You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

[gut]

Ground beef is perfectly fine cooked to any temp. If you get sick/are worried about getting sick from med. rare beef, that's just Darwinism clearly labeling you as one of the weak who will probably be dropped from the herd soon.

Just IMO.

[badguy23]

Fck the nerds My great uncle use to eat the shit raw with a tomato and some pepper. He was a mean old fucker hes dead now but he was like 84 when he died.

[WillieMcFML]

Fck the nerds My great uncle use to eat the shit raw with a tomato and some pepper. He was a mean old fucker hes dead now but he was like 84 when I MURDERED HIM.

#1: HCY?

#2: How much life insurance did you get on this one?

[badguy23]

Fck the nerds My great uncle use to eat the shit raw with a tomato and some pepper. He was a mean old fucker hes dead now but he was like 84 when I MURDERED HIM.

#1: HCY?

#2: How much life insurance did you get on this one?

I got 50 bucks and a garden. Yeb is here with me. Why do you ignore him on private chat.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

http://thugkitchen.com/


You are welcome

[PLOL]

I've done it again!

Directions:
* Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees
* Realize that there's no thing that comes in the pizza box that you can use to put the pizza on. (Make sure you're living in a household where you don't own a baking sheet)
* Flatten cardboard box that pizza came in and put pizza on that
* Google "Can you put cardboard in the oven"
* Rush over to oven and take pizza out
* Accidentally have the pizza slip off and fall on to the hot thingies at the bottom of your oven causing smoke to go everywhere (this is important as it'll give your pizza a nice burnt taste is weird places later)
* Fan your kitchen so fire alarm doesn't go off
* Find this weird pan that doesn't quite hold the pizza and put the pizza on that (the pizza will start off hovering over the bottom, but later will fall downwards)
* Wait 20 minutes
* PRESTO!
* Get on AIM and have OSA inform you that you can put your pizza directly in the oven
* Post pics on your twitter account (Tournament professional Doug Lee will now re-iterate what OSA has told you)
* Eat and Enjoy!

Optional: Later google "Is it okay to eat partially uncooked pizza"

[tommyt]

still not as bad as that hamburger shit

[badguy23]

I've done it again!

Directions:
* Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees
* Realize that there's no thing that comes in the pizza box that you can use to put the pizza on. (Make sure you're living in a household where you don't own a baking sheet)
* Flatten cardboard box that pizza came in and put pizza on that
* Google "Can you put cardboard in the oven"
* Rush over to oven and take pizza out
* Accidentally have the pizza slip off and fall on to the hot thingies at the bottom of your oven causing smoke to go everywhere (this is important as it'll give your pizza a nice burnt taste is weird places later)
* Fan your kitchen so fire alarm doesn't go off
* Find this weird pan that doesn't quite hold the pizza and put the pizza on that (the pizza will start off hovering over the bottom, but later will fall downwards)
* Wait 20 minutes
* PRESTO!
* Get on AIM and have OSA inform you that you can put your pizza directly in the oven
* Post pics on your twitter account (Tournament professional Doug Lee will now re-iterate what OSA has told you)
* Eat and Enjoy!

Optional: Later google "Is it okay to eat partially uncooked pizza"

lol u dont have a cookie sheet plol?

[PLOL]

I've done it again!

Directions:
* Pre-heat oven to 425 degrees
* Realize that there's no thing that comes in the pizza box that you can use to put the pizza on. (Make sure you're living in a household where you don't own a baking sheet)
* Flatten cardboard box that pizza came in and put pizza on that
* Google "Can you put cardboard in the oven"
* Rush over to oven and take pizza out
* Accidentally have the pizza slip off and fall on to the hot thingies at the bottom of your oven causing smoke to go everywhere (this is important as it'll give your pizza a nice burnt taste is weird places later)
* Fan your kitchen so fire alarm doesn't go off
* Find this weird pan that doesn't quite hold the pizza and put the pizza on that (the pizza will start off hovering over the bottom, but later will fall downwards)
* Wait 20 minutes
* PRESTO!
* Get on AIM and have OSA inform you that you can put your pizza directly in the oven
* Post pics on your twitter account (Tournament professional Doug Lee will now re-iterate what OSA has told you)
* Eat and Enjoy!

Optional: Later google "Is it okay to eat partially uncooked pizza"

lol u dont have a cookie sheet plol?

I never cook. I eat out pretty much every day. I don't even have plates. The most I'll do is heat up a frozen dinner in the microwave, and I'll just eat it out of the box.

[Beebs9Dizzle]

lol u dont have a cookie sheet plol?

I never cook. I eat out pretty much every day. I don't even have plates. The most I'll do is heat up a frozen dinner in the microwave, and I'll just eat it out of the box.

I'm pretty sure your fail just made my day.

[Muck Ficon]

lol u dont have a cookie sheet plol?

I never cook. I eat out pretty much every day. I don't even have plates. The most I'll do is heat up a frozen dinner in the microwave, and I'll just eat it out of the box.

I wouldn't even trust you using a microwave.

[badguy23]

lol u dont have a cookie sheet plol?

I never cook. I eat out pretty much every day. I don't even have plates. The most I'll do is heat up a frozen dinner in the microwave, and I'll just eat it out of the box.

I did this not to long ago with a California Kitchen Frozen pizza when i was on the lamb. Place didnt have any cookie sheets but the directions said to put the pizza in oven by itself. The shit started to drip like u said then i tried to save it only to burn my hand and put it in a smaller pan/dish thing were it collapsed. So it happens actually doesnt look that bad for what happened to it.

[lewfather]

chicken fajita burrito and quesadilla

[lewfather]

and I know you were wondering what I washed it down with? hecho en mèxico!!

[badguy23]

and I know you were wondering what I washed it down with? hecho en mèxico!!

Lew is that a throw back pepsi?? Your spread looks delicious I may have to sneak out of this Mickey D's and go find a Moe's or Taco Bell after seeing this. Thing that sux they have no internet at those places.

[WillieMcFML]

steak in a butter & beer pan sauce with sauteed sweet peppers and rice

[4Dragons]

and I know you were wondering what I washed it down with? hecho en mèxico!!

I call..

[lewfather]

got that crazy cheesy crust pizza from pizza hut today... wasn't that impressed.. seemed way to greasy to me...

gonna go ahead and give it 2 stars of 5... wouldn't recommend it tho...

[4Dragons]

Pho, from a local Thai place. Bowl as big as my head for $6.

[Faduniak]

steak in a butter & beer pan sauce with sauteed sweet peppers and rice

Dear Willie,

Step up your game