Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

And sadly deleted already, most likely because Stace pointed out how stupid it was.

Hopefully someone copied or has it cached.

[1dollarboxcar]

And sadly deleted already, most likely because Stace pointed out how stupid it was.

Hopefully someone copied or has it cached.

[BedWetterBettor]

Since there is NO documentation of any bets equaling 35k, it is officially known that Chrissy LOST again and didn’t recover that 50k on the Oreos!





Only 5 months until the next Birthday Booty Bash, will Branko show or has he jumped ship already???





#Colt Life Baby

[BedWetterBettor]

"Hurr hurr Question everything folks!" - Chrissy 2024

"Chrissy why did we ALL lose 50k and 35k In 4 days??? Why did you ask ME for $5000 like you did to Dave???" - Branko

"Don't ask Questions!!! Just do what I say and pay me $999 for more picks, it's YOUR fault they LOST!!! You're just a jealous, dead broke hater!?!?!"



"Don't Believe Anything" - Chrissy 2024

"Folks, I made $666,666.66 in 6 months using 6 sports picks on my Lucky 6 Super Duper Stragedy! Just believe this FB post and picture of me from 2022 with Mr. Foster's Money Folks... God's Honest Truth!!!"





"Folks Casinos's's's CHEAT, Sports are RIGGED... so pay me $999 to learn how to beat them or suffer through listening to my LIES and Excuses why I ALWAYS LOSE!!!!"

[Tariq Reed]

"Hurr hurr Question everything folks!" - Chrissy 2024

"Chrissy why did we ALL lose 50k and 35k In 4 days??? Why did you ask ME for $5000 like you did to Dave???" - Branko

"Don't ask Questions!!! Just do what I say and pay me $999 for more picks, it's YOUR fault they LOST!!! You're just a jealous, dead broke hater!?!?!"

It gets worse...



It's like he's having a complete mental midget psychotic breakdown.

I guess this is a good way of weeding out the smart people from joining the chum club.

If you believe that Trump staged the assassination attempt and that 2 zeros on a roulette wheel are better than only 1, you are the perfect candidate for the chum club.

On the bright side, it appears that Christopher Mitchell is giving people permission to not believe his claims of big money wins and to demand that he show actual documentation and proof.

[zealanddonk]

Thats the weird thing.

Chrissy used to be anti-Biden, and Pro-Trump.

Chrissy used to include Trump in his big boy winners list that Chrissy must also belong to because he is also a big boy winner.

Chrissy really must be getting desperate at this point, or he's just taken more blows to the head.

Anyone know if Drew's "CNN" podcast has covered yesterday's events because I'm sure "God chanegd the direction of the bullet and killed someone else" is the type of hard hitting news that he's be balls deep into.


==edit==
And some Phillip dude just asked Chrissy why Chrissy thinks it was staged.
I'm picking that comment gets deleted, or "hurr hurr its obvious hurr hurr"

[Dan Druff]

Chrissy is a Trump fan, but beyond that he is a conspiratard.

So as much as he likes Trump, he would rather be the "smart conspiracy guy" pointing out that it was all a setup.

He's the genius, you're the sheep.

GOT TO RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN, FOLKS



FOLKS, YOU SHEEP ARE STUPIDLY WORKING DEAD END 9 TO 5 JOBS, WHILE I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS FOR MEN ON CAMERA AND DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP TO AN ALARM CLOCK. WHO IS THE SMART ONE HERE?

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

He's so fuckin retarded, he's really got that one personality flaw where your default state is to believe anything is a conspiracy until proven otherwise.. and even when proven otherwise, will continue to believe it's a conspiracy to avoid having to admit to being wrong.

It's actually so amusing to me that somebody this retarded managed to pull off a scam successfully enough that it's kept him afloat for multiple years now. It was the perfect scam for him in a way, because the only ones looking for roulette strategy videos are people who are just as retarded as he is.

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, 3 days have passed and No 35K bet tickets have been Cashed!

Documenting that Squirtstopher LOST those alleged bets and is so broke he pawned his dentures at the same store he sold the LoLex!

Here is the Documentation which beats Midget’s Conversation!!



Chrissy is of course to refute the irrefutable evidence above but since he’s too much of a Pussy, he won’t!

#Fraud Life Baby


Hahahahaha another fantasy post about non-existent 12k wins with no Documentation and just conversation from the Masturbating Midget!



Mostly ranting nonsense about his family is somehow superior because NVB is homeschooled. He even calls Public School “Indoctrination Camp” hahahahahahaha!

Too bad Chrissy flunked out that Indoctrination camp and had to Masturbate for Greasy old men on their cigarette burned, Pleather couches.



#Un-Indoctrinated Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

BWB missed the part or maybe Chrissy editted it, but Chrissy rambled that JOBs were created by.........The Devil!

Chrissy's recent conspiracy theory nuttery and now religious nuttery does not bode well for anyone in his bunker, or anyone trying to collect their debts.

[RMS9]

If any of you ladies and gentlemen are ever feeling like you’re not attractive. Like you’re fat, hopeless, and that nobody pays attention to you. Just know that your life is better than this Moo Cow, and that even on your worst ugly day, you look better than this snaggle tooth monkey.

[Pickleball]

BWB missed the part or maybe Chrissy editted it, but Chrissy rambled that JOBs were created by.........The Devil!

Chrissy's recent conspiracy theory nuttery and now religious nuttery does not bode well for anyone in his bunker, or anyone trying to collect their debts.

As Flip Wilson a comedian from the 60s and 70s used to say, "The devil made me do it!"


Chirssy hasn't deleted his idiotic sentence where he said that jobs were created by the devil. What kind of person could believe something so ludicrous?
Hey Mr. Bloat, if there were no jobs, where would you buy your food from? If Bubs was very ill, there would be no doctors to save him because doctors have jobs. Stacy would have had to pop Bubs out at home as there would be no hospitals. Since you believe that families should never be apart, you would have had to pull your baby boy out of Stacy's snatch and cut the umbilical cord? Do you regret that you didn't get to be the OB GYN?

Worst of all and I hope you read this you dumb ass, there would be no casinos if there were no jobs and your degenerate gambling would have never come to fruiton. Thus your gambling scam would never have existed.

Didn't the devil create gambling? What a pathetic waste of life this guy is.

Here is the sentence that I took a screen shot of 10 minutes ago.

[Dan Druff]

Yeah even though Stacy is gross, if she had a J-O-B, she would at least meet a straight male co-worker who enjoys sleeping with women. And she'd fuck the guy eventually and think, "Oh wow... I forgot what it's like to sleep with a heterosexual man! This is so nice!"

Then she would leave Chrissy's ass.

But if he keeps her locked at home with Bubs and takes the only car when he goes out, she never has that opportunity.

BLOAT LIFE BABY!

[Tellafriend]

the sheer number of posts this guy makes and then deletes. tight life goat.

[TheRivers]

Okay…so now the genius is saying that he’s only had three months in the last five years where he’s made less than 100K. This after have made a big deal in late 2021 of having made 100K for the first time (it’s even part of the famous Spencer Cornelia video). Amazing how it’s all out there for idiots to see yet these guys can’t grasp the inconsistency.

[BedWetterBettor]

BWB missed the part or maybe Chrissy editted it, but Chrissy rambled that JOBs were created by.........The Devil!

Chrissy's recent conspiracy theory nuttery and now religious nuttery does not bode well for anyone in his bunker, or anyone trying to collect their debts.

As Flip Wilson a comedian from the 60s and 70s used to say, "The devil made me do it!"


Chirssy hasn't deleted his idiotic sentence where he said that jobs were created by the devil. What kind of person could believe something so ludicrous?
Hey Mr. Bloat, if there were no jobs, where would you buy your food from? If Bubs was very ill, there would be no doctors to save him because doctors have jobs. Stacy would have had to pop Bubs out at home as there would be no hospitals. Since you believe that families should never be apart, you would have had to pull your baby boy out of Stacy's snatch and cut the umbilical cord? Do you regret that you didn't get to be the OB GYN?

Worst of all and I hope you read this you dumb ass, there would be no casinos if there were no jobs and your degenerate gambling would have never come to fruiton. Thus your gambling scam would never have existed.

Didn't the devil create gambling? What a pathetic waste of life this guy is.

Here is the sentence that I took a screen shot of 10 minutes ago.

Sorry folks, been on my Non-Staycation Vacation Paycation for a week now, one of the perks from my Dead End JOB…

Didn’t Squirtstopher just say Poor People are Sinners?

But now he claims people with JOBS are working something created by the Devil? So does this mean THOSE people are sinning by working their JOBS???

And if they work a JOB, they would have money and are thus No Longer Poor, correct? So are all those POOR folks absolved of their Sins???

Oh tell us great Pastor Prescott!!! Why have you forsaken thee???

Just another contradiction from the Masturbating Midget, just like his current post today. He goes back to the claim of losing $500K in his first 6 months gambling, Even though 2 months ago he changed the story to claim he Lost OVER a million dollars gambling… Complete Lie!

Now he claims he ONLY had 3 months in the last 5 years where he didn’t make 100K plus…

Hold on for the Laughfest of Lies from the Bloat!





So now he claims there are only 3 months where he didn’t make over 100k…

Jan 2020 - Had the Hyundai repossessed on Feb. 5 2020, meaning he did not make the payments for the prior 3 Months… You’re telling me someone who made 100k or anything close to that couldn’t afford a measly $200 car payment for 3 months???

Feb 2020 - Lost 74k

March 2020 - Couldn’t afford to buy a house and begged Mr. Foster to co-sign on the Affinity Condo lease

August 2020 - Allegedly made 78k using a Flat Bet Stragedy in 30 days despite only playing 14 times and being called out on it to the point he had to run and make a video about how “he meant 30 sessions”…

Jan 2021 - Birthday Booty Bash where he “Left his bankroll at home”…

Feb/March 2021 - Begged Mr. Foster to co-Sign on the Lexus, certainly if he cleared 100k in the preceding month(s) he wouldn’t need a loan, let alone his Sugar Daddy to co-sign for one?

Oct 2021 - He “retired” from Gambling(the first time, lol) and was no longer selling his Baccy Stragedies! Meaning he didn’t play and couldn’t have possibly made 100k as most “retired” people don’t!

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As Rivers pointed out above, Chrissy was going to Cry in that laughable video he made when he was “on pace to make 100k for the first time”… Would be a nice YT video to splice that with the post I saved above! PM me if you need the original version!

We’ve already found double the amount of months and we haven’t even gotten to 2022 folks. That’s not including such highlights as the NDA debacle, the Tampa Booty Boat Bash disaster, the Chicago Greet n Toss Masturr Mind, and the fire sale of the Lexus and LoLex so Chrissy could put a down payment on the Lease to the Chevy Tahoe!

All things he wouldn’t need to do if he was making over 100k in the months before and after, but hey what do I know, I’m just jealous of a Masturbating Midget who doesn’t own a house , a Rolex, real teeth, hair, commoner sense, a college degree, a clean criminal record, a guilt-free past and needs a loan for a car that costs 73K MSRP…



#Fraud Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

If only he had legitimate bank statements or other records to verify any of his nonsense.


This also goes against the recent "fork" in the "first time I made $10k I was set" story where he claimed to burn off $1m by losing 100x $10k bankrolls AFTER the Stace in the shitter miracle $10k bankroll story.

===edit===

Also, despite telling his chums to only aim for 3% a day and not be greedy, Chrissy would still need of at least $100k [gross minimum estimate] to pull able to pull off $100k/month.
Assuming he won every day and didnt spend anything on his family, pay taxes and the like.

So, conservatively he would have to have either a lot of smaller months leading up to $100k/month or he just went degen balls deep big boy bets that won.
That and his l.o.l 200+ member $99/month chums club he fucked away, and the real earner at that time, BOL affiliate money.

Remember when Chrissy claims to have 7 businesses, including his colouring in book, and a team of lawyers.

PFA remembers.

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy with a "new" post asking why so many people are idiots....

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy's fake fantasy land first half of July results are in folks, i'll let @BWB tear it apart, if he can't get to it in awhile i will post the fake documentation later....

[Pickleball]

The greatest sports handicapper in the world is back at it again.
Incidentally The Bloat claims that a successful handicapper wins between 52% and 55% of their bets. The stooge doesn't know that if you win 52% of your bets based on the vig you will lose money.