fools

    keep speculating now

    long live the circle of trust
    OK.

    Tyde's next move: Sona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I was gonna write a new thread about my move to Ensenada, but don't feel like it now

    that was gonna be my first play today when I finally got interwebs back after waiting 8 days...to update you fools

    keep speculating now

    long live the circle of trust
    Lol. Is that our punishment for upsetting the great Jewdonk? You really think anyone gives a fuck about you? The reason everyone wants to see pictures and hear about your new place is to make fun of you.

     
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I was gonna write a new thread about my move to Ensenada, but don't feel like it now

    that was gonna be my first play today when I finally got interwebs back after waiting 8 days...to update you fools

    keep speculating now

    long live the circle of trust
    OK.

    Tyde's next move: Sona.

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    Wow, look at that beautiful water view. Tyde living the life

     
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    lol @ trolls

    keep on keepin' on with your mundane and empty lives

    not to be a downer, but wow what the fuck is wrong with you pricks ?

    lighten up on the incessant negative vibes

    so sorry your boring lives suck n-word cock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol @ trolls

    keep on keepin' on with your mundane and empty lives

    not to be a downer, but wow what the fuck is wrong with you pricks ?

    lighten up on the incessant negative vibes

    so sorry your boring lives suck n-word cock
    Lol you are so fucking delusional. Yes, we all lead boring and empty lives. You on the other hand, lead a very exciting life. Skipping town every few months because you can't afford to pay rent on the trashy apartments you live in. You have no real friends, only internet friends....and even they laugh at you. People fake interest in your life because they love to see what a train wreck it is.....it makes them feel better about their own lives. You're a lonely old drunk. Alcohol is the only way you can forget what a failure you've become.

     
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
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    lol @ trolls

    keep on keepin' on with your mundane and empty lives

    not to be a downer, but wow what the fuck is wrong with you pricks ?

    lighten up on the incessant negative vibes

    so sorry your boring lives suck n-word cock
    Lol you are so fucking delusional. Yes, we all lead boring and empty lives. You on the other hand, lead a very exciting life. Skipping town every few months because you can't afford to pay rent on the trashy apartments you live in. You have no real friends, only internet friends....and even they laugh at you. People fake interest in your life because they love to see what a train wreck it is.....it makes them feel better about their own lives. You're a lonely old drunk. Alcohol is the only way you can forget what a failure you've become.

    lol so funny how you took a 3 month hiatus from this site because there was no content surrounding me you white trash undereducated fuck

    post some more pics of your slut girlfriends ass with messages for PFA and trying to convince yourself you have a semi-meaningful life living in shitbag suburbia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Lol you are so fucking delusional. Yes, we all lead boring and empty lives. You on the other hand, lead a very exciting life. Skipping town every few months because you can't afford to pay rent on the trashy apartments you live in. You have no real friends, only internet friends....and even they laugh at you. People fake interest in your life because they love to see what a train wreck it is.....it makes them feel better about their own lives. You're a lonely old drunk. Alcohol is the only way you can forget what a failure you've become.

    lol so funny how you took a 3 month hiatus from this site because there was no content surrounding me you patheti white trash undereducated fuck

    post some more pics of your slut girlfriends ass with messages for PFA and trying to convince yourself you have a semi-meaningful life living in shitbag suburbia
    Lol. Mommy still sending you checks because she feels bad your uncle molested you?

     
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    lol @ cmoney

    no I'm not dead or in a Mexican prison bro

    hof thread title

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    Glad to have you back.

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    Never thought you were dead Mort.

    Just wondering where your next adventure would take you.
    Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

    The problem with the world today is that nobody does anything based on principal anymore.

    If you reach your 80's, consider your life in overtime. Sudden death overtime.

    I'll never understand how swimmers get bitten by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

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    Glad you aren't dead, Tyde.

    I look forward to pictures from the new area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    Never thought you were dead Mort.

    Just wondering where your next adventure would take you.
    Eventually to Tierra Del Fuego the way things are going.
    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    2018: 4Dragons
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    2020: Covid19
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    2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.

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