Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Rivers did a good job pointing out the stupidity in today's video.


3) He calls out the Asian community at the last minute of the video for playing all day at Baccy tables, calling them crazy idiots. Let's put aside the fact this retard was proven to sit in 90 minute traffic to place bets in the AM and spent 13 hours at Rivers to cash them out after 10PM the same day. What this midget moron doesn't realize is many of the Asian players at Baccarat are earning MASSIVE comps and player points that would put his pitiful comps to shame.

They will literally coordinate with one another, hand off chips under the table, and not so subtly bet BOTH sides of Baccy to earn those comps and give the appearance of losing. All the while, their co-conspirator betting on the other side and seemingly winning, just hands them back their money. So what this so called Professional Gambling Expert doesn't realize is, they're actually utilizing REAL advantage play tactics to get free rooms, suites, meals, show tickets and massive free play offers with Little to No Losses at all. Meanwhile, this Masturbating, Bald fat ass is Losing his ass and trying to keep the charade that he's winning.

I wonder if this is what he was doing at that chums club meet up (last year?) where he got them kicked out of the casino for cheating and Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he wasnt cheating, the casino was cheating waaaaaa

Even if he wasnt actually doing that, given how goofy him and his crew look, and generally how annoying they would be, it wouldnt be surprising if this was the reason given.

Also, not sure what Circa casino is, I assume an off-strip low end place that Chrissy has to go to.

[BedWetterBettor]

Rivers did a good job pointing out the stupidity in today's video.


3) He calls out the Asian community at the last minute of the video for playing all day at Baccy tables, calling them crazy idiots. Let's put aside the fact this retard was proven to sit in 90 minute traffic to place bets in the AM and spent 13 hours at Rivers to cash them out after 10PM the same day. What this midget moron doesn't realize is many of the Asian players at Baccarat are earning MASSIVE comps and player points that would put his pitiful comps to shame.

They will literally coordinate with one another, hand off chips under the table, and not so subtly bet BOTH sides of Baccy to earn those comps and give the appearance of losing. All the while, their co-conspirator betting on the other side and seemingly winning, just hands them back their money. So what this so called Professional Gambling Expert doesn't realize is, they're actually utilizing REAL advantage play tactics to get free rooms, suites, meals, show tickets and massive free play offers with Little to No Losses at all. Meanwhile, this Masturbating, Bald fat ass is Losing his ass and trying to keep the charade that he's winning.

I wonder if this is what he was doing at that chums club meet up (last year?) where he got them kicked out of the casino for cheating and Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he wasnt cheating, the casino was cheating waaaaaa

Even if he wasnt actually doing that, given how goofy him and his crew look, and generally how annoying they would be, it wouldnt be surprising if this was the reason given.

Also, not sure what Circa casino is, I assume an off-strip low end place that Chrissy has to go to.

Doubtful, for a few reasons.

1) There were at least 6 Chums there and I would think all or most were playing to "Win". Of course with Squirtstopher, even when you Lose, you Learn... so hurr hurr it's like Winning!!??!? But seriously, they would not Travel across the country, in freezing Chicago weather (Jan 2023) just to play a Game of Hedge the Bets with Chrissy. He obviously hypes these things up like it's the Greatest Show on Earth (probably like he did those Chaos Men Squirting DVDs not long ago!) and the Chums show expecting to win their travel and membership fees back PLUS the extortion fee he charges them to attend annnnnnnnnnnd win Untold Riches on top of everything.

Only for him to severely disappoint them with his midget moron masturbation Martingaling and when they lose, he's proven he doesn't know how to act.

2) Although I made it seem very simple in my OP, it is a bit more complex than merely handing off chips to another player under the table and letting them bet opposite yours to Hedge it. They have to keep track of which player card is getting rated the highest, but not make it OBVIOUS that it's the ONLY player card placing big bets. They need to calculate how much time to put on one card, before switching it to another one and not getting noticed. No Way Chrissy and his merry band of idiots would keep track of time logged on ONE card and then switch to another. And since these chums are only playing for a day or two, they would not benefit at all from pulling this AP scheme. In fact, they would probably sit there and question Chrissy as to why they would even bother doing this if he could just win EVERY SINGLE DAY... 99% of the time like he promised them in all those Losing Skype Live Play sessions?


Being that it's been 5 months since his last Chums club Booty Bash, and he always used to proclaimed the Next One is Going to the BIGGEST, BESTEST and MOST AMAZING one ever, I'm betting the little Squirt must have quite the shindig planned for last remaining chums like Hoa Le and Branko!



Drag Bingo Night Cum Bum Booty Bash in August!

[1dollarboxcar]

i wonder if at least we are gonna see a $200 winning sports bet slip today....??? )))))))))

edit: he can't show anything.... cause he went 0-5 today !!! LMAO LMBO... ))))))

[BedWetterBettor]

i wonder if at least we are gonna see a $200 winning sports bet slip today....??? )))))))))

edit: he can't show anything.... cause he went 0-5 today !!! LMAO LMBO... ))))))

You may be right, another Big upset day where many favorites Lost. Namely teams Chrissy always bets on and brags when they win!



The Colt Dolt can’t squirt out a winning day! Maybe he can call on his Seven Dwarves to give him some Winning sports picks or Keno winning strategies???



Chrissy will probably implore this tactic... again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...ture=emb_title

Old Bird Brain did a 1 hour Live stream and had ONE comment from it. Lol!



He’s pretty much a Lock for the role of Dopey!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

Tariq Reed: at 34:25 in Birdbrain's video, he says that "MyBookie" gave him $10 credit and he has grown it to $130. Woohoo! With a dreamy wishful look in his eyes, he then states that he would like to grow it to $1,000 and calls that "Goat Life". Kind of sad.

now that's funny !!!

[zealanddonk]

BWB posted this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...ture=emb_title

Its about a scammer having 200 happy chums.

This just shows how lazy and stupid Chrissy really is.
He could have stuck with selling $200/month packages, have 200 chums, make $40k a month, pay his $10k rent, lose $20k* a month gambling, and still have $10k left to eat, pay bills and fuck around with.

By making the monthly mastermind events exclusive and making the chums pay for it, he could have kept the gravy train on the tracks for years.

But no, dealing with people was too much work.


*He could even just limit himself to $700 a day sports betting to "prove the concept" to his chums and still not lose the entire $20k/month.

This also doesnt assume any affliate money he'd be making, but given he has 100% and 99% winning Baaaacky and Spinnny strategies his happy chums would be winning and not losing.

[Phantom Limb]

New vid for ZD or others to pick apart.

One funny thing in the first 15 minutes (at the 11:25 mark): This dumbass dildo apparently thinks being "in cahoots" means disagreeing.

Have at it, folks...

(I almost skipped it thinking it was an old one from FB but it appears to be new)

EDIT: he actually thinks the casino swaps out the roulette dealer when he walks up. As if that makes the least bit of difference in spinny...

[Phantom Limb]

"The probability of me winning was very high"

No. The probability of you winning or losing did not change from one spin to the next at spinny. You are an idiot.

This vid is very good (meaning ultra retarded).

[TheRivers]

The level of delusion in today’s video has gone to a place that is hard to fathom…even for Christopher Mitchell.

[1dollarboxcar]

hey folks, just downloaded todays video and about ready to watch this nonsense.... but if you guys wouldn't mind helping out with my next video please....

i will be searching also... but what i need is .... videos in which he says " i show my sports bet results everyday " or something like that... the more the better... please leave the link and the timestamp in which he says this... that would help a lot in curbing the time to do this... TIA

[Forum Wars]

Today's video is the most delusional we've seen "Mr. Mitchell" in a while. No one at the casino exec level gives a shit about him except that he's a way to pull $ for the casino in multiple different ways...

The only reason the casinos would talk about and watch "Mr. Mitchell" is if they don't want to be associated with his scams.

[donkey]

I appreciate all the reviews and breakdown of Squirtstopher's videos. Been 2+ years since I sat through one of his nonsense scam videos. Recommend not spending to much on these and focus more on reaching out to her(Squirstohper) followers (facebook/meta, Instagram, and YouTube) plus possibly alerting the Casinos if you see any misconduct(hosts)/welfare checks(security). You will be surprised on the impact this has vs reviewing his videos.

Doing video reviews is basically training him so he can use that to twist a new secret and secrete even more fool proof winning systems.

Continue with the video parodies, they are on point!

-d

[zealanddonk]

Today's nonsense is 40 minutes long and unfortunately I have meetings as part of my j.o.b so it may be a few hours beforre I get to it.

Hopefully Chrissy reveals his secret to not being distracted by attractive women (though, Detective Druff is all over that one based on Chrissy's past).

[zealanddonk]

The level of delusion in today’s video has gone to a place that is hard to fathom…even for Christopher Mitchell.

Related to this, Chrissy has a FB post about God, with Chrissy and NVB down by a river.

Wouldnt be a surprise if there is a quick round of "the first born" but at least thats good news for Andrew and he seems to be the least stupid of "the mitchell generation".

[zealanddonk]

In a rare move, I'm watching Chrissy's nonsense before reviewing it.

Suffice it to say Chrissy looks very tired.

It would be very easy to imagine Chrissy would be doing "Aliens are real, they anally probed me for 4 hours* last night" videos if he could make money from those videos.
*The aliens only wanted to probe for 2 hours but Chrissy kept begging.


21m Chrissy tells a story about a large breasted woman bumping into him

22m 10s- 22m 14s Chrissy claims its the God's honest truth and his wife was there

How many other times has she gone gambling with him or watched him?
And obviously where was NVB when all this nonsense was happening?

Review will be out in about 4 hours but this gets the rare
"watch this if you think you'll need evidence against a lawsuit from Chrissy" or "I need a laugh at complete idiocy today".

[1dollarboxcar]

and Krissy took down the FB post where he is begging God to help him... lol

[1dollarboxcar]

i got a new video out... i'm gonna call him out every single day of him not showing his results on sports betting.... they are gonna be short and sweet...

[BedWetterBettor]

The Hilarity of Today's Stupidity Shalt Last us a Lifetime and Provide Endless Laughter Forever and Ever... AMEN!!!

Gonna have some fun with this and I'll TRY to leave some meat on the Bone for ZD!

1) The squirt looking rather dejected and defeated from failing in another one of life's schemes, is constantly looking down and reading off a Script. Perhaps it was one he wrote 6 months ago??? He proceeds to tell us that Living the Life of a High Roller Gambler is Difficult and Stressful, despite the fact that just 2 weeks ago he was gloating about having such a great and stress free life with the freedom to take naps, walk on public beaches and Fly coach... ya know, like ONLY millionaires can do!?!?!

Chrissy constantly sighs and gasps for Air, almost as if he's about to hyper ventilate and collapse from eating nothing but junk food for 2 weeks, the same two weeks he was asking for accountability... let that sink in!

He tells us he's having health and breathing problems, good thing he doesn't work at one of those Dead end, 9-5 jobs that provide Health and Medical Insurance coverage for less than $1 a day!!! He DEFINITELY made the wise choice blowing that kind of security and peace of mind off to walk around smoke filled casinos trying to escape the desert heat annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd spending 5 minutes in casinos hoping to make $50 each time and wipe out the $21,000 LOST donking off Marty bets on favorites that Lose every other game! Goat Life Folks!!!

Blah blah blah, I stay in fancy suites (yup like the one he filmed from Only the doorway to hide the rest of the room), get picked up in Limos (like the one we saw take Chrissy to Bellagio to get NVB his smoothie and save them from walking around in the heat for 20 minutes a week ago?) and eat the finest meals (the same ones that now causes a fat, ex-Gay porn star to have breathing problems?) What a Life folks, where can I sign up to live this life of fraudulence??


Chrissy starts to get extremely dry-mouthed after telling us the same old story of selling his cars(no longer Lexus cars) and taking out payday loans (once $800 for that Miracle Win Witnessed By Stacy now $2500 because... story time needs more lies!)

He takes a long deep sigh after saying Stacy was *this close* to divorcing him, almost as if that applies to his current situation more than an old one. He stares off into space to give time to prepare his next Lie. This of course makes him emotional thinking about "dark times"... *Cue the Crocodile Tears* Must have been that one day Leroy was on set of College Swim Team No Suits Required for a special Deleted Scene with one Kyle Adams Prescott...

He grabs his pile of stolen money to comfort and calm him, like a baby getting his pacifier, and claims he lost 50K 10 times in less than 10 minutes. But since his NEW new strategy gives him a whopping $1000 in 5 minutes, he should be able to beat that Negative expectation ANY day now folks... let that sink in!

Then we get reminded how God told him to ONLY bet on sports and betting table games was Dumb... this is immediately followed with "I play Baccy and Spinny Almost... ALMOST every day!" So that proclamation of only playing for fun and giving up table games from 4 weeks ago was just a Complete Lie or did Vegas run out of Big Boobied Bimbos this month?

Speaking of Bimbos, he tells us how Stacy gave him the ultimatum to stop gambling or she's gone, which miraculously changed to "Ok, I'll support you after watching you risk our last $800 to win a Massive $50 profit!" and then seemingly the point emerges. Folks, you need to have your Spouse or significant other SUPPORT you in order for this Gambling strategy to work!!! Forget about having the right mindset, not being greedy, rebuking Satan and spending 5 minutes or less in a casino. NOW the REAL Secret Sauce is, your SPOUSE has to believe in this bullshit for it to work! He also says if you're "in cahoots, in disagreement" however Einstien Jr. might wanna use a Light Bulb and look up the definition of "Cahoots".

Because we all know that couples that Gamble together NEVER have arguments, money problems or addictive behavior that affects ANYONE around them like Children and friends!!!

Then begins the Ocean's Eleven story of how the Casino monitored Little Kyle walking in, placing his bets and did all their voodoo trickery to Prevent him from winning. Much like Rick Lee and his Fiancee did in Biloxi, and Dave Pruett, April Hill and the other Elite Chums distracted him in Chicago, causing him to lose. Chrissy now has to blame Casino employees BEHIND the scenes for his losses! Because we know they Always affect the odds and make Negative expectation games Losing bets with their sorcery! These eye in the sky fellows must have also placed the Weeping Widow in Bellagio and the Young kid who asked Chrissy and Stacykins to "Pray for Him" so that Chrissy could not get to the Baccy table in time to place his bet and win that day! They also are "in Cahoots" with Betonline and placed those pesky hater dealers Janice and Anita during the infamous Day 29 Epic Loss where Back to Back Green Zeros destroyed the Colt Goat.

This might be the secondary point of this nonsense. Someone may have been there or witnessed him losing and like all the other big losses, he has to excuse it with some horse shit like this.

More lies and nonsense about Pit bosses saying "Mr. Mitchell is wanking off at the Baccy table." Of course even if this was true, there's NO way another human being could have the first or last name Mitchell? Then the Bloat states "Whenever he buys in, the phone rings and magically a new dealer shows up at Spinny. Because there's NO way an hour and 20 minutes have passed since the other dealer dealt or even that it could be another dealer's table and the current dealer was relief. NOPE no way folks!

Everything revolves around Chrissy, Everyone is there to distract, bother, irritate or otherwise inconvenience the Colt Dolt. When Chrissy walks thru Airport security, Homeland Security is Immediately alerted and Command Central says "Eyes on Chrissy!" I think he was looking for his tin foil hat at this point!

We then get treated to the Big Boobied Blonde Playboy Model story. I guess since Chrissy is familiar with Nude spreads and how destitute people who pose for nudey mags are, he can attest to the notion that these derelicts will do ANYTHING for money... right Squirt?

Apparently she was soooo tall that her boobs hit Chrissy in the shoulder and face at the same time! He was mortified that a Woman rubbed her lady parts on him, he was left speechless and gobsmacked. God's honest truth folks, or she has as space between her boobs bigger than JC fit's Top Client Jasmine? Shoutout to Jasmine Tame and Corbin Fisher!

So because Boobarella bumped into Chrissy, he was somehow paralyzed with fear and disgust that he couldn't raise his fat fingers and place a random bet on a random spinning wheel that just go a new dealer. The same new dealer that was called in from an Elite Assassination Squad to Murder Chrissy at the roulette table, but of course because Kyle knows how to beat Math, it's no problem! Just ask Anita, Janice, Emily, and 'Jose' from last year's leaked Chum's club live play video. Shout out to Bird Brain!

Then comes the hurr hurr gambling is stressful and hard, but pay me to make it easy for you. Except when we lose, then all of a sudden it's hard again and I'll lecture you about how Losing is Good because you're LEARNING folks... let that sink in. Of course the stress that comes with that Learning is terrible, but when you win, it's super duper awesome because you didn't have to sit in traffic and go to work. *Cut to Chicago highway video*

And sports betting is great, fantabulous and amazering because people are predictable. But since you're not in control, you should play games like Baccy and Spinny where YOU control the outcome of gravity and - EV because hurr durr you can sit out hands, decide which casino you play at(which of course affects the same exact table game) how much you are betting(because the cards and Ball KNOW how much you bet and act accordingly) and leave the table when they Use the Bat Phone to call in the dealer version of Bane!

But sports betting is bad because once you place the bet, you're no longer in control, 28:04 mark, I just bet $21,000 and won on the Braves (as DollarBoxCar stated the Braves lost last night, so this video was recorded on Saturday night or it's a COMPLETE LIE!) He says thankfully they won, but had they lost there's nothing he can do. Well that should go in the pantheon of brilliant sayings like "Buy Low, Sell High" and "The Best offense is a good Defense!" Captain Obvious Chrissy would then tell us that you can't predict the cards in the shoe or where the ball lands... Where have we heard this before???


Chrissy then tells us he wins about... 95ish% of the time... let that sink in! I'm guessing like the Millionaire Blueprint, making up arbitrary numbers and then changing them to to fit a new set of lies is the path to get rich? Maybe Zachy Trust The Process Jones can fill us in on those details? He should be well on his journey from 0 to a million at the casino, right folks?

30 minute mark, Chrissy admits he was a dead broke Uber driver driving a Hyundai Accent 5 years ago... Guess Lexus and Hyundais are considered the same thing in Ohio? or does he not consider That the car he "sold" because it was repossessed .... TWICE!!!


****Lexus License Plate Cameo at 31:00**** No sight of the Leased Chevy Tahoe? Did Sugar Daddy Foster take the Keys to the Tahoe back, like he took the Lexus back?

Chrissy then tells us he wins Every day because he BELIEVES it. I wonder if he Believed it on New Years Eve betting against OSU or at the OSU game where he left in tears? He believed in burning his jersey that day! Did he believe it during Game 7 in Boston or when the Celtics played the Heat, or did was he not a B-eliever in B-eantown???

It then spirals down into "wahhhhhh my Daddy beat me and abused me" and "booo hooo 99% of my chums lost and quit cuz they're dead broke, had they kept paying me they would've won $50 while losing thousands from my scam!"

It gets worse as he says "you douchebags played it safe, went to college got a good job, have health insurance and financial security while I wanked my little baby peen for $200" so I'm smarter than you because look at me now, running from rental to rental every 6 months and begging for $299 faster than a minute man squirts a Big load!"

That's why you're dead broke and watching this video... Yea, couldn't possibly be that everyone is Laughing at the Gay porn midget making a fool of himself for the 999th time! He also tells us that 99% of the people say that casinos always win, but hurr hurr if you join the 1% of idiots that believe the opposite, you're Smarterer and qualify to be an Elite Masturbator Chum!

More ranting about how he doesn't need friends, he does this on his own. Even his wife is NOT with him 99% of the time, even though They do EVERYTHING together all day every day... let that sink in!

So if you want to be successful do things BY YOURSELF! don't let people, family, friends and social settings distract you from placing a bet on red or black. Just like if you want to be successful in Porn, do Solo Masturbation flicks for Gay Porn Nation as those dead broke douchebags like Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson were idiots for doing straight porn and NEVER made it!

[Tariq Reed]

In a rare move, I'm watching Chrissy's nonsense before reviewing it.

Suffice it to say Chrissy looks very tired.

It would be very easy to imagine Chrissy would be doing "Aliens are real, they anally probed me for 4 hours* last night" videos if he could make money from those videos.
*The aliens only wanted to probe for 2 hours but Chrissy kept begging.


21m Chrissy tells a story about a large breasted woman bumping into him

22m 10s- 22m 14s Chrissy claims its the God's honest truth and his wife was there

How many other times has she gone gambling with him or watched him?
And obviously where was NVB when all this nonsense was happening?

Review will be out in about 4 hours but this gets the rare
"watch this if you think you'll need evidence against a lawsuit from Chrissy" or "I need a laugh at complete idiocy today".

The highlights for me in this video were:

1) CM says that his #1 focus is sports betting, but he also plays baccarat and/or roulette virtually every day, so his understanding of the meaning of #1 focus is lacking.

2) As you mentioned, CM claims that his wife was in attendance when he plopped down his big bankroll at the roulette table and a busty blonde plopped down her big ol' titties.

3) Once again the "dead broke Uber driver" story where despite being dead broke, Christopher managed to find and lose $500,000 at the casino.

4) He says that the good thing about betting on sports is that you're betting on people. He also says that the bad thing about sports is that you're betting on people. Hmm...

5) CM says that when he plays table games, HE is in control and that 95% of the time he wins at roulette.

6) Says he bet $21,000 on the Atlanta Braves and won, but shows no betting ticket as documentation and of course we only get conversation.

7) He shows us his Nevada license plate that expired April 2023, so that's clear evidence that he was lying to Nevada DMV about his State of residence.

[1dollarboxcar]

that video he posted today was so desperation... and he is rattled to the bone... i actually thought the fucker was gonna have a heart attack or stroke out or something...

LMAO ))