Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy is more than 10% high in that post.

And l.o.l at posting guarantees again.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahahaha, folks Winning Percentage doesn’t matter, Profit does derrrp!

And where are the imaginary white board-esque numbers from Chrissy’s delusional win? Here let me guess… Chrissy made 56,789 so far this month… on pace for $123,456 using his Sesame Street ABC - 123 make up numbers for profit system!

Funny that he went quiet for days since the 50k alleged loss and that imaginary 35k bet(which isn’t a Mitchygale bet since Chrissy doesn’t have 100k to his name much less a month)

Why doesn’t the Colt Dolt just use his Golden Goose, bet 100k and get that 85k back???

Oh right, he’s a deadbroke douchebag with a tiny, crooked dick and can’t afford to place any bets or show bet slips or win/loss statements cuz he’s a pussy!









I spy with his meth’d out red eye, a Charlie Brown Cocksucker Cosplay^^^

[1dollarboxcar]

i wonder how well the Elite Cum Guzzler Inner Circle Jerk Off Members realized how well the Mitchellgale betting system works when the Scrubbies swept the Oreos in Baltimore not too long ago...

[zealanddonk]

i wonder how well the Elite Cum Guzzler Inner Circle Jerk Off Members realized how well the Mitchellgale betting system works when the Scrubbies swept the Oreos in Baltimore not too long ago...

He now refers to them as clients, much in the same way a sex worker would.

[Pickleball]

The greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.

@ Zeal - I guarantee you that is exactly what Stacy has been saying for years!

[1dollarboxcar]

the Mitchellgale betting system works so great and guarantees profit so well that Christopher Mitchell lost all of his bankroll at his own master mind event and had to borrow $5k from Dave Pruett, lost that too and then kicked Dave out of the Elite Cum Guzzlers Inner Elite Circle Super Duper Club and never paid him back....

[1dollarboxcar]

the Mitchellgale betting system works so well, he thought he would show off live on YouTube, and proceed to lose 4 roulette spins in a row completely depleting his $1k bankroll in 5 minutes, and then cried about it for another 5 minutes.... where was his $50k bankroll that he claims to always carry in the casino with him???!!! LMAO

[The Boz]

Still trying to keep the guy in the public eye. Thanks to everyone who keeps providing the opportunities!

[Tellafriend]

The greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.

he has progressed to the vegas dave bullshit of guaranteed wins if you keep martingaling. he can't even create his own scams anymore.

[Pickleball]

The Bloat was mocking Michael Palmer when he told him that the Martingale never works and he should have done a Mitchellgale.
Christopher Mitchell takes the cake for slimeball of the year.

[zealanddonk]

The Bloat was mocking Michael Palmer when he told him that the Martingale never works and he should have done a Mitchellgale.
Christopher Mitchell takes the cake for slimeball of the year.

And if he had mitchellgaled he would have most likely lost his money quicker.

Chrissy really isnt good with the thinking.

Much like Chrissy's "brag" he won 22 bets, lost 12.

We know the Oreos were 3 in a row, how many other "bad streaks" did he have, and how many chums were put in a tight spot over it?

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Any chance we could limit the constant gay porn pics? I opened it up in public earlier, which would've been very awkward had somebody been behind me lol

[crudebar]

Pretty easy to scam the stupid with the Martingale----first you will always win a lot more than you lose and when u do go on that inevitable losing streak he can just pretend he is still doubling his bets after his chums have lost everything(they never need proof)

"Putting 500k on the Bluejays tonight!" "Hey it won i just recovered everything and made 1k profit, if u freakin idiots had followed me you would have been winners also, LOSERS!"

[TheRivers]

Get all your money out of the bank immediately folks. Turn it all into cash because you never know when there’ll be an outage and you won’t be able to get cash. Oh you don’t have much cash and need some? Well don’t worry…just pay Chrissy $999 per month and he’ll show you how to get more cash…unless of course the Microsoft outage also impacted Thrivecart…in which case you won’t be able to pay him…so go piss off.

[zealanddonk]

I watched Chrissy's nonsense clip that looks like he is reading off a teleprompter.

He has two slightly different versions.

He claims to be the king of cash, denounces cryptocurrencies and claims at the 26s mark "if you need fast cash, I am your Guy" as he plays with the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The second version has the same quote around the 36s mark, however it sounds like he is saying "God" but th captions say "guy".

Either way, lucky nonsense from the guy who would shit his pants if the casino's's's's were down for a day.

Good thing he wasnt playing on flying anywhere for a gaycation.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hurr hurr Steroids are bad folks, even though I LIED and said I was steroid free to sell my cheap, shitty, fitness books. If YOU do Steroids you're a Sinner folks! Just like poor people are Sinners for No Reason other than Chrissy can talk down to them!

Chopping up the post here as it is WAY too long and I don't even care to read after the line 1st 10 years he was "drug/steroid free"... COMPLETE LIE!

We know he was deflated off Roids as early as 2006 from the Chaos Men Photos where he was called "Ugly with Bad Hair and a Flat butt" by the Flamers in the comments section, lol!

Then for his not so triumphant return as the Colt Goat he clearly got his fat ass back on Roids in 2010 and became a Minute Man with a not so big load.

I'll touch this up later, just a bit jet lagged at the moment from my Vacation Paycation Staycation!







Ya think the other Mitchell sperm baby got that memo??? Or is old Drewbie headed for the same fate as his tub of lard elder brother?





The nonsense here goes on and on, if you feel like reading a post Chrissy likely stole from someone else's FB, feel free to view the original

https://www.facebook.com/christophermitchellthegoat

As Rivers mentioned he tried to get back on the Gas for like 9th time in 2021, and his bad heart and clogged arteries couldn't take the stress and he was hospitalized in that post where he talked about 7 dudes in towels standing over him...

This of course was not the FIRST time Chrissy had 7 dudes standing over him... Colt Life Baby!

[Jayjami]

What would happen to my wife and son if I died SUDDENLY from drugs?

Answer: They’d be much better off without a narcissistic scammer in their lives.

[BedWetterBettor]

What would happen to my wife and son if I died SUDDENLY from drugs?

Answer: They’d be much better off without a narcissistic scammer in their lives.

But but, they're his reason WHY!!!

WHY he did Gay Porn for 10 Years and then LIED about it on the Bible!

WHY he sold $7 Lead Funnels worth dog shit to suckers he LIED to about being a successful business owner!

WHY he made Stacy quit a 6 figure JOB so they could default on their Hyundai payment and LIE to the Repo man that "hurr hurr the checks in the mail!"

WHY he didn't let his non-verbal son attend School so he can learn motor skills, fundamentals, and social skills that will help him in life but chose to LIE about the evils of Public School and College Education!

WHY he had to spend 2K on his dentures instead of $200 on a bicycle for his son and LIED about getting him a train set!

WHY he had to run from NVB's hockey to practice and LIED about placing a bet, that went into the ether with the 50k on the Oreos and 35K on the Phillies!

WHY he had to LIE to Zach about being rich and successful, when he was just renting 6 month apartments annnnnnd renting a Lambo while claiming he OWNED those things to his idiotic followers so he can show Zachy how to become a millionaire from Zero by going to the casino with him

#ZACHTISM




Maybe his next distraction post should change from his REASON WHY... to his REASON TO LIE!!!


#ColtLiesBaby

[BedWetterBettor]

If you need more proof of the intelligence(or lack thereof) of one April 'One Brain Cell' Hill...

Here are her spelling and editing skills on Full Display... Hahahahahahaha!



Final result...



Another fine example of your $999 education from Prescott University!


"SAY NO RO DRUGS... FOLKS!!!"

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's idea of natural TRT involves illicit blowjobs.